Friday, 12 June 2015

Tarak Mehta-Sex Society 09 {part 2-balatkari ke khilaf planning }

JAISE HE TAPPU SODHI KE GHAR SE BAHR JANNE LAGTA HAI...TABHI PICHE SI FIR SE IYER UNGLI KARTA HAI...


IYER :- LEKIN TAPPU BETA TUMHARE ISS PLAN SE TOH SABHI SOCIETY VALON KO TOH PATA CHAL HE JAYEGA....



SODHI :- KOI BAAT NHI IYER AGAR SOCIETY MEIN PTA CHLTA HAI TOH CHLNE DO ...YE SOCIETY BHI TOH HAMARE PARIWAR KI TARAH HE HAI...


JHETHALAL :- SODHI SAHI BOL RHA HAI....YE IYER BHAI BHI NA...HAMESHA BICH MEIN UCHAL PADTE HAIN....IYAER BHAI APKE PASS AUR KOI PLAN HAI...



IYER :- AJEEB SA MUH BANATE HUE..NHI...



JHETHALAL :- TOH BAS CHUP RHIYE FIR....


TARAK :- AREE TUM DONO FIR SE JHAGDA KARNE LAG GYE CHUP RHO...
AUR FIR TAPPU SE PUCHTA HAI...

TAPPU BETA PLAN KI SHURUWAT KAB KARNI HAI...


TAPPU :- MEHTA UNLCE AAJ RAAT KO KARENGE...AUR MUJHE PURA VISHWAS HAI KI ISS PLAN SE VO ADMI JALDI PAKADA JAYEGA...


FIR SABHI APNE APNE GHAR KI TARAF CHAL DETE HAIN...



JHETHALAL GHAR PAHUCH KE...


JHETHALAL :- BABUJI MUJHE TOH ABHI TAK VISHWAS NHI HO RHA HAI KI AISA HAMRI SOCIETY MEIN KAISE HO SKTA HAI...



BAPUJI :- HAN JHETIYA BAAT TOH SAHI KEH RHA HAI...... LEKIN AB JO HO GAYA HO VO GAYA ...AB TOH USSE SUDHARNE KI BARI HAI...


DAYA :- HAN BAPUJI... BECHARI ROSHAN BABHI PE KYA BITI HOGI...JALD SE JALD VO ADMI PAKDA JAYE... MEIN USSE SHRAP DETE HUN....AGLI BAR VO MASK PEHNEE AUR USKA AAGE KA HISSA FAT JAYE.....

BAS ITNA HE BOL PATI HAI AUR JHETHALAL BICH MEIN ROK DETA HAI...


JHETHALAL :- BASS DAYA...TU APNA YE SHRAP PURAN SHURU MAT KAR....AB TOH BAS RAAT KO CLUB HOUSE MEIN DEKHTE HAIN KYA HOGA...


UDHAR TARAK AUR ANJALI APNE GHAR PE PAHUCHTE HAIN...



ANJALI :- TARAK MUJHE TOH BAHUT DUKH HO RHA HAI...ROSHAN BABHI KE SATH ITNI BADI GHTNA HO GYI...


TARAK :- DEKHO ANJALI..AP HONI KO TO KOI NHI TAAL SAKTA...LEKIN MEIN YE SOCH RHA HUN KI USS ADMI NE ROSHAN BHABHI KO HE KYUN CHUNA.... KOI PURANI DUSHMANI TOH NHI HAI...


ANJALI :- HHMMM...TARAK AAP SAHI KEH RHE HAIN...KYA PATA AISA HO...


TARAK :- AB TOH SIRF TAPPU KE PLAN KA WAIT KRNA HAI..VAISE MUJHE LAGTA HAI KI USKA PLAN SUCESS HO JAYEGA...AB RAAT KO CLUB HOUSE MEIN HE PTA CHALEGA...



UDHAR IYER BABITA SE....


IYER :- BABITA DEAR...YE KYA HO GAYA HAMRI SOCIETY MEIN....AISA NHI HONA CAHIYE THA..AGAR KISI BAR VALON KO PATA CHAL GAYA TOH HAMARI SOCIETY KI KITNI BANAMI HOGI...


BABITA :- IYER TUM SACH MEIN PAGAL HO..JEHTHA JI SAHI BOL RHE THE....TUMHE SOCIETY KI PADI HAI...UDHAR ROSHAN BAHBI KE SATH ITNA BURA HO GAYA ...UNKI KOI PARWA NHI HAI TUMHE...


JHETHALAL KA NAAM SUN KE THODA CHID JATA HAI LEKIN KUCH BOLTA NHI HAI...


IYER :- DEKHO BABITA MERE KEHNE KA MATLB VO NHI THA...MUJHE BHI ROSHAN BABHI KE LIYE DUKH HAI...


BABITA :- HUH...BASSS TAPPU KA PLAN SUCCESS HO JAYE...MEIN TOH BAS YAHI CAHATI HUN...



UDHAR BHIDE APNE SOFE PE BAITHE SOCH RHA THA...AUR FIR MADHVI AATI HAI..


MADHVI :- KYA SOCH RHE HAIN AAP??


BHIDE :- MADHVI MEIN YE SOCH KE PARESHAN HUN KI ITNI GHATIYA HARKAT KA KAM KARNE KE BAAD USS ADMI NE MUJHE FASA DIYA..CHIII...AUR YE SAB LOG BHI MUJHE GALAT SMJHNE LAGGE..



MADHVI :- OHOO AB CHODIYE NA USS BAAT KO....AUR VAISE BHI ROHAN BABHI KE SATH JO HUA VO BAHUT HE JADA GALAT HUA...


BHIDE:- HAN VO TOH HAI....

AUR MAN MEIN SOCHTA HAI...BEKAR MEIN USS ADMI NE MERE PLAN PE SARA PANI FER DIYA...


MADHVI BHIDE KO AISA SOCHTE DEKH PCHTI HAI...


MADHVI :- KYA SOCH RHE HO??


BHIDE :- GHBRTA HUA .... KUCH NHI BAS YEE SOCH RHA THA...KI BAS AB VO ADMI PAKDA JAYE...


MADHVI HMMM KAR DETI HAI......


IDHAR AB RAAT HO CHUKI THI...

SAB CLUB HOUSE MEIN PAHUCH JATE HAIN...

AAGE DEKHTE HAIN MKI ISS CLUB HOUSE MEIN AB KYA TAAPU KO SAFLTA MILEGI KI NHI........!!

SAB LOH CLUB HOUSE MEIN JAMA HO CHUKE THE.....SAMNE VALI TEEN KURSI PAR SOCIETY KE SECRETARY ATAMARAM TUKARAM BHIDE....USKE SATH PATARKAR POPATLAL AUR KRISHNAN IYER...


UNKE SAMNE SOCIETY KE SABHI LOG BAITHE THE...AUR AAPAS MEIN AISE BATEIN KAR RHE THE...JISKI VAJAH SE SHOR HO RHA THA.....


BHIDE KAFI KOSHISH KAR RHA THA KI SAB CHUP HO JAYE...LEKIN USKI BAAT TOH KOI SUNN HE NHI RHA THA....


FIR SOCIETY KE BUJURG KAHDE HUE...


CAHMAKLAL :- AREE OOO.....CHUP HO JAOO SAB....YE JHETIA CHUP HO JAA....


JHETHALAL :- SHANTI SHANTI...BAPUJI KUCH BOL RHE HAIN....HAN BOLIYE BAPUJI...


BAPUJI :- BOLIYE VADI...CHUP NHI HO SKTE...ITNI DER SE BHIDE CHILLA RHA HAI AUR TUM LOG APNI DUN MEIN LAGGE HUE HO...


TARAK :- SORRY CHACHAJI....

AUR BOLTA HAI....SAB SHANT HO JAOO...

AUR FIR SAB SHANTI SE BAITH JATE HAIN...
AUR FIR JHETHALAL BOLTA HAI...


JHETHALAL :- HAN BHAI BHIDE TOH SHURU KAREIN METTING...


BHIDE :- JEHTHALAL ABHI 2 JANE ANE BAKI HAIN..


JHETHALAL :- KUN??


BHIDE :- NATU KAKA AUR BAGHA..


JETHALAL :- KYA BOL RHA HAI BHIDE....TU UN SHAQ KAR RHA HAI...


BHIDE :- AISI BAAT NHI HAI JHETHALAL...


JHETHALAL :- TOH FIR KAISI BAAT HAI...


TABHI TARAK BICH MEIN BOL PADTA HAI...


TARAK :- DEKHO JHETHALAL..ISME KUCH GALAT NHI HAI...TUM DEKHO SABHI KO BULAYA HUA HAI JO USS DIN HANDI KE WAQT THA....TOH ISKA MATLAB YE NHI HAI KI HUM UNPAR SHAQ KAR RHE HAIN...BAAT KO SMJHO...


AUR FIR JHETHALAL SAMJH JATA HAI...


UDHAR TAPPU SENA ENTRY KAR CHUKI HOTI HAI....FIR BHIDE UNSE PUCHTA HAI...


BHIDE :- TAPPU TAYARI PURI HO GYI...


TAPPU :- JEE HAN BHIDE UNCLE...


UDHAR NATTU KAKA AUR BHAGA AA JATE HAIN...


NATU KAKA :- HELOO SETHJI....KAISE HAIN AAPP..


JETHALAL :- HAN BHAI BADIYA TUM DONO NE ANNE MEIN DER KYUN KAR DI....


NATU KAKA :- APKO PATA HAI NA BARISH KA MAUSUM HAI...RICKSHAW BADI MUSHKIL SE MILTI HAI...AUR HAN AAP YE BATAIYE AAPNE HUM LOGON KO YAHN KYUN BULAYA HAI....



JEHTHALAL :- AREE BHAI AB AAYE HO NA..TOH PATA CHAL JAYEGA...PARESHAN MAT KRO BHAI SHANTI SE BAITH JAOOO....


FIR BHIDE MEHTA SAHAB HO APNE PASS BULATA HAI...AUR UNHE SARI BAAT BATANE KE LIYE BOLTA HAI...


TARAK :- DEKHIYE DOSTON MEIN APKO AAB JO BATANE JAA RHA HUN...USSE SHAYAD AP SAB ACAMBIT HO JAYEE..TOH PLSS MERA SAHYUG KARIYEGA...AUR HAN KRIPYA KAR KE YE BAAT KISI AUR KO NHI PATA CHALNE CAHIYE.........

AUR SARRI GHATANA BATA DETA HAI....EK EK BAAT JO USS DIN HUI THI....SABKE MUH KHULE KE KHULE REH JATE HAIN...SAB KHUSAR PUSAR KARNE LGTE HAIN...


FIR TARAK UNHE SHANT REHNE KE LIYE BOLTA HAI AUR TAAPU KO APNE PASS BULATA HAI......

TAPPU TARAK KE PASS AKAR BOLNA SHURU KAR DETA HAI...


TAPPU :- DEKHIYE MEIN AAP SABKO AB YE BATUNGA KI HUM USS ADMI KO KAISE PAKADENGE....HUME EK EVIDENCE MILA HAI..JISSE HUM USS ADMI KO JARUR PAKAD LENGE...


EVIDENCE WORD SUN KE JHETHALAL DAYA SE PUCHTA HAI...

JHETHALAL :- DAYA TUJHE SMAJH AYA KI YE EVIDEANCE KYA HAI...


DAYA :- NAAAAAAAAAAAAA....


AUR FIR JHETHALAL TARAK SE PUCHTA HAI...


TARAK :- EVIDENCE KA MATLB SURAG..


JEHTHALAL DAYA KO BOLTE HUE...SMJHI DAYA...AUR DAYA HAN MEIN SAR HILA DETI HAI...


TAPPU :- JO SURAG HUME MILA HAI....USSE US ADMI KO ARAM SE PEHCHAN LIYA JAYEGA.....SHAYD VO ADMI JALD BAJI MEIN VAHN GARDEN MEIN CHOD KE CHALA GAYA HAI......MAGAR EK PROBLEM HAI...


SABHI BOLTE HAIN KYAAAAAAAAAA....

TAPPU :- VO SURAG KI CHIZ MENE GOLI KO DII THI...MAGAR USNE VO KAHIN GARDEN MEIN HE GIRA DI.....AUR HUM SUBH SE DHUND RHE HAIN LEKIN VO MILI HE NHI...



BHIDE :- YE GOYA KISI KAM KA NHI HAI...TAPPU KYUN DI TUNE ISSE...ISSE KHANE KE ALWA KUCH AUR ATA HE NHI HAI.....


SODHI :- GOLI TUJHE DHAYN SE RKHNA CAHIYE THA NA...



GOLI :- SORRY SODHI UNCLE....VO PATA NHI MENE VAHN GARDEN KE BENCH PAR RKHA THA...AUR FIR MUJHE BHOOK LAGI TOH MEIN ABDUL KI DUKAN CHALA GAYA KUCH LENE KE LIYE....AUR JAB VAPIS AYA TOH VO VAHN THI HE NHI....SHAYAD KAHIN GIR GAYII...



BHIDE :- DEKHO ISSE...SARA DIN BAS TUSWA LO...


TARAK :- AB CHODO BHIDE..BACHA HAI GALTI HO GYI...TOH TAPPU AB TUMNE KYA SOCHA HAI...


TAPPU :- MEHTA UNCLE AB RAAT MEIN TOH MILEGA NHI....ISLIYE AB KAL SUBH HE DHUNDENGE....


SABHI TAPPU KI BAAT PAR SEHMAT HO JATE HAIN...AUR SAB APNE APNE GHAR KI TARF NIKAL JATE HAIN...............


AB ISS WAQT RAAT KE 12 BAAJ RHE HOTE HAIN...GHADI MEIN TIK TOK ...TIK TOK...AUR BHAR SIRF TEZ HAWAON KI CHALNE KI AWAZ AA RHI HOTI HAI...


PURI JAGAH SUNSAN HOTI HAI.....TABHI...

GARDEN MEIN KISI KA SYA HOTA HAI....

VO JO KOYI BHI HOTA HAI...BAR BAR IDHAR UDHAR CHAKAR LGA RHA HOTA HAI...USKE HAATH MEIN CHOTI SI TORCH HOTI HAI ...JISSE VO JALA KE GARDEN KE GHANS PE DAAL RHA HOTA HAI....


ISKA MATLAB TOH YAHI HOTA HAI KI VO KUCH DHUND RHA HOTA HAI.....


VO BAR BAR IDHAR SE UDHAR...KABHI USS KONE MEIN...KABHI ISS KONE....CAHAKAR PE CHKAR LAGA RHA HOTA HAI...LEKIN USKE HATH VO CHIZ NHI LAGTI JISSE VO DHUND RHA HOTA HA.....VO THAK KAR EK JAGH KHADA HO JATA HAI....AUR SOCHNE LAGTA HAI....TABHI....


TABHI PICHE SE USKE KANDHE PAR KOI HATH RAKH DETA HAI....VO GHABRA JATA HAI.....VO PICHE PALATA HAI...LEKIN ANDHERE KI VAJAH SE USKA CEHRA DHANG SE DIKHAI NHI DETA....



TABHI USKE MUH PAR ROSHNI MARI JATI HAI.....AUR USKA CEHRA DEKH KAR SAB CHAUNK JATE HAIN....


SAB KA MATLAB....JHETHALAL , BHIDE , IYER , TARAK , CHAMPAKLAL , SODHI , TAPPU SENA...


KYUN KI JO CEHRA VO DEKHTE HAIN...VO BAGHA KA HOTA HAI....


JHETHALAL CHAPAMLAL AUR SABHI CHIKTE HAIN....BAGHAAAA TUUUUUUU......!!!
to be continued...

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