Friday, 12 June 2015

Tarak Mehta Ka Oltah Chasma-Sex Society 26

DAYA KI KAHANI KI BAAD SAB KE SAB HAIRAN THE..KI AISA BHI HO SKTA HAI...AB AGGE....!!


JETHALAL KA TOH MUH KHULA HUA THA....
AGAR THODI DER AUR BAND NHI KRTA TOH KUCH MACHAR GHUS JATE ANDAR..
VO TOH SHUKR HAI...BAND KAR LIYAAA...


JETHALAL :- DAYA....BADE PYARE SWAR MEIN...
TERE SATH YE SAB HO GAYA...AUR AUR...


DAYA :- AB KYA FAIDA TAPPU KE PAPA...JAB APKI JARURAT THI TAB TOH AAP THE HE NHI....


JETHALAL :- MUJHE MAAF KAR DE DAYA...
MUJHE YE UMID NHI THII...


DAYA :- AB REHNE DIJEYE.....ISKA KOI FAIDA NHI HAII....



JETHALAL KO GUSSA AA RHA THA....VO JOR SE CHILATA HAI.....
SODHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.....

PURA CLUB HOUSE HIL JATA HAI....SAB JETHALAL KI AWAJ SUN KE BHT DAR JATE HAIN...



TARAK :- JETHALAL SHANTI RAKHO.....TUM AB YE KADWA SACH SEHNA PADEGAA...


JETHALAL :- KYA SHANTI MEHTA SAHAB....KYA SHANTI...SUNA NHI KYA HUA MERI DAYA KE SATH...



TARAK :- DEKHO JETHALAL SODHI KI GALTI TOH HAI HE..LEKIN TUMHARI BHI UTNI HE GALTI HAI...ISLIYE TUM AKELE USS KO DOSH NHI DE SKTEE....
SAMJHO BAAT KOO..



JETHALAL :- KYA SAJHUN MEHTA SAHAB....
AUR JETHALAL TABLE PE BAITH JATA HAI...APNE SAR PE HATH RAKH KE...
BHT DUKHI MAN SEE...
USSE PATA THA JO HUA BHT GALT LEKIN AB KUCH NHI HO SKTA THA...



TARAK :- HIMMAT RAKHO JETHALAL....AB KYA KR SKTE HAIN...HUMNE JO PAAP KIYA HAI..USKI SAZA TOH HUME BHUGTNI TOH PADEGI HEEE....


BHT HE SAD MAHOL THA.....SABHI UDAS THE...KOI KUCH NHI BOL PAA RHA THA....
TABHI BABITA NE KAMOSHI KO TODAA..



BABITA :- AAB KYA FAIDA AAP LOGON KE AISE UDAS HONE KA..
JO KARNA THA VO TOH KAR CHUKE AAP LOG..
HAMARI IZZAT KE SATH TOH KHEL CHUKE ....
AAP LOG ABHI ITNA DUHKI HO RHE HAIN...TOH SOCHIE HUM LOGON KO KITNA DUKH SEHNA PADA HOGA..USS WAQT.....



JETHALAL BABITA KI BAATE SUNTA HAI...USSE PATA THA..KI AB USKI BARI HAI....USKA KYA HOGAA......



RAAT KE 2 BAJE KE AAS PASS....DOR BELL BAJTI HAI....


BABITA :- SHAYAD IYER HE HONGEE..

VO GATE KHOLNE CHALI JATI HAI...
JETHA JI AAP...ISS WAQT..


JETHALAL NASHE MEIN DHUT ....
KYUN BABITA JI MEIN NHI HO SKTA...APSE MILNE KA MAN KIYA TOH AA GAYA..


BABITA :- JETHA JI AAP NE PII RAKHI HAI...


JETHALAL :- HAN APKI YAAD MEIN THODI SI PII LII....

BABITA :- YE AP KYA BOL RHE HO...


JETHALAL :- AAP MUJHE ANDAR NHI BULAYENGEE....


BABITA KUCH SOCHTI HAI...USSE LAG RHA THA KI ANDAR NHI BULATI HUN..FIR BHI VO JETHALAL KO ANDAR ANNE DETI HAI..
YA YUN MANIYEE...KI VO JABARDASTI GHUS GAYA...



BABITA :- JETHAJI I THINK APKO APNE GHAR JANA CAHIYEE...


JETHALAL :- APNE GHR HE TOH AYA HUN...YE BHI TOH MERA HE GHAR HAI...
AUR BABITA KO GHURNE LGTA HAII...


BABITA NE BLUE NIGHT SUIT PEHNA HUA THA...JISKE TOP KE KCH UPAR KE BUTTONS KHULE THE.....SAAF SAAF KOI BHI..BABITA KE SUNDAR GOL GOL BADE BADE...CHUCHE DIKH RHE THEE......


JETHALAL KA MUH KHUL GAYA..JAISE USSE DOODH KI BOTTLE CAHIYE HO MUH MEIN..


BABITA NOTICE KAR LETI HAI KI JETHALAL KAHN DEKH RHA HAI....VO FATFAT APNE BUTTON BAND KARNE LAGTI HAII...



JETHALAL :- REHNE DIJEYE NAA...ACHE LAG RHE HAINN...


BABITA :- WAHT???


JETHALAL AB BABITA KE KARIB BADNE LAGTA HAI..
BABITA GHABRA RHI THII..KI AAJ KYA HONE VALA HAI USKE SATH..


BABITA :- JETHA JII.....AA..PP....AA..JJ THE..EK NHII LAG RHE HAIN..APKO GHAR JANA CAHIYEE...


LEKIN JETHALAL TOH JAISE BEHRA HO GAYA THA...VO TOH BAS BABITA KI TARAF AAGE BAD RHA THA...
BABITA KE MATHE SE PASINA NIKAL RHA THAA..



JETHALAL BABITA KE BILKUL KARIB PAHUCH GAYA...



BABITA :- JETHAJI...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....
PURE KAMRE MEIN YE AWAZ GUNJ UTHTI HAII...


JETHALAL NE APNE DONO HATON SE BABITA KE BADE BADE CHCHON KO DABA DIYA THAAA..
AUR VO BHI ITNI JOR SEE..KI BABITA SE SEHAN NHI HUAAA.....



JETHALAL APNE DANT FADEEEE BURI TARAH SE CHUCHON KE SATH KHEL RHA THAA...


BABITA :- JETHA JI CHODIYEEE......CHOD DIJEYEE...AHHHHHHHHHHH...OHHH...


BABITA JETHALAL KO DHAKKA MARTI HAI...JISSE JETHALAL PICHE SOFE KI TARAF GIRTA HAI..

LEKIN GIRTE WAQT VO BABITA KA HATH PAKAD LETA HAI...JISSE BABITA BHI USKE UPAR HE GIR JATI HAII....


GIRNE KE KARAN BABITA JETHALAL KE UPAR AA JATI HAI...JISSE USKE CHUCHEE..JETHALAL KI CHATI MEIN DHANS JATE HAIN...USKE MUH SE FIR EK...AHHHHHHHH...NIKAL JATI HAII...



JETHALAL :- AHHHHH...BABITA JI...KITNA MAZA AA GAYAA..


BABITA :- CHIII..JETHA JI...MUJHE APSE AISI UMID NHI THII..


JETHALAL :- HAN TOH ABHI TOH YE SHURURWAT HAI..AAGE DEKHIYE..APKO KUSH KAR DUNGA.....



BABITA :- JETHA JI CHODIYE MUJHE...
AUR UTHE LAGTI HAI..

LEKIN JETHALAL NE TOH MANO KASAM KHA RAKHI THII..KI AAJ TOH VO BABAITAJI KA HATH CHODENGE HE NHII....
USNE BABITA KA HATH KAS KE PAKDA HUA THA...

AUR ABHI BHI USSI POISTION MEIN BABIT JETHALAL KE UPAR LETI HUI THIII...
AUR BABITA KE CHUCHE JETHALAL MEIN DHANSE PADE THEEE...


JETHALAL CHUCHON KO MEHSUS KAR KE APNE AAP KO ISS DHARTI KA SABSE LUCKY ADMI SAMJH RHA THA..AUR VO KITNA KUSH THA...ISKA ANDAZA USKE PANT KE ANDAR SE PAAT CHAL RHA THAA....
JO AAGE SE PHULA HUA THAA...



JI HAN JETHALAL....KA LUND PURA AKAD CHUKA THAA...
AUR VO BABITA KO NICHE SE CHUB RHA THA..

BABITA ISKE KARAN VAHN SE UTHNA CAHTI THII..LEKIN VO CHUDA NHI PAA RHI THII..APNE APP KOO..



BABITA :- CHI DIJEYE...JETHA JI...MUJHE..PLEASE....



JETHALAL ISS BAR BABITA KO CHOD DETA HAI..

BABITA KUSH HO JATI HAI...AUR VO UTHNE LAGTI HAI...PAR JAISE HE UTHTI HAI...VO NICHE JAMIN PAR GIR JATI HAI...


KYUN KI ISS BAR JETHALAL NE BABITA KE PAIR PKAD LIYE THEEE...



BABITA DARD MEIN....AHHHHHH..JETHA JII....YE KYA KIYA APNEE...UFFFFFF...AHH.


JETHALAL :- OHOO LAG GYI APKOO..


BABITA ZAMEEN PE PADE ...HAN..



JETHALAL :- KAHN LAG GYIII...


BABITA :- YAHN PAR...
AUR VO APNI JAGHN KI TARAF ISHARA KARTI HAII...



JETHALAL FAURAN KHADA HOTA HAI..AUR BABITA KE PIAR KE SIDE MEIN AAKE BAITH JATA HAII....


JETHALAL :- RUKIYE MEIN THEK KR DETA HUN...


AUR BABITA KA.....


NICHE SE PAJAMA KO KHICH KAR UTARNE KI KOSIISH KARTA HAI....LEKIN JADA NHI UATR PATA ...KYUN KI BABITA BAITHI HUI THII..



BABITA :- CHILATE HUEE....YEEE KYAAAAAAAA..
KAR RHE HAIN AAP...CHODIYEE...
AUR UTHNE LAGTI HAII..


YE MAUKA SAHI THA JETHALAL KE PASS.....VO FAURAN PAJAMA PAKAD LETA HAI...AUR KHICH DETA HAI ISS BAR....
ISS BAR PAJAMA GHUTNO TAK PAHUCH JATA HAI.....


UFFFFFF....PAJAMA UTARNE KE BAAD KA NAZARA..KHUD JETHALAL NHI SEHAN KAR PATA...

ANDAR KOI AUR KAPDA NHI THAA..YANI PENTY NHI PEHNI THI BABITA NEE..
KORI CHOOT...BILKUL SAAF..EK BHI BAAL NHII...AUR ITNI CHIKNI LAG RHI THII..KI PUCHO MATT...DOODH SI JAISI SAFED THII..

JETHALAL KI TOH JEEBH FADFADNE LAGIII....


BABITA PAJAME KE KHICNE KI VAJAH SE FIR SE NICHR GIR CHUKI THII...
USKI TANGE KHULI THII..AUR BICH MEIN CHOOT SAAF DIKHAI DE RHI THII..



BABITA :- PLSSS AISA MAT KIJEYE..AAP TOH MUJHSE APNA NEST FREIND MANTE HO NAA...
AUR PICHE KHISAK NE LAGTI HAII...


LEKIN JETHALAL ISS BAAT KE PARWAH KIYE BINAA..APNI PANT AUR UNDERWEAR EK JHTKE MIEN UTAR DETA HAI...
AUR PANE VIKRAL ROOP MEIN AYE LUND KO BAHR NIKAL LETA HAII....



BABITA EK BAAR KO JETHALAL KA LUND DEKH KAR CAHUNK JATI HAI....USSE LGTA HAI..KITNA BADA HAI JETHALAL KA....LEKIN AGLE HE PAL USSE YAD ATA HAI..KI VO SHADI SHUDA HAI...AUR AISE IYER KO DHOKA NHI DE SKTII...
ITNA SOCH HE RHI THII..KI JETHALAL USE BEHAD KARIB PAHUCH CHUKA THAA..



JETHALAL :- KYUN NA ISS GULABI HOTON KA RAS PIA JAYEEE...


BABITA :- PLEASE..AISA.....AUHMMMMM...


JETAHALAL NE APNE HONTH RAKH DIYE THE BABITA KE HONTH PARR...AUR UHNE AISE CHOOS RHA THAA...JAISE KOI BACHA LOLI POP CHOSTA HAI....


KUCH MIN TAK BABITA KE HONTON KE SEVAN KARNE KE BAAD VO HATA....


BABITA :- PLEASE JETHA JIII RUK JAYEE...USKE EK BUND ASON TAPAK JATA HAI.....



LEKIN JETHALAL KAHN MANNE VALA THAA...


JETHALAL :- BABITA JI...AAJ MEIN APKO DIKHA DUNGA..KI APNE USS IYERDII..KE SATH SHADI KAR KE KITNA GALAT KAM KIYA HAI....


BAS ITNA HE BOLTA HAI...AUR APNA LUND CHOOT SE SATA DETA HAI,....
AISA LAG RHA THA..KI JETHALAL APNE LUND KO KISSI DILA RHA THA BABITA KI CHOOT KO....


BABITA ANKHEN BAND KAR LETI HAII..USSE PATA THAA...KI AB KYA HONE VALA HAII......


AUR VO HALKA SA DHAKA LAGATA HAII.....


HALKA SA LUND ANDAR CHALA JATA HAII...AUR BABITA KE MUH SE HALKI SII AHH NIKAL JATI HAI...
JETHALAL EK AUR DHAAKA LGTA HAI....AUR ISS BAR PURA ANDAR...

BABITA :- AHHHHHHHHH...OHHHHHHHHHH......


BABITA ISS WAQT BAHT GHATIYA FEEL KAR RHI THIII.....USSE AKHIR KAR RHA NHI GAYA AUR VO BOL PADDI...



BABITA :- JETHA JI..AAJ APNE VO KAR DIYA JO MENE SAPNE MEIN NHI SOCHA THAA..,.
MUJHE LAGA THA KI AAP BAHT ACHE INSAN HO..LEKIN APNE TOHH....
AAJ KE BAAD MEIN APKI SHAQL DEKHNA PASAND TAK NHI KARUNGI....AAPSE KABHI BAAT NHI KARUNGIII.......


KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.......


PURE CLUB HOUSE MEIN YE AWAZ GUNJ JATI HAII...


AAP AISA NHI KAR SKTE .... APKO MUJHE BAAT KRNI HE PADEGI BABI.......


TARAK :- BICH MEIN ROKTE HUEEE....KYA HUA JETHALAL ... KYA SOCH RHE HO...
KIS KO BAAT KRNI PADEGII...



JETHALAL APNE CHARO TARAF DEKHTA HAI...APNE MAN MEIN...
UFFFF....MEIN TOH CLUB HOUSE MEIN HUN...PATA NHI CHALA KAB SOCH MEIN CHALA GAYA....HASSHHHH....VO SIRF EK SAPNA THAA...AGAR AISA BABITAJI NE ASLIYAT MEIN BOL DIYA TOH KYA HOGA MERAA...



TARAK :- JETHALAL KYA SOCH RHE HOO KYA HO GAYAA...TUM THEK TOH HO NAA..


SABHI VAHN PUCHTE HAIN..KI KYA HUA JETHALAL...



JETAHALAL :- NHI KUCH NHII...
APNE MAN MEIN..
BACH GAYA....


(JETHALAL :- BACH GAYA MAN MEIN SOCHTA HAI...)
LEKIN MEIN KEHTA HUN KITNI DER KE LIYEE...ABHI KUCH DER BAAD TOH BABITA JI KHUD BATANE HE VALI HAI.....

JETHALAL SAPNE SE BAHR ATE HE CHILA THA....TAB TARAK USSE PUCHTA HAI KYA HUA JETHALAL AB AAGEE.....!!


JETHALAL MAN MEIN...HASSH BACH GAYA ....AGAR YE SAPNA MERA SACH HOTA TOH...BABITA JI MUJHSE KAFI BAAT NHI KRTI.....KITNA BHAYANAK SAPNA THAA..



TARAK :- JETHALAL ABHI TAK KYA SSOCH RHE HOO..


JETHALAL :- VO BABITAJI KO SORRY BOLNA HAI...


AUR JETHALAL KHADA HOKE PICHE MUDTA HAI...BABITA KO SORRY BOLNE...
LEKIN VO JAISE HE PICHE MUDTA HAI....USKO APNI ANKHON PE YAKIN NHI ATA....VO HAIRAN REH JATA HAI....


TARAK :- BHAI KYUN BOLNA HAI BABITAJI KO SORRY....
ABHI ANNE TOH DE UNHEE....



JETHALAL :- KYAAAAAAAAAAAA......
ANNE DE KA KYA MATLB HAI APKAA...
ABHI YAHIN TOH THEE..
UNKE SATH BAKI KI SARI LADIES BHI TOH THEE....




TARAK :- KYAAAA BOL RHE HO JETHALAL .... HUM TOH INTI DER SE YAHIN HAIN...ABHI TAK KOI AYA HE NHI HAI...



JETHALAL :- LEKIN MEHTA SAHAB...ABHI TOH HUM LOGON KO DANT PAD RHI THII...YAHN PARR...SABKI POL KHOLI JAA RHI THIII...


YE BAAT ITNI TEZ BOLTA HAI JETHALAL KI AAJ BAJU KHADE SODHI BHIDE AUR IYER YE SUN KE USKE PASS AA JATE HAIN..



SODHI :- KYA HUA JETHA PRA..KYUN CHILLA RHE HOO..


TARAK :- AREE SODHI JETHALAL BOL RHA HAI..KI ABHI SARI LAIDES YAHIN PAR THI AUR SABKI POL KHUL RHI HAII..



SODHI :- POL ..KAISI POL...


BHIDE :- KYA BOL RHE HO JETHALAL..


IYER :- YE JETHALAL KO KUCH NA KUCH SUJTA REHTA HAI.....JETHALAL TUM PAGAL TOH NHI HO GYE HOO..



JETHALAL :- AEEE IYER BHAI..SHANTI RAKHO NA THODI DERR...



TARAK :- IYERRRRRR...
ACHA JETHALAL TUM SHANTI SE BAITHO AUR BATAO..KYA HUA HAI...
TUM KYA KEHNA CAHTE HOO..


JETHALAL :- PEHLE YE BATAIYEE MEHTA SAHAB..KI JABSE HUM YAHN AYE HAIN...USKE BAAD SOCIETY KE SARI LADIESS AYI THI KI NHII....



TARAK :- NHIII...JAB SE HUM AYE HAIN..ABHI TAK NHI AYII..



SODHI :- HAN YAR...PAAT NHI KAHN REH GYEE..HUME BULA KEE..


BHIDE :- LAGTA HAI....KOI BADI SZA DENE KE LIYE SAMAN IKHATA KAR RHI HONGII...


IYER :- HAN TOH FIR HAMNE KAM BHI TOH AISA HE KIYA HAI...
LEKIN MUJHE EK BAAT SAMJH NHI AA RHI .. KI HUM DUSRON KE GHAR KAISE PAHUCH GYEE...
KAHIN JETHALAL......TUMHARA IDEA TOH NHI THA YEE..




JETHALAL GUSSE MEIN KHADA HOTA HUA IYER SEE...
YE IYER IDLI....TU PAGAL HAI PAGAL..YAHN KYA BAAT CHAL RHI HAI..AUR TU KYA BOL RHA HAI..


TARAK :- JETHALAL JETHALAL...TUM SHANT HO JAOOO...
AUR IYER KYA BEVAKOOFI VALI BAAT KAR RHE HOO....CHUPP RHE HO NAA.



SODHI :- HAN IYER CHUP RHE NAA...KYUN PARESHAN KAR RHA HAI JETHA PRA KOO...


TARAK :- HAN JETHALAL TUM SHANTI SE BATAO..KYA HUAA...KYUN PARESHAN HO TUM...



JETHALAL :- MEHTA SAHAB VO..
AUR IDHAR UDHAR NAZAR DAUDATA HAI....
POPATLAL NHI AYA ABHI TAKK..MEHTA SAHAB...


BHIDE :- KYUN USSE BHI ANA THAA...
LEKIN USKI TOH ABHI SHADI BHI NHI HUI HAI...



JETHALAL :- AEE CHAPLI....MENE TUJHSE PUCHA ...MENE MEHTA SAHAB SE PUCHA HAI NAA..




TARAK:- JETHALAL TUM BATAOGE...KI KYA HUAA...TUMNE KOI BURA SAPNA DEKHA KYAA...



JETHALAL SOCHNE LAGTA HAI....
AUR USKE SAMNE PURA KA PURA NAZARA AA JATA HAI...JO USNE AKHIR TAK DEKHA THAA..YANI KI...
MADHVI KI KAHANI SE LEKAR BABITA KI KAHANI TAAKKK.....



TARAK :- JETHALAL....JETHALAL....KAHN KHO GYE BHAII...



JETHALAL :- HANNN.....HAN...VO ... VO....



IYER :- AB VO VO HE KRTE RAHOGEE...KI AAGE BHI BOLOGEE...



JETHALAL :- AEEEEEEEEE CHAPLIIIIIIIII...SHANTI RAKH......

ITNI JOR SE BOLTA HAI..KI IYER KI TOH SANSEN UPAR CHAD JATI HAI....



TARAK :- BHAI IYER TU SHANT REHNE KE LIYE KYA LEGAA..


SODHI :- MEIN ISKA MUH BAND KAR DETA HUN...


JETHALAL :- HAN SODHI...MUH KYA..ISSE PURA KA PURA BAND KAR DEE....
KAR TYM PANCHAT PANCHAT..PANCHAT...


TARAK :- SHANTI RAKHO JETHALAL....


IYER :- SORRY...IA M SORRYY JETHALAL...AB NHI BOLUNGAA...



TARAK :- HAN BATOO..KYA HUA HAII..


JETHALAL :- MEHTA SAHAB..MENE ABHI BHT BURA ...BURA KYA...BHAYANAK..SPANA DEKHA HAI...JISSE MERE RONGTE KHADE HO GYE HAIN....



TARAK :- AISA KYA DEKH LIYA TUMNEE..


BHIDE :- HAN AISA KYA DEKHA.


SODHI :- DASOO...JETHA PRAA...


JETHALAL :- AAP TOH JANTE HE HAIN..KI HUM LOG GALTI SE DUSRON KI BIWIYUN KE GHAR CHALE GAYE THEE...
AUR FIR VAHI BATEIN DIMAG MEIN CHAL RHI THI...
YAHN BAITHE BAITHE PATA NHI KAB SOCH MEIN CHALA GAYA....AUR AISA KHTRNAK SAPNA AA GAYAA...



TARAK :- JETHALAL AB BATA BHI DO KYA DEKH AHI TUMNEE...


AUR..AB JETHALAL VO SAB BATA DETA HAI...JO USNE SAPNE MEIN DEKHA THAA.....


SABKI HOSH ...UDD JATE HAIN..
MUH KHULA KA KHULA REH JATA HAII....



SODHI :- GUSSE MEIN....YE KYA BOL RHE HOO...JETHA PRAA....MEIN CHODUNGA NHII....AGAR KSISI NE BHI ROSHAN KE SATH KUCH KIYA TOH..


TARAK :- SODHI TU SHANT REH...YE GUSSE KA TYM NHI HAI..AUR VAISE BHI YE SAPNA HE HAIN..


SODHI :- TUSSI THEK BOL RHE HO..MEHTA SAHAB....


TARAK :- JETHALAL SHANT HO JAOO...SAPNA HE TOH HAI.....


JETHALAL :- MEHTA SAHAB....DIN KE SAPNE KABHI KABHI SACH HO JATE HAIN....


YE BAAT SUN KE SAB KE EK BAAR FIR HOSH UDD JATE HAIN....



BHIDE :- AGAR YE SACH HUA TOH....DEWA DEWAA....
VAISE BHI HHUM LOG KAL NASHE MEIN THEE...AUR ...


BAS ITNA HE BOLTA HAII....
KI SAMNE SE LADIES EK KE BAD EK ENTER HONE LAGTI HAI...


SABSE PEHLE ANJALI..USKE PICHE DAYA..USKE PICHE BABITA...USKE PICHE ROSHAN..AUR AKHIR MEIN MADHVVI....


SAB KE SAB AISE KHADE HO JATI HAI...JAISE SAPNE MEIN JETHALAL NE EK DEKHA THA....
USKE SAMNE JISKE SATH HO RAAT MEIN THIII...


JETHALAL YE DEKH KE HAIRAN HO JATA HAI...KYUN KI USKE SAPNE KI SHURUWAT HO CHUKI THIII.....



SABHI LADIESS KI ANKHON MEIN GUSSA SAAF JHALAK RHA THAAA......


SABHI GENTS KI SUTI PUTI GUL THIII...SABKI ANKHON MEIN DAR THAA..
EK DAR VO JO JETHALAL KE SAPNE SE HUA THAA...AUR DUSRA ...SSARI LADIES KI ANKHON MEIN GUSSAA....



KUCH MIN BAADD....JETHALAL KI NAZAR DARWAJE PE PADTI HAI....
AUR VAHN DEKH KAR USKI GAND FAT JATI HAII....


JETHALAL :- DHIRE SE..MEHTA SAHAB VO DEKHIYEE..


TARAK BHI DARWAJE KI TARAF DEKHTA HAI....USKI BHI GAND FAT JATI HAII...


JI HAN DARWAJE PAR POPATLAL KHDA THAA...AUR VO ANDAR AA RHA THAA...

AUR JAB USKI PICHE DEKHTE HAIN KI RITA REPORTER AA RHI HAI...
TOH RK BAR TOH JETHALAL CHAKKAR KAHNE LAGTA HAI..LEKIN MEHTA SHAHAB USSE SAMBHALTE HAIN..


BAKI KE BACHE IYER SODHI AUR BHIDE...POPATLAL AUR RITA KO DEKH KAR APNE SAR PE HATH RAKH LETE HAIN...
KYUN KI UNKI BHI BADI VALI GAND FAT CHUKI THII..



JETHALAL :- DEKHA MEHTA SAHAB...DEKHA..MERA SAPNA SACH HO GAYA NAA...



TABHI VAHN SE AWAJ ATI HAI....
KAISA SAPNAA..........KISI LADY KI HE THII....

JETHALAL KE SAPNE SE SABHI CAHUNKE HE THEE...AUR SAPNE KO HAKIKAT MEIN HOTA DEKH..SABKE HOSH UDD RHE THEE...AB AAGGEE.....!!!


JETHALAL :- MEHTA SAHAB MENE KHA THA NA DIN KE SAPNE BHI SACH HOTE HAIN..


MEHTA SAHAB KCH BOLTE USSE PEHLEE....EK AWAJ ATI HAI.....


KAISA SAPNA..


JETHALAL AWAJ KI TARAF DEKHTA HAI...TOH VO AWAJ DAYA KI THIII....



DAYA :- SAPNA....KUN SAPNAA..


JETHALAL :- DAYA VO SAPN...


BAS ITNA HE BOLTA HAII..


DAYA :- HEYY MAAAA MATAJIIII....
ISKA MATLB AAKA CHAKAR KISI SAPNA KE SATH HAAII...


SABHI LOG DAYA KI YE BAAT SUN KE HAIRAN HO JATE HAIN AUR JETHALAL KI TARAF DEKHNE LAGTE HAIN...


JETHALAL :- DAAYA..


BAS ITNA HE BOL PATA HAI...
KI ADAT SE MAJBOORR...


IYER :- JETHALAL...TUMHARA CHAKAR KISI SAPNA KE SATH HAI...CHI CHII....MUJHE TUMSE YAHI UMDI THII..


JETHALAL :- KYA KAHA APNEE..


IYER :- MERA MATLB HAI MUJHE TUMSE YE UMID NHI THII..



JETHALAL :- IYER BHAI AAP KYA HO..


IYER :- KYA HO MTLB...


JETHALAL :- NHI MERA MATLB HAI..AAP SCIENIST HOO..


IYER :- SCIENIST NHII SCIENTIST..SCIENTIST...
HAN HUN TOH..


JETHALAL :- TOH FIR KYA JYOTISH GIRI KA NAYA DHANDA SHURU KIYA HAI...
APKO DUKAN SE NIKAL DIYA HAI KYAA..


IYER :- JETHALALL..


TARAK :- JETHALAL .... IYER CHUP HO JAAOO TUM DONOO..


JETHALAL :- MEHTA SAHAB...IYER BHAI KO DEKHO NAA..
KAHN ITNI SIRIUS BAT HO RHI HAI..AUR YE IYER BHAI...INKO SIRF BICH MEIN BOLNA HAIII...


IYER :- SORRY...


(PATA NHI KYUN IYER BICH MEIN BOLTA HAI...SALA SAMJHTA HE NHI HAI...
BAAD MEIN KHUD KO HE SORRY BOLNA PADTA HAI...NLYAK KAHIN KAA...D)


JETHALAL :- DAYA...KYA BOL RHI HAI TUU..


DAYA :- SAHI BOL RHI HUN....
JAB KAL RAAT KOO....AAP SAB ....

AUR AAGE NHI BOLTII..


JETHALAL :- DEKH DAYA...KAL RAAT JO HUAA..USKE BAARE MEIN HE BAAT KRNE KE LIYE TUMNE HUME BULAYA HAI..
LEKIN PEHLE YE SAPNA VALI BAAT KO TOH CLEAR KAR LEE...
SAPNA YANI KI...SAPNA...KOI LADKI NHII...
RAAT MEIN JO ATA HAI NAA...SOTE TIME VO VALA SAPNAA..



DAYA :- OHHHH ACHA VO VALA..
SORRYY..


ANJALI :- DAYA BHABHI...SORRY NHI BOLIYEE..


DAYA :- OH HAAN....NO SORRY..TAPPU KE PAPA...


JETHALAL TARAK KO ... TARAL JETHALAL KO...BHIDE SODHI KO...AUR SODHI IYER KO...AUR IYER BHAI SAHAB..ANJALI BHABHI KO DEKH RHE THEEE...


POPATLAL TOH APNI NAZAR JHUKAYEE..KHADE THEEE...APNE CHATE KE SAHAREEE....


TARAK :- DEKHO ANJALI HUM SAMJHTE HAIN....
KI HUM LOGON SE JO HUA KAL RAAT VO NHI HONA CAHIYE THA...
BILKUL GALAT KIYA HUMNE TUMHARE SATHH...



ANJALI :- APKO AAB LAG RHA HAI TARAK ..KI YE GALAT HAII...
JAB KAL AAP LOG SABHI JOTH BOL KE PARTY KE LIYE GAYE THEE...TAB SAMJH NHI AYA THA APKOO....



TARAK :- VAHI TOH BOL RHA HUN ANJALI..HAMARA MAKSAD SIRF MASTI KRNE JANNE KE LIYE THAA....AUR KUCH NHII...



MADHVI :- MASTI KRNE....
YA FIR JO KAL RAAT APNE KIYA VO SAB KRNE...


BHIDE :- MADHVI TUM BHI GALAT SAMJH RHI HOO....HAMARA AISA KOI IRADA NHI THAA...


BABITA :- HAN AB TOH HUM HE GALAT SAMJH RHE HAIN...
JAB AAP LOG GALAT GALT KAR RHE THE TAB KUCH NHII....


IYER :- BABITA...DEAR....

BAS ITNA HE BOLTA HAI..


BABITA :- TUM TOH KUCH BOLO HE MAT IYER..


BECHARA IYERRR....KHAIR....USKE SATH AISA HE HOTA HAI....


SODHI :- ROSHAN MERI JAAN..TU TOH SAMJH...HUM SIRF THODI SI PARTY SHARTY KRNE HE GYEE THEE...


ROSHAN :- PARTY SHARTY....PARTY SHARTY...
AGAR TU SIRF PARTY KAR KE ATA TOH THEK THA...1 PERCENT MEIN TUJHE MAAF BHI KAR DETII...
LEKIN JO TUNE KAL KIYA HAI..CHIII..SOCH KE BHI GUSSA AA RHA HAII...


SABHI LADIES EK AWAJ MEIN HAANNNNN...


HAR BAAT KA...HAR BAAT KA POPAT HO RHA THAA...GENTS KAA...LADIES TOH KUCH SUNNE KO HE TAIYAR NHI THIII.....


KUCH DER KE LIYE KAMOSHII CHAA GYIII..


TABHI JETHALAL USS KAMOSHI KO TODTA HUAA....


JETHALAL :- HUM TOH SAMJHTE HAIN KI HUM YAHN KYUN HAI...
LEKIN POPATLAL TUM YAHN KAISEE....
TUM KYUN AA YE HO YAHN..
AUR RITA TUM BHI KYUN ... KUCH SAMJH NHI AA RHA HAII..


SODHI :- AREE HAN POPU...TU YAHN KAISEE.


BHIDE :- HAN POPATLAL KAISEE..

JETHALAL :- AREEE BHAI USSE BOLNE DOGE TABHI TOH VO BOLEGAA...KYA BAR BAR KAISE KAISE KAR RHE HOO..SAHNTI RAKHO THODII..
HAN BOLO POPATLAL...



POPATLAL :- VO VOO.VOOO.....VOOO..


TARAK :- AREE KYA VO VO...BATA BHII..


RITA :- MEIN BATA TI HUN MEHTA SAHAB...

YE HAN ISLIYE HAI...KYUNKI....KYUNKI...
KAL RAAT YE MERE SATH THAAA.....


KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....

SABHI GENTS KE MUH SE NIKLTA HAIII....


JETHALAL :- POPATLAL SHARM NHI AYI TUMHE....


ISME SHARM KAISI....JAB APKO NHI AYI TOH INHE KYUN AYEGIII...

JETHALAL :- DAYA.....
AUR MAN MEIN SOCHTA HAII..
SAHAYD CHUP HE REHNA THEK HOGAA...

USSE TOH APNE SAPNE KA DAR SATA RHA THA..KYUN KI BILKUL VAISA HE HO RHA THAA JAISE SAPNE MEIN HUA THAA....


FIR SE EK SANATA CHAA JATA HAII....CLUB HOUSEE MEIN.....
KISI KE PASS KUCH NHI THA BOLNE KOO...


MAGAR SABKI ANKHEN KUCH NA KUCH BOL RHI THII...


LADIES KI ANKHON MEIN EK TARAK GUSSA THA...AUR DUSRI TARAF EK SAWALL...KI KYUN KIYA AISAAA..


UDHAR GENTS KI ANKHON MEIN DAR THAA...AUR DUSRI TARAF AFSOOS KI KYUN KIYA AISA UNHONEEE.....


LEKIN AKHON SE SIRF EK DUSRE KO BATAYA JAA SKTA HAI...LEKIN SAMJHAYA NHII....ISLIEE AB EK JANE KO CHUPPI THODNI HE THIII..VO AUR CHUPPI...THODI TARAK NEE...



TARAK :- DEKHO ANJALI HUM LOG MAFFI KE KABIL TOH NHI HAII..
LEKIN FIR BHI HUM TAHE DIL SE AAP SAB SE MAFFI MANGTE HAIN...


JETHALAL :- HAN DAYA..MEHTA SAHAB BILKUL THEK BOL RHE HAIN...

ANJALI :- BAASS MAFI MANGNE SEE ... JETHA BHAII....SAB KUCH THEK HO JAYEGAA....


TARAK :- HAN MEIN MANTA HUN..KI HAMNE GALTI KI HAI..JO MAFI KE LAYAK NHI HAII...
AUR HUM SAZA BHUGTNE KE LIYE BHI TAIYAR HAIN.....


BHIDE :- HAN BILKUL TAIYAR HAIN...


MADHVI :- SAZA TOH APP LOGON KO MILEGI HEE....


KAFI KADAK AWAJ MEIN BOLTI HAIII....


DAYA :- LEKIN SAZA AAP SAB KO BAPUJI KE AAGE HE MILEGII......


JETHALAL :- KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA....NHIIIIIIIIIIIII....


SAB KE HOSH UDDD JATE HAIN.....BAPUJI KA NAAM SUN KARR...


TARAK :- LEKIN ANJALI AISA MAT KARRO...HUM CHACHAJI KAAA SAMNA KAISE KARENGEEE..



BABITA :- VO TOH APKO PEHLE SOCHNA THAA...


IYER :- LEKIN BABITAA...


BABITA :- TUM CHUP RH0 IYERRR....


ROSHAN :- HAN RE HAN CHACHAJI THEK KARENGE SAB KOO....


SODHI :- LEKIN ROSHANN....


ANJALI :- LEKIN VEKIN KUCH NHII...AB TOH CHACHAJI KE AAGE AAP SAB KO KAHDA KARENGEE.....VAISE HUM NE EK AUR PUNISHMENT SOCHI HAI AAP SAB KE LIYEE...



TARAK :- KAISI PUNISHMENTT...


DAYA :- HUM APKO....DIORCE PAPER DENGEE....



JETHALAL :- KYAAA.....DENGEE...



ANJALI :- DAYA BHABHI..DIORCE NHIII...DIVORCE PAPERRR...



JETHALAL :- ACHA DIVORSE...MEIN PATA NHI KYA SOCH RHA THAAA...
KUCH SEC BADDD.....
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......DIVORCEE TU KYA BOL RHI HAI DAYAAA.........


TO BE CONTINUED.......!!!!!....!!

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