Friday, 12 June 2015

Tarak Mehta Ka Oltah Chasma-Sex Society 27

TARAK :- HAN ANJALI...DEKHO JALD BAZI MEIN KOI FAISLA MAT LOOO....
HUM JANTE HAIN..KI HUMSE JO GALTI HUI HAI..VO BAHT BADI HAII..LEKIN ISKA MATLB YE NHI KI SIDHA BOL DIYA TALAK...
YE GALAT HAII...



IYER :- BILKUL SAHI KHA MEHTA SAHAB APNEE...
AAP SAB LOG EK BAR SOCHO TOH SAHI..KOI AISE KYA DIVORSE DETA HAII...



SODHI :- ROSHAN MERI JAAN...TU MUJHE CHOD KE CHALI JAYEGII..


ROSHAN :- HAN BILKUL CHOD DUNGII...


ANJALI :- DEKHIYE TARAK....
HUME APSE AB KOI BAAT NHI KRNII..
HUM NE APNA FAISLA LE LIYA HAI...
AB TOH CHACHAJI KE SAMNE SARI BATEIN HONGII..



BHIDE :- AHOOO MADHVI...BAAT KO SAMJHOO...
AISA NHI HO SKTAAAA..


MADHVI :- KYUN NHI HO SKTAA...
BASS APKO SIGN HE TOH KRNE HAIN...
VAISE BHI AAP LOGON KO AKELE AKLE PARTY KRNI HOTI HAI..
BEKAR MEIN HUMSE JOOTH BOL KE JANA PADTA HAI..KITNI MEHNAT KA KAM HAI YEEE..
AUR FIR HAN NASHE MEIN AAKE...
KAL RAAT JAISI GANDI HARKAT KAROOO....



POPATLAL :- HASSHH MEIN TOH BACH GAYA FIRR...


YE BAAT RITA SUN LETI HAIII...


RITA :- POPATLAL....TUM NHI BACHE HOO...
TUMHE TOH MEIN AISA SABAK SIKHAUNGI ... KI PATA CHALEGAA...


POPATLAL KI SITTI BITTI GUL HO JATI HAII...


JETHALAL :- MEHTA SAHAB....
AAP MERI FIRE BERIGADE HOO....YAHN ITNI BADI AAG LAG GYI HAII..
AUR AAP CHUP CHAP KHADE HOOO....
ISS AAG KO BHUJAOO..
NHI TOH BAPUJI MERI JINDAGI AAG LGA KE KHAK KR DENGEE.....SOCHIE KUCH...



TARAK :- JETHALAL....TUMHARE SATH AAJ MERI BHI ZINDAGI MEIN AAG LAG CHUKI HAII..
ISKO BHUJANE KE LIYE KOI AUR CAHIYEE....


BHIDE :- MEHTA SAHAB...AAP AISA KAHENGEE...TOH HUMARA KYA HOGAA..
KUCH TOH KIJEYE...


SODHI :- HAN MEHTA SAHAB...AAB APNE KUCH NHI KIYA...
TOH HAMARI ZINDAGI KI AISI KI TAISI HO JAYEGII......


TARAK :- MEIN KOSISH KRTA HUN...
LEKIN AAP SAB LOG BHI MERA BRABAR SATH DENAAA....


JETHALAL :- HAN AAP CHINTA NAA KAREE...


LADIES SAB KE SAB EK KONE MEIN GROUP BANA KE KHADI THII....
ANJALI KE DEICISION KE BAAD KOI BHI VAHN BOLNA NHI CHTA THAA......



TARAK :- DEKHO ANJALI....
HAMARI EK BAR BAAT TOH SUN LOO....


ANJALI :- KYA SUNO TARAKK....
ANJALI KI ANKH MEIN HALKE ANSOO THEE...



TARAK :- EK BAAR PLEASE....
HAMARI BAAT TOH SUNOO...
KAM SE KAM APNE DECSION KO EK BAAR SOCHOO...JO KADAM TUM UTHA RHE HOO...VO BHT GALT HAIII....



ANJALI :- GALT HAI....YE AAP BOL RHE HAIN...
AAP LOGON NE HAMARI BHAVNAUN KE SATH KHELA HAIII.....

PARTY MEIN JAANNE KE LIYE HE APNE USS DIN GHAR SZAYA THA..ITNA ROMANTIC MOOD MEIN THE...AUR ITNE PYAR KIYA THAA.....
SIRF EK PARTY KE LIYEE..
ISKA MATLB VO SAB JUTH THA...EK DIKHAWA THAAAA...


TARAK :- DEKHO AISA KUCH NHI HAII..MEIN TU..


BASS ITNA HE BOL PATA HAII....



DAYA :- KYA ANJALI BHABHI...
AAP KE SATH BHI AISA HUA THAA..


ANJALI :- AAP KE SATH BHI KA MTLB AAP KE SATH BHI SAME AISA HE HUA THAA...


DAYA :- HEY MAA MATAJI....
MERI MAA KO JAB YE SAB PATA CHLEGA TOH VO KYA SOCHEGIII...


BABITA :- AREE ANJALI BHABHI..AUR DAYA BHABI...YE SAB AAP DONO KE SATH NHIII..BALKI MERE SATH BHI HUA THAAA....


ANJALI AUR DAYA KE MUH KHUL JATE HAIN..


ROSHAN :- AREE BABITA..AAP TENNO KE SATH SATH..MERE SATH BHI AISE HE HUA THA BAVAA...


MADHVI :- AUR MERE SATH BHI SAME AISA HE HUA THAA...



DAYA :- YE KYAA....
SAB KE SATH EK JAISA.....YE TOH BADE TAJUB KI BAAT HAII..


ANJALI :- AREE DAYA BHABHI...
AAP BADI BHOLI HAII..YE TAJUB KI BAAT NHI HAII....YE SAB IN GENTS KA IDEA THAA...HUME KUSH KRNE KAA..JISSE HUM INKO ARAM SE PERMISSION DE DEIN...AUR YE JAA SAKE PARTY MEINN.....




DAYA :- HEEYYYY MAAAA MATAJIII....
ITNA BADA PAAP...LEKIN YE IDEEAA..KISKA THAA....


IYER :- JETHALAL KAAAA...


JETHALAL :- IYER BHAII..
AKAL HAI AAP MEIN..



BABITA :- JETHA JI AAP KAA...MUJHE APSE YE EXPECTED NHI THAA..



SODHI :- AEE IYER CHUP KAR NAA..
ISME JETHA PRA KA KOI DOSH NHI HAII..
HAMI TOH SABNE BHARI THIII.....


JETHALAL :- YE IYER BHAI KO NHI PATA NA LEKIN...INHE TOH BAS BICH MEIN...APNA THOBADA KHOLNE SE MTLB HAI..CHAPLI KHIN KEE....



JETHALAL :- DAYA...MEIN TUJHE BAHT PYAR KARTA HUN....
MEIN MNTA HUN..USS DIN MENE JANNE KE LIYE KIAAA..VO SAB.
LEKIN MERA PYAR BILKUL SACHA THA....

AUR VO AAGE BADTA HUA DAYA KA HATH PAKAD LETA HAI....
JETHALAL KI ANKHON MEIN SACHAI NAZAR AA RHI THII DAYA KOO...ISLIYE DONO EK DUSRE KI ANKHON MEIN GUM HO GYE THEEEE.....


TARAK :- ANJALI...TUM BILKUL THEK HOO...
MEIN YE BOL HE NHI RHA ...TUM KAHIN SE BHI GALAT HOO....
LEKIN MERA PYAR...BILKUL SACHA HAI...
MEIN TUMHE TAHE DIL SE PYAR KRTA HUN...
AUR USS DIN BHII..MERE ANDAR VAHI PYAR THAAA....
MENE TUMSE JOOTH BOLA....LEKIN MERA PYAR JOOTHA NHI THAAA.....

TARAK AAGE BADH KAR APNE HATON SE ANJALI KE KANDHON KO PAKAD KAR YE BOLTA HAII....AUR YE DONO BHI EK DUSRE KI ANKHON MEIN KHO JATE HAIN....



BHIDE :- MADHVI...TUMHE LGTA HAI...MEIN TUMSE PYAR NHI KRTAA....
USS DIN VO WIGG VO SAB MENE TUMHARE LIYE HE KIYAAA...
HAN MEIN MANTA HUN MERA USME APNA SWART THAA...LEKIN MENE VO SAB SACCHE MAN SE TUMHARE HONTON PE HASSI AA JAYEE..ISLIYE KIYAA...
MERA MAKSAD TUMHE JOOTH BOLNE KA KATIYEE NHI THAA...MERE ZINDAGI TOH TUM HE HOO....MERE TUMHARA AUR SONO KE ALWA HAI HE KON IS DUNIA MEIN....

BHIDE KI ANKHEN NAM HO GYII THI YE BOLTE HUEE...AUR MADHVI KI BHIII...DONO BAS EK DUSRE KO DEKHE JAA RHE THEE..


IYER :- BABITA....TUMHE LGTA HAI..MEIN TUMSE PYAR NHI KRTA..TUMHE DHOKA DIYA HAII...TUMHE PATA HAI..USS DIN MEIN OFFICE SE SIRF TUMHARE LIYE
AYA THAA...KYUN KI MUJHE PATA THA..MEIN TUMHE VO KUSHI NHI DE PAA RHA HUN...JISKI TUM HAQDAR HOO...ISLIYE MENE USS DIN DIL SE TUMHE PYAR DENE
KI KOSISH KARRII...
MEIN TUMSE BAHT PYAR KRTA HUN DEARR.....

BABITA ANKHE JHUKAYEE SAB SUN RHII THII...AUR IYER BASS USSE HE DEKHE JAA RHA THAA...


SODHI :- ROSHAN MERI JAAN...TUJHE TOH PATA HAII..KI MEIN TUJHSE KITNA PYAR KRTA HUN...TUJHE TOH YE SHAQ HONA HE NHI CAHIYEE KI MEIN TUJHSE PYAR
NHI KRTAA...TERE ALWA MEIN KISI DUSRI AURAT KI TARAF DEKH BHI NHI SKTAA...
MEIN TOH TUJHSE BHT PYAR KRTA HUN...
TU HE TOH MERI JAAN HAAI....TERE LIYE HE TOH MEIN ITNI MEHNAT KARTA HUN..KI DUNIYA KI SARRI KHUSIYAN TUJHE DE SAKUN...

SODHI ROSHAN KE BEHAD KARIB AA KARR...USKE KANDHE PE HATH RAKH KE YE SAB BOLTA HAI..
DONO KI NAZRE APAS MEIN MILI HUII THIII.....


POPATLAL :- RITA MUJHE MAAF KAR DOO...
MEIN YE SAB NHI KRNA CAHTA THAA...PATA NHI KAISE...
TUMHE PATA HAI..MEIN KITNA SHARIF ADMI HUN...MERA MATLAB HAI..LADKA HUN..
KUWARA HONE KE BAAD BHII..MENE AAJ TAK KISI BHI AURAT KO BURI NAZAR SE NHI DEKHA HAII....
KAL RAAT MEIN TUMHARE PAASS KAISE AYA ..MUJHE KHUD KO NHI PATAA....

RITA BAS USKI BAAT KO GAUR SE SUN RHI THII....


DEKHA JAYEEE.....TOH ISS WAQT CLUB HOUSE MEIN PYAR HE PYAR BHARA THAA..
SAB EK DUSRE KI ANKHON MEIN BHT HE JADA PYAR THA...
AUR HO BHI KYUN NA....VO SACHI MEIN EK DUSRE SE BAHT PYAR KRTE HAIN..
UNKI ANKHON MEIN SAAF DIKHAI DE RHA THAAAA.....


LEKIN ABHI BALA TALLI NHI HAII...
ABHI TOH JAB RAAT VALI BAAT KA KISSA KHULEGAA....JAB DEKHTE HAIN...KAISE MANAYENGE YE SARE
PATI APNI APNI BIWIYUN...
DEKHNE VALI BAAT TOH HOGII....
TOH DEKHIEYEGA MERE SATH..

BADA HE PYAR BHARA MAHOL HO CHUKA THA CLUB HOUSE MEIN...AB AGGE....!!


JETHALAL AUR SABHI GENTS ABHI BHI APNI APNI BIWIYUN KE SAMNE PYAR SE KHADE THE...
AUR SAB INTEZAR KAR RHE THE KI KAB UNKI BIWIYAN UNHE MAAF KARENGI....
LEKIN UNHE YE BHI PATA THA...KI YE ASAN NHI HAII...ITNI JALDI TOH NHI MANENGE YE
SARREE....


PURE CLUB HOUSE MEIN AISA MAHOL THA..JAISA VAHN KOI HO NAA...
LEKIN FIR ISSS MAHOL KO BIGADTE HUEE...RITA BOL PADII...


RITA :- DAYA BHABHI....AAP LOG SAB AISE KYUN KHADE HOO.....AAP LOG INKI BATON MEIN
AA GAYE KYAA????


RITA KI BAAT SUN KE SAB KO JAISE HOSH AA GAYA HOO....AUR SAB APNE APNE PATIYON SE
DUR HO GYII....


JETHALAL :- UFF...YE RITA...SARA KAM KHARAB KARNE PAR LAGI HAIII....JAB ISKI LADAI
POPATLAL SE HAI TOH USSE KAREE NAA...HAMARI BHUJAI HUI AAG MEIN KYUN TEL DAAL RHI
HAI....
BAHT HE DHERE SE BOLTA HAI...JISSE SIRF TARAK SUN PATA HAII...


TARAK :- RITA...TUMHE HUMSE KYA PROBLEM HAI BHAI...TUM POPATLAL KO PAKDO NA..AUR
USKE SATH JO KARNA HAI VO KAROO...


POPATLAL :- HADBADTA HUAA.....BHAI MEHTA SAHAB..JO KRNA HAI VO KROO..KA KYA MATLB.
AAP KYA KEHNA CAHTE HO....



TARAK :- AREEE MERA MATLB HAI...KI SO SAZA DENA HAI DOO....HUMARI KYUN BAND BAJANE
MEIN LAGI HUI HOO....



ANJALI :- SAZA SIRF POPAT BHAI..KO NHII...AAP SAB LOGON KO MILEGII..


BHIDE :- DEKHIYE ANJALI BHABHI...HUM HE SAZA SE INKAR NHI HAII...LEKIN AAP APNI BAS
VO DIVORCE VALI SAZA KO CANCEL KAR DIJEYE...


SODHI :- HAN ROSHAN...DEKH TUJHE VO CANCEL KARNI HE HOGII...


TARAK :- ANJALI TUMHE ABHI BHI SHAQ HAI...KI HUM TUMSE SACHA PYAR NHI KARTEE..


JETHALAL :- HAN....DAYA...DEKH MERI TARAF ...TUJHE LAGTA HAI..KI MEIN AISA KAR
SAKTA HUNN...KI MEIN TUJHSE PYAR NA KARUN...TU HE TOH MERI ZINDAGI HAII...



ANJALI :- JETHA BHAI...HUM AAP LOGON PAR SHAQ NHI KAR RHE HAIN..KI AAP HUMSE PYAR
NHI KARTEE....


TARAK :- TOH FIR??


ANJALI :- JOO AAP LOGON NE KAL RAAT KIYAA...KYA VO THEK THA...SOCHIE AAP SAB?


ANJALI KI YE KEHTE HE SABHI GENTS KI BOLTI BAND HO GYII...

JETHALAL TARAK KI TARAF....AUR TARAK JETHALAL KI TARAF...DEKHNE LAGEE..MANO EK
DUSRE SE ISKA JAWAB MANG RHE HOO...ITNE MEIN YE LOG SOCHTE KI KYA BOLNA HAI..IYER
BHAI SAHAB BOL PADE...



IYER :- DEKHIYE ANJALI BHABHI...HUM MANTE HAIN..KI VO SAB BAHT GALAT KIYA HUM LOGON
NE....HUME AISA NHI KARNA CAHIYE THAA...LEKIN KYA KARTE ... VO NASHE MEIN PATA HE
NHI CHALA....



BABITA :- TOH ITNA NASHA KARNE KO KISNE KAHA THAA....AAP LOG NHI JANTE KYA KYA KIYA
HAI AAP LOGON NE KAL RAAT KOOO.....



ROSHAN :- VAISE BHI INHE PATA HE HOGA..KYA KIYA HAI IN SAB NE RAAT MEIN...SUBH HAMARI
HALAT DEKH KE SAMJH GAYE HONGEE...KYUN...


MADHVI :- HAN BILKUL.....IN SAB NE JO KIYA USKA PATA TOH HOGA HE INHEE....



TARAK :- DEKHIYE HUM LOGON KO KUCH YAA NHI HAII..KI HUMNE KYA KIYA RAAT KO...SUBH
AAP LOGON KO DEKH KE TOH HUM SAB KHUD HAIRAN HAI..KI YE SAB KAISE HUAA...


DAYA :- HAN TOH BARABAR HAI NAA...KAISE YAAD RAHEGA...PIIEE JO ITNI RAKHI THII KAL.


BABITA :- ITS JUST AWFUL U ALL GUYSS....ITNI BHI KOI PITA HAI..KI DUSRON KI WIFES KE
SATH...CHIIIII....


ISS LINE KE BOLNE KE BAAD.....SABHI GAND FAT CHUKI THII....KYUN KI SABKO LAG RHA THA
KI AAB UNKA BACHA MUSHKIL HE NHI HAI....BALKI NAMUMKIN HAII...


LEKIN TABHI JETHALAL KI DIMAG KI BATTI JAL GYIII......USNE SOCH LIYA KI ISS PINE VALI
BAAT PAR SE KAISE CHUTKARA PAYA JAYEEE....


JETHALAL :- ITNA PINE KI BHI EK BAHT BADI WAJAH HAI...

TARAK AUR SABHI USKI TARAF DEKHNE LAGEE...


DAYA :- KYAA...


JETHALAL :- HAN...AUR VO..


DAYA :- KYA HAI...BOLIYE ..BOLIYEE....BOLTE KYUN NHIII...BOLIYE NAAAAA...


JETHALAL :- HAN BHAIII....TU SHANT RAHEGII TOH BOLUNGA NAA...SHANT REH ..


DAYA :- OHH SORRY....!!


JETHALAL :- HAN TOH HAMARI ITNI PINE KI VAJAH HAI....YE POPATLAL....


POPATLAL APNA NAAM SUN KE HILLL JATA HAI...AUR VO JETHALAL KI TARAF DEKHNE LAGTA
HAII.....


POPATLAL :- BHAI POPATLAL...MEIN...MENE KYA KIYAA..PIII TOH AAP LOGON NE KHUD THII.


JETHALAL :- BATATA HUN...BHAII..
VO HUA YUN...KI JAB HUM LOG VO MUZIK PE DANCE KAR RHE THE..TOH YE POPAT MAHASHYE..
APNE CHATE KE SATH DANCE KAR RHE THEE....AUR USS CHATE SE UNHONE.....SE BAGL MEIN
KAYI AURTON KO PARESHAN KAR DIYA....JISSE UN LADIEZZ NE POLICE KO PHONE KRNE KI BAAT
KARII...BAI MUSHKIL SE SAMJHAYA UNHEE...
AUR ISSI WAJAH SE KARIB 2 GHNTA HAMRA BARBAD HUAA....AUR SARA MOOD OFF HO GAYA..
AUR FIR ISI POPATLAL NE BOLA KI MOOD OFF NHI KROO BAHI LOGON..CHALO MEIN BOLTA HUN
KI EK EK PACK LAGA LO..BAHT ZIDD KARNE LAGAA....TOH FIR HUMNE BHI SOCHA CHALO ITNA
BOL RHA HAI...TOH LAGA LETEE HAIN....LEKIN FIR VO EK KE BAAD EK PACK KAB LAG GAYE
PATA HE NHI CHALA.....AUR HUM ISI WAJAH SE ITNE NASHE MEIN AA GYEE...



POPATLAL :- YE KYA BOL RHE HO JETHALAL......MENE KAB..


TARAK :- HAN HAN...SAHI BOL RHA HAI JETHALAL....TERI HE WAJAH SE HUA THA YE SAB..
AUR ANJALI MERA VISHWAS KAROO..HUMNE ENTRY KRNE SE PEHLE KE FAISLA KIYA THAA KI
HUM SAB DRINK NHI KRENGEE...BAS THODI MAUZ MASTI KARENGEE...


BHIDE :- HAN MADHVI...YE POPATLAL HE HAI JISKI WAJAH SE YE HUAAA...


RITA :- YE POPATLAL....HAI HE AISA....CANCEL NAAM KE DUM SAHI HAI ISKA...CANCEL
KAR DENA CAHIYE ISSEE.....


POPATLAL :- DEKHIYE BAHI LOGON...AAP APNE AAP KOO..


SODHI :- OOO POPU...YE SAB THEK BOL RHE HAIN....VO TOH HUM LOG INTE DER SE CHUP
ISLIYE THEE..KI SAB THEK HO JAYEGA...LEKIN AAP PANI SAR KE UPAR CHALA GAYA HAI..
ISLIYE SACH BATANA PADA....


IYER :- BILKUL THEK BOL RHE HO SODHI TUM....YE POPATLAL KE VAJAH SE SAB GADBAD HO
GAYA.....


TOKKKKK....NISHANA KE DUM SAHI JAAKE LAGA..JETHALAL KAA.....AB LADIES LOGON KE MAN
MEIN DOUBT HONE LAGA THA....AUR YE SAB USNKE FACE EXPRESSION PE DEKHA JAA SKTA THA.
THODI DER PEHLE JO EXPRESSION GUSSE KE THE...AB BADAL RHE THEE.E....


DAYA :- ACHAA...ISKA MATLB HAI..APKI GALTI NHI HAI....TOH FIR..


ANJALI :- DEKHIYE DAYA BHABHI...YE LOG JO BOL RHE HAIN VO SAHI HAI..LEKIN FIR BHI
GALTI TOH IN SAB SE HUI HAI...TOH HUM KAISE MAAF KAR SKTE HAIN..


MADHVI :- HANNN BILKUL THEK BOLA ANJALI BHABHI APNEE..


JETHALAL :- OFOOOOOO...MEHTA SAHAB..ANJALI BHABHI..TOH MANNE KO TAIYAR NHI HAII...
SAMJHATE KYUN NHI HO INHEE..


TARAK :- RUKO JETHALAL MEIN KOSISH KARTA HUN..TUM SHANT RAHOO...

AUR FIR...TARAK VO KARTA HAI JISKI UMID KISI KO NHI THIII...


VO APNE GHUTNO KE BAL BAITH JATA HAI...AUR ANJALI SE MAFFI MANGNE KE LIYE HATH JOD
LETA HAII.....

ANJALI YE DEKH KE HAIRAN HO JATI HAII....


TARAK KO AISA BAITHA DEKH...BHIDE IYER AUR SODHI BHI BAITH JATE HAIN....
TOH FIR HAMRA POPATLAL AUR JETHALAL KAHN PICHE REHNE VALON MEIN SEE THEE....VO DONO
BHI AISE BAITH JATE HAIN....


TARAK :- ANJALI HUM TAHE DIL SE TUMSE MAFFI MANGTE HAIN...JO HUMNE KIYA VO SAB GALT
THA...YE HUMNE KABOOL KAR LIYA HAI...LEKIN KYA TUM HUME ISS GALTI KE LIYE MAAF NHI
KAR SKTI....SIRF EK BARR...


ANJALI CONFUSE THI KI KYA KAREEE....LEKIN VO TARAK KA ITNA PYAR DEKH KE PIGHAL HE
GYII AKHIR KARR....AUR KAR DIYA MAAF USNEE....

ANJALI :- THEK HAI..TARAKK..MEIN APKO MAAF KAR DETI HUN....LEKIN AKHIR BAAR...


TARAK :- KUSH HOTE HUE...I LOVE U ANJALI..


ANJALI :- I LOVE U TOO TARAKK...


EK COUPLE KI TOH SULAH HO GYII...
ISSE DEKH KAR BAKI SAB MEIN BHI JAAN AA GYI...AUR VO BHI LAG GYEE .....


SODHI :- ROSHAN AAGR TU MUJHE MAAF NHI KAREGI TOH MEIN ZINDAGI BHAR..YAHIN AISE HE
BAITHA RHUNGAA.....TERE PYAR KA INTEZAR KARTE HUEE...


ROSHAN BHI MANN JATI HAI...KOI AUR CHARA BHI NHI THAA....VO USSE MAAF KAR DETI HAI.
SODHI JAAKE ROSHAN KE GALLE MIL JATA HAII...


IYER :- BABITA I AM REALLY VERY SORRY....DEKHO MEIN APNI GALTI MANTA HUN..LEKIN
MEIN TUMSE AUR TUMSE HE SIRF SACHA PYAR KARTA HUN....PLEASE FORGIVE ME...EK CHANCE
TOH DE DO PLEASE..


BABITA :- OHKKKK....BUT THIS IS UR LAST CHANCE...ANIDA AISA KAROGEE..TOH KABHI MAAF
NHI KARUNGII...

IYER BHAI BHI KUSH HOKE UTH JATE HAINN....


BHIDE :- MADHVI....MUJHE MERE BAL NA HONE PAR BHI ITNA DUKH NHI HUA AAJ TAK...JITNA
AAJ HO RHA HAI..MEIN TUMHE KABHI PARESHAN NHI DEKH SAKTA....MEIN TUMSE BHT PYAR..
KARTA HUN...PLEASE MUJHE MAAF KAR DOOO......


MADHVI JAB BHIDE KE CEHRE KO DEKHTI HAI...TOH USKA GUSSA CHALA JATA HAI...VO USSE
BHI MAAF KAR DETI HAII.....


POPATLAL :- RITA....TUM JO BOLOGI MEIN VO KRUNGA...LEKIN PLEASE MUJHE MAAF KAR DOO
MUJHE HOSH HE NHI THA ..KI MEIN KYA KAR RHA HUN...MUJHSE BAHT BADI GALTI HO GYII
PLEASE MUJHE MAAF KR DOO....


RITA KUCH DER SOCHTI HAI...VO MAAF KARNA TOH NHI CAHTI THI..LEKIN JAB USNE DEKHA KI
SAB MAAF KAR RHE HAIN..TOH VO BOL DETI HAI..


RITA :- OHKK..ISS BAR KAR DIYA MAAF..AGLI BAAR KUCH AISA KIYA..TOH SEEDHA CANCEL
KAR DUNGI TUMHEE...

ISS BAAT KO SUN KE POPATLAL BHI KAHDA HO JATA HAI..AUR KUSHI KE MAREE NACHNE LAGTA
HAII.......


AB BACHTA HAI EK COUPLE.....JI HAN JETHALAL AUR DAYA....

JETHALAL GHUTNI KE BAL BAITH KE SIRF DAYA KI ANKHON MEIN DEKE JAA RHA THAA....
AUR DAYA BHI JETHALAL KI ANKHON MEIN DEKH RHI THII...UN DONO KO KISI AUR KA KOI
HOSH NHI THAA...

SHAYAD IN DONO KO EK DUSRE SE BOLNE KI JARURAT HE NHIII THIII..DONO KI ANKHEN HE EK
DUSRE SE SAB KUCH BOL RHI THII.....

KUCH MIN BAD...DAYA NE APNE HATH JETHALAL KE HATH PE RAKH DIYA..JISSE JETHALAL KO YE
ANDAZA HO GAYA..KI DAYA NE USSE MAAF KAR DIYAA...

JETHALAL KHADA HO JATA HAII....


JETHALAL :- THANK U DAYA...THANK U VERY MUCH..


DAYA :- ISME THANK U KYA TAPPU KE PAPA...VO BAPUJI KEHTE HAIN NA..KI MAAF KARNE VALA
INSAAN SAZA DENE VALLE SE JADA BADA HOTA HAII.....


JETHALAL KI ANKHON MEIN NAMI AA JATI HAI..DAYA KA ITNA PYAR DEKH KE...AUR VO USSE APNE
GALLE LAGA LETE HAIN...


PASS MEIN KHADE SABHI UNHE DEKH RHE THEE...AUR TABHI TARAK EK SITHII BAJA DETA HAI..


TARAK :- BHAI...WAHHH...JETHALAL..ISSE KEHTE HAIN PYARR..
SACH MEIN..HAMARI PATNIYUN SE ACHA KOI AUR HAI HE NHII...


ANJALI :- BAS BAS...AB MAKHAN LAGANA BAND KIJEYE.....


TARAK :- AREEE NHI ANJALI .. YE TOH SACH BAAT HAII...


SODHI :- DEKHO AAP SAB NE HUME MAAF KAR DIYA..USKE LIYE BAHT BADA THANK YOUU..


IYER :- HAN YE BAAT TOH HAI...LEKIN MERE DIMAG MEIN ABHI BHI EK BAAT CHAL RHI HAII.


JETHALAL :- HAN BOLO IYER BAHI...BINDASS HOKEE...


IYER :- HUM KAL RAAT EK DURE KE GHARON MEIN GYEE THEE...LEKIN HUMNE AISA KYA KIYAA
JO AAP SAB SUBH USS HALAT MEIN THII...


BHIDE AUR TARAK APNE MATHE PE HATH MAAR DETE HAIN...


JETHALAL :- AREE YEEE...IYER BHAI..AAP APNE MUH PE TAPE LAGA LO...ACHI BHALI AAG
BHUJ CHUKI THI...AAP KYUN USME DUBARA PETROL CHIDAK RHE HO...AKAL HAI APP ME..AKAL
NONSENSE KAHIN KEE.....


TARAK :- IYERRRRRRR......TERA DIMAG TOH THEK HAII...

BHIDE :- YE BESISHT MAUSH.....IYER..TUJHE KYA JARURAT THI YE BOLNE KII....DEVA
SADBHUDHI DE ISSEE....


SABHI IYER PE CHAD JATE HAIN....


LEKIN JAB VO LADIES KI TARAF DEKHTE HAIN TOH VO SARRE KE SARRE HAIRAN REH
JATE HAIN..........


AISA KYA DEKH LIYA INHONEE......

SAB IYER KI MARNE MEIN LAGEE THE ... LEKIN JAB UNHONE LAIDIES KO DEKHA TOH VO
HAIRAN REH GYE...AB AAGE.....!!


TARAK :- ANJALI TUM HANS KYUN RHI HOO....


JETHALAL :- HAN BABITAJI....KYA HO GAYA ACHANAK....KYUN ITNA HANS RHE HOO..


IYER :- JETHALAL...BABITA SE MEIN PUCHUNGA...TUM DAYA BHABHI SE PUCHOO...


JETHALAL :- HAN BHAI..HAN....TUM SHANTI RAKHO...ABHI ITNI THUKAI HUI HAI..JADA
BOLOGE...TOH EK DO FATKE AUR PAD JAYENGE...


IYER :- JETHALAL.........CHILLATE HUEEE...


BHIDE :- AREE TUM LOG SHANT RHOGEE...TABHI TOH VO SAB BATYENGI KI AKHIR KYUN HANS
RHE HAIN.....BOLO MADHVI....


MADHVI :- HAN BABA...BATATE HAIN...PEHLE THOA AUR HANS TOH LEEE....


AUR SARI LADIES FIR SE HASNE LAGTI HAIN....


JETHALAL :- AREEE DAYA ...AB PLEAZE BATA DE....KYUN HANS RHE HO ITNA AAP LOGG..


TARAK :- HAN ANJALI BATAO AB...


ANJALI :- HANSI KO ROKTE HUEE....HAN TARAK BATATE HAIN...
TOH KYUN BEHNO BATA DEE...


DAYA :- HAN HAN ANJALI BHABHI....AB BATA DIJEYE IN SAB KOO...


ANJALI :- TOH TARAK......AAP SAB..KO ...LAG ... RHA ... HAI....KI .... KALL....
RAAT....APNE.....KUCH.....GALT.....KIYA......HAII.......


TARAK :- HAN...KYUN KI SUBH KA NAZARA DEKH KE TOH MEIN KHUD HIL CHUKA HUN...


ANJALI :- HAN TOH FIR GHABRAIYE MAT.....KAL RAAT AISA KUCH NHI HUA...JAISA AAP
SAB SOCH RHE HAIN...



SABKE MUH SE KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA........


POPATLAL :- RITA KYA YE MERE LIYE BHI HAI...


RITA :- NHIIIIIIIIII....

POPATLAL KI DUNIYA JAISE HIL GYI HOO....


RITA POPATLAL KO DEKH KE HASNE LAGTI HAI....


RITA :- AREE HAN TUMNE BHI KUCH NHI KIYAA......HAHAH...SHAQL DEKHO APNI KAISI HO
GYI HAI....


AUR SAB HASNE LAGTE HAIN......



TARAK :- LEKIN ANJALI FIR SUBH TUM LOGON NE VO SAB KYUN KIYA???


ANJALI :- AGAR HUM AISA NA KARTE...TOH AAP LOGON KO GALTI KA EHSAS KAISE HOTAA..


DAYA :- HAN ... APKO SABKO EHSAS DILANE KE LIYE HUMNE YE NATK KIYAA..


JETHALAL :- LEKIN AAP LOGON NE YE PLAN KAB KIYAA....


DAYA :- VO HUA HUN..KI ..


JETHALAL :- TU REHNE DE DAYA....BABITAJI AAP SAMJHAIYEE...AGAR YE SAMJHANE
BAITHI TOH KAL TAK SMJH NHI AYEGAA....


DAYA :- KYA AAP BHII...AISA KYUN??


JETHALAL :- JETHALAL MUH BANATE HUEE...VO KYA HAI NA DAYA..BABITAJI ACHE SE
SAMJYANGEE....UNKO ENGLISH BHI ATA HAI NAA....


DAYA :- OH...HAN..FIR THEEK HAI...


JETHALAL :- HAN TOH BATAIYEE BABITA JI..


BABITA :- ACTUALLY JETHA JI..MEIN SABKO BATA TOH DETI..LEKIN MEIN CAHTI HUN..KI
ANJALI BHABHI BATYEIN...


TARAK :- ANJALI TUM BATAO...NHI TOH YE SAB KISI KO BATANE NHI DDENGEE..


ANJALI :- ACHA THEK HAI.....TOH USS RAAT HUA YUN THA.........................




KYA BOLTE HAI DOSTON....CHALE USS RAAT KI FLASHBACK MEIN....
JANTA HUN...FLASHBACK SE AAP SAB BORE HO GYE HAIN...LEKIN FIR BHI...HUME CHLNA TOH
PADEGA HE...TABHI TOH SARI BAAT CLEAR HOGI...KYUN HAI NAA...
TOH CHALIYE CHLTE HAIN FIR.......


FLASHBACK........!!!!!!


USS RAT JAB SABHI GENTS DUSRON KI BIWIYUN KE PASS PAHUCHE TOH....


SABSE PEHLE CHLTE HAIN IYER BHAI SAHAB KE PASS...JAB IYER BHAI...ANJALI KE GHAR PE
PAHUCHE.....TOH ANAJLI NE KHUB MANA KARA..LEKIN FIR BHI VO ANDAR GHUSS GAYEE..


AUR CHLTE CHLTE SOFE KE DUSRI SIDE PE CHLE GAYEE....AUR JAB VO ANJALI KI TARAF BAD
RHE THEE....TOH UNKA PAIR CENTER TABLE SE TAKRA GAYA..AUR VO NICHE GIR GAYEE..ISEE
DEKH ANJALI KE MUH SE CHIK NIKAL GYII THIII.......



UDHAR SAB BHIDE ROSHAN KE GHAR PE PAHUCH GAYA THAA......AUR JAB VO ROSHAN KE HALL
......MEIN PAHUCH JATA HAI....ROSHAN USSE JANE KE LIYE KEHTI HAI..LEKIN VO NASHE MEIN
THA ... ISLIYE VO NHI SUNTA...AUR SOFE KI TARAF BADTA HAI..LEKIN LADKANE KE KARAN
USKE PIAR..NICHE KALIN PE FISAL JATE HAIN...VO SOFE PE DHDAM SE GIR JATA HAI....AUR
ROSHAN KE MUH SE CHIKNE KI AWAJ NIKAL JATI HAII....



TARAK BHI MADHVI KE GHAR PAHUCH JATA HAI.....MADHVI USSE INTI DER RAAT DEKH KE THODA
GHBRA JATI HAII....LEKIN VO MEHTA SAHAB KO ANDAR BULATI HAI...TARAK USSE PANI MANGTA
HAI....AUR MADHVI USKE LIYE PANI LANE CHALI JATI HAI...AUR PANI KA GLASS LEKE ATI HAI
TARAK USSE PANI KA GLASS LEKE KHADA HO JATA HAI....VO NASHE MEIN KAFI LADKDA RHA THA
USNE THODA PANI PIYA..AUR GLASS JAISE HE RAKHNE VALA THA..KI USKE HATH SE GLASS
FISAL GAYA AUR FARSH PAR PANI PANI HO GAYA.....
TARAK EK KADAM AAGE BADATE HEE..TARAK FISAL JATA HAI..AUR PICHE PADE SOFE PE GIR JATA HAI
MADHVI YE DEKH KE EK DUM SE CHIKH UTHTI HAII....



UDHAR SODHI DAYA KE GHAR PAHUCHTA HAI...DAYA USSE ANDAR ANE DETI HAI...SODHI VAHN PADE
SOFE PE BAITH JATA HAI....AUR DAYA SE PANI LANE KO KEHTA HAI...DAYA KO AJEEB TOH LAG
RHA THA KI SODHI BHAI..ITNI RAAT KO KYUN AYEE..LEKIN FIR BHI DAYA PADOSI HONE KE NATE
CHALI JATI HAI..KITCHEN MEIN PANI LANEE..LEKIN JAB VO BAHR ATI HAI...TOH DEKHTI HAI
KI SODHI TOH SOFE PE HE SOH GAYA THAAA.....



BABITA JAB GATE KHOLTI HAI..TOH VO CAHUNK JATI HAI...KYUN KI IYER KI JAGAH JETHALAL
KAHDA THAA...BABITA CAHUNKTE HUE JETHALAL SE PUCHTI HAII...LEKIN JETHALAL BABITA
KI NAA SUNTE HUE ANDAR AA JATA HAI....LEKIN BABITA USKE AAGE ATE HUEE...USSKE SAMNE
KHADI HO JATI HAI....
JETHALAL USSE KUCH BOLNA CHTA THA..AUR AAGE BADNA CAHTA THA...BABITA KO GHARBAHAT HO RHI
THI...LEKIN JAISE HE JETHALAL AAGE BADA....VO NASHE KE KARAN BEHOSH HO GAYA...AUR
BABITA KE UPAR HE GIR GAYA.......


TABHI DAYA SOCHTI HAI...KI BAHR JAAKE SABKO BULANA CAHIYEE...

DAYA BAHR NIKALTI HAI...TOH DEKHTI HAI...KI BAHR ANJALI PEHLE SE KHADI THII..AUR VO
BABITA KO AWAJ LAGA RHI THII...


DAYA :- ANJALI BHABHI..AAP BABITAJI KO KYUN AWAZ LGA RHE HOO...


ANJALI :- VO ANJALI BHABHI KYA HAI..KI IYER BHAI MERE GHAR AA GYE HAIN..NASH MEIN..
PAAKKA YE LOG PARTY KAR KE AYE HAIN...


DAYA :- HEYY MAA MATAJI......MERE GHAR PE SODHI BHAI AYE HAIN..


TABHI BABITA BHI BAHR AA JATI HAI..


BABITA :- ANJALI BHBAHI..
BAS VO ITNA DEKHTI HAI..KI USKO DAYA DIKH JATI HAI..
OHHH DAYA BHABHI...JETHAJI MERE GHAR HAIN...


DAYA :- HEYYYYYY MAAAAA MATAJI....TAAPU KE PAPA AAP KE GHAR PEE..


DAYA KI AWAJ SUN KE..MADHVI BAHR AA JATI HAI..


MADHVI :- DAYA BAHBHI KYA HUAA...
AREE ANJALI BHABHI...MEHTA SAHAB...MERE GHAR PE HAIN...


ANJALI :- CHAUNKTE HUEE...KYAAA.....
AUR BABITA KI TARAF DEKHTE HUEE...IYER BHAI MERE GHAR PE HAIN....


BABITA :- HAWWW....YE SAB KYA HO RHA HAI...


MADHVI :- NAKKI...YE SAB PARTY KAR KE AAYE HAIN..AUR NASHE MEIN EK DUSRE KE GHAR
PE AA GYE HAIN....


DAYA :- HAN THEK BOL RHE HAIN..BHIDE BEHEN...ROSHAN BHABHI..ROSHAN BHABHI...


TAB ROSHAN BAHR NIKALTI HAI...


ROSHAN :- SAMJH JATI HAI....BHIDE BHAI MERE GHAR PE HAIN....


MADHVI BHI CHAUNK JATI HAI..


ANJALI :- IN LOGON NE TOH AAJ HAD HE KAR DII....
TOH THEK HAI HUM INE MAZA CHAKAYENGE....TABHI INKO AKAL AYEGII....
AUR APNA SARA PLAN BATA DETI HAII.........


BACK TO LIVE SITUATION......!!!



TARAK :- OHHH TOH YE BAAT THII....HUM TOH DAR HE GAYEE THEE...


JETHALAL :- HASHHHH...


DAYA :- LEKIN AAP LOGON NE KIYA BAHT GALT...


ANJALI :- HAN SAHI BAAT HAI..


TARAK :- USKE LIYE SORRY BOL TOH DIYA TAPPU KE PAPA...


ANJALI :- AAP KO PATA HAI..KI HUMNE AAPKO MAAF KYUN KIYA HAI...


TARAK :- KYUN KI HM APSE PYAR KARTE HAIN..AUR ABHI HMNE AAP SAB SE MAFFI MANGI HAI.


MADHVI :- NHI MEHTA SAHAB..ISLIYE NHII..


BHIDE :- TOH FIR KYUN??


BABITA :- USKE PICHE BHI EK RAAZ HAI BHIDE BHAII...


IYER :- RAAZ..KAISA RAAZ BABITA...


DAYA :- VO BHI BATATE HAIN...


JETHALAL :- HAN TOH BATAOO..


SODHI :- HAN TOH ROSHAN BATA KYUN KIYA MAAF HUMEE...


ROSHAN :- VO TOH TUJHE DAYA BHABHI BATAYENGI..


SODHI :- DAYA BHABHI KYUN?


ROSHAN :- KYUN KI TU KAL UNKE PAAS THA NAA.


SODHI :- OHH HAN...
TOH DAYA BAHBHI TUSSI DASOO..


DAYA :- VO ISLIYE SODHI BHAI..KI JAB AAP SOH RHE THE TOH AAP BAS EK CHIZ BAR BAR
BOL RHE THEE... ROSHAN MERI JAAN..MEIN TUJEH BAHT PYAR KARTA HUN...


SODHI YE SUN KE BHT KUSH HO JATA HAI...VO ROSHAN KI TARAF DEKHTA HAI...ROSHAN BHI
KUSH THII..

SODHI :- THANK U ROSHAN....MEIN TUJHSE SACH MEIN PYAR KRTA HUN...


TARAK :- TOH ANJALI MEIN MADHVI BAHBHI SE PUCHON KYAA.??

ANJALI :- NHI MEIN HE BATA DETI HUN...
AAP JAB MADHVI BAHBHI KE PAAS THEE..TOH AAP BHI YAHI BOL RHE THE...ANJALI MEI TUMSE
BAHT PYAR KRTA HUN..I LOVE U SO MUCH..


TARAK SHAMRA JATA HAI..HAHAHAHAH...AJJEB LGTA HAI..USKA SHRMANA...


JETHALAL :- TOH FIR TOH MEIN BHII....YAHI BOLA HOGA..BABITAJI KOO..


BABITA :- KYAAAA..

IYER :- KYAAA BOL RHE HO JETHALAL...


JETHALAL :- HADBADTA HUAA..IYER BHAI MERA MATLB HAI..KI MEIN BHI YAHI BOL RHA HONGA
BABITA JI KE SAMNEE..


DAYA :- HAN YAHI BOLA THA APNE BABITA JII. SEE...


BHIDE :- MADHVI KAL RAAT TOH MENE NASHE MEIN BOLA HOGA...LEKIN MEIN ABHI FIR SE
BOLTA HUN...I LOVE U...

MADHVI SHRMA JATI HAI..


TARAK :- ANT BHALA TOH SAB BHALA..


POPATLAL :- LEKIN ABHI ANT KHAN HUA HAI..MEHTA SAHAB..MERA TOH REH HE GAY HAII..
RITA TUM BAHR NHI AYI THI KALL..


RITA :- MUJHE JARURAT HE NHI PADII..


POPATLAL :- KYUN??


RITA :- TUMNE APNA SHARIR DEKHA HAI...


POAPTLALA :- KYA MTLB HAI TUMHARA..


RITA :- MERA MATLB HAAI..KAL RAAT JAB TUM MERE GATE KE ANDAR GUSSE...MENE BAS TUMHE
ROKNE KE LIYE TUMHARA CHATAK KYA KHICHA...TUM KHUD HE DHER HO GYEE..VAHN PAR...


POPATLAL :- LEKIN FIR MEIN VHN USS HALAT MEIN KAISE AYA...


RITA :- VO HUA YUN..MUJHE SUBH ANJALI BAHBI..MILI...TOH INHONE SARI KAHANI BATAYI..
AUR MENE TUMHARE BARRE MIEN BATAYA.....TAB UNHONE MUJHE VO IDEA DIYAA..


POPATLAL :- OHHH....ACHAA.....
HAN AB BOLO ANT BHALA TOH SAB BHALA.....


ANJALI :- LEKIN FIR BHI TARAK...AAP LOGON NE YE ACHA NHI KIYA THA....AISA KOI
KARTA HAI..


DAYA :- HAN YE TOH HAI...


SABHI GENTS KE PASSS AB KUCH NHI BACHA THA ISS BARRE MEIIN BOLNE KO...VVO SIRF
SORRY BOL SKTE THEE...USKE ALWA UNKE PASS KUCH NHI THAA....


LEKIN EK BAAR FIR JETHALAL KI DIMAG KI BATTI JAL GYII..


JETHALAL :- AGAR AAP LOG BURA NA MANNE..TOH MEIN EK BAAT KAHN..


DAYA :- HAN BOLIYE NE TAPPU PAPA...


JETHALAL :- KYUN NA HUM SAB BAHR GAON..KUCH DINO KE LIYE GHUMNE CHALEN....


SABHI LADIES YE BAAT SUN KE BAHT KUSH HO JATI HAI...


TARAK :- WAHH JETHALAL..TUM TOH AAJ CHAA GAYE HO...YE IDEA SAHI HAII..


BHIDE :- JETHALAL KHRCHA KRNE KI KYA JARURAT HAI..


SODHI :- OOO BHIDUU...ABHI KHRCHA DEKHEGA..TOH PACHTAYEGA


TARAK :- HAN SODHI SAHI BOL RHA HAI..


BHIDE :- HAKLATA HUAA..HAAN..SHA.YAD THEK BOL RHE HAIN..APP LOGG..


MADHVI :- KYA BATEIN KR RHE HAIN..


JETHALAL :- VO KUCH NHI..BAS YE SOCH RHE THE KI KAHAN JAYEE...


ROSHAN :- ACHA..FIR THEEK HAI..HUM BHI SOCHTE HAIN..


TABHI JETHALAL EK JAGAH KA NAAM LETA HAI...JISSE SUN KAR SARRE KAFI KUSH HO JATE
HAIN..SIVAI DOO KEE...
HAN HAMARE BHIDE BHAI SAHAB....AUR POPATLAL...KHRCHA KRNA PADEGA NAA..LEKIN
FLIAL TOH VO VHN KUCH NHI BOLEE..


BABITA :- WAOOOO..MUJHE VO JAGH JANNE KI KABSE ICHA THI..LEKIN LABHI TIME NHI MILA


MADHVI :- HAN SAHI KAHA APNE..HUM TOH KITNE SALON SE KAHIN GYE HE NHII...


DAYA :- TOH AAB CHALENGE NA MAZA AYEGAAA........


SABHI GENTS EK SATH....HAN BAHT MAZA AYEGAAA.........



TOH ISI TARAH YE EK BADI MUSIBAT SULAJ GYII..GOKULDHAM SEE.....
JI HAN AB GENTS SHANTI KI SAAN LENGE....VAISE EK BAAT TOH HAI...PINA SACH MEIN GALT
BAAT HAI...LEKIN JO LOG PITE HAIN...UNHE YE DHYAN HONA CAHIYEE KI USSE KISI AUR KO
PARESHANI NAA HOO..JAISE KI YAHN HO SKTI THII...
AREE JII AAP LOG BOL RHE HONGE...KAHN MEIN PHILOSHY GIRI KAR RHA HUN...


JI HAN AB NHI KRUNGA....

MAGR DEKHNE VALI BAAT YE HAI...KI JETHAALL NE KAHAN JANNE KA PROGRAM BANAYA JO SAB
LOG ITNE KUSH HO GYEEE....
MEIN TOH SOCH HE RHA HUN....AAP SAB BHI SOCHIEEE.......

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DAYA KI KAHANI KI BAAD SAB KE SAB HAIRAN THE..KI AISA BHI HO SKTA HAI...AB AGGE....!!


JETHALAL KA TOH MUH KHULA HUA THA....
AGAR THODI DER AUR BAND NHI KRTA TOH KUCH MACHAR GHUS JATE ANDAR..
VO TOH SHUKR HAI...BAND KAR LIYAAA...


JETHALAL :- DAYA....BADE PYARE SWAR MEIN...
TERE SATH YE SAB HO GAYA...AUR AUR...


DAYA :- AB KYA FAIDA TAPPU KE PAPA...JAB APKI JARURAT THI TAB TOH AAP THE HE NHI....


JETHALAL :- MUJHE MAAF KAR DE DAYA...
MUJHE YE UMID NHI THII...


DAYA :- AB REHNE DIJEYE.....ISKA KOI FAIDA NHI HAII....



JETHALAL KO GUSSA AA RHA THA....VO JOR SE CHILATA HAI.....
SODHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.....

PURA CLUB HOUSE HIL JATA HAI....SAB JETHALAL KI AWAJ SUN KE BHT DAR JATE HAIN...



TARAK :- JETHALAL SHANTI RAKHO.....TUM AB YE KADWA SACH SEHNA PADEGAA...


JETHALAL :- KYA SHANTI MEHTA SAHAB....KYA SHANTI...SUNA NHI KYA HUA MERI DAYA KE SATH...



TARAK :- DEKHO JETHALAL SODHI KI GALTI TOH HAI HE..LEKIN TUMHARI BHI UTNI HE GALTI HAI...ISLIYE TUM AKELE USS KO DOSH NHI DE SKTEE....
SAMJHO BAAT KOO..



JETHALAL :- KYA SAJHUN MEHTA SAHAB....
AUR JETHALAL TABLE PE BAITH JATA HAI...APNE SAR PE HATH RAKH KE...
BHT DUKHI MAN SEE...
USSE PATA THA JO HUA BHT GALT LEKIN AB KUCH NHI HO SKTA THA...



TARAK :- HIMMAT RAKHO JETHALAL....AB KYA KR SKTE HAIN...HUMNE JO PAAP KIYA HAI..USKI SAZA TOH HUME BHUGTNI TOH PADEGI HEEE....


BHT HE SAD MAHOL THA.....SABHI UDAS THE...KOI KUCH NHI BOL PAA RHA THA....
TABHI BABITA NE KAMOSHI KO TODAA..



BABITA :- AAB KYA FAIDA AAP LOGON KE AISE UDAS HONE KA..
JO KARNA THA VO TOH KAR CHUKE AAP LOG..
HAMARI IZZAT KE SATH TOH KHEL CHUKE ....
AAP LOG ABHI ITNA DUHKI HO RHE HAIN...TOH SOCHIE HUM LOGON KO KITNA DUKH SEHNA PADA HOGA..USS WAQT.....



JETHALAL BABITA KI BAATE SUNTA HAI...USSE PATA THA..KI AB USKI BARI HAI....USKA KYA HOGAA......



RAAT KE 2 BAJE KE AAS PASS....DOR BELL BAJTI HAI....


BABITA :- SHAYAD IYER HE HONGEE..

VO GATE KHOLNE CHALI JATI HAI...
JETHA JI AAP...ISS WAQT..


JETHALAL NASHE MEIN DHUT ....
KYUN BABITA JI MEIN NHI HO SKTA...APSE MILNE KA MAN KIYA TOH AA GAYA..


BABITA :- JETHA JI AAP NE PII RAKHI HAI...


JETHALAL :- HAN APKI YAAD MEIN THODI SI PII LII....

BABITA :- YE AP KYA BOL RHE HO...


JETHALAL :- AAP MUJHE ANDAR NHI BULAYENGEE....


BABITA KUCH SOCHTI HAI...USSE LAG RHA THA KI ANDAR NHI BULATI HUN..FIR BHI VO JETHALAL KO ANDAR ANNE DETI HAI..
YA YUN MANIYEE...KI VO JABARDASTI GHUS GAYA...



BABITA :- JETHAJI I THINK APKO APNE GHAR JANA CAHIYEE...


JETHALAL :- APNE GHR HE TOH AYA HUN...YE BHI TOH MERA HE GHAR HAI...
AUR BABITA KO GHURNE LGTA HAII...


BABITA NE BLUE NIGHT SUIT PEHNA HUA THA...JISKE TOP KE KCH UPAR KE BUTTONS KHULE THE.....SAAF SAAF KOI BHI..BABITA KE SUNDAR GOL GOL BADE BADE...CHUCHE DIKH RHE THEE......


JETHALAL KA MUH KHUL GAYA..JAISE USSE DOODH KI BOTTLE CAHIYE HO MUH MEIN..


BABITA NOTICE KAR LETI HAI KI JETHALAL KAHN DEKH RHA HAI....VO FATFAT APNE BUTTON BAND KARNE LAGTI HAII...



JETHALAL :- REHNE DIJEYE NAA...ACHE LAG RHE HAINN...


BABITA :- WAHT???


JETHALAL AB BABITA KE KARIB BADNE LAGTA HAI..
BABITA GHABRA RHI THII..KI AAJ KYA HONE VALA HAI USKE SATH..


BABITA :- JETHA JII.....AA..PP....AA..JJ THE..EK NHII LAG RHE HAIN..APKO GHAR JANA CAHIYEE...


LEKIN JETHALAL TOH JAISE BEHRA HO GAYA THA...VO TOH BAS BABITA KI TARAF AAGE BAD RHA THA...
BABITA KE MATHE SE PASINA NIKAL RHA THAA..



JETHALAL BABITA KE BILKUL KARIB PAHUCH GAYA...



BABITA :- JETHAJI...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....
PURE KAMRE MEIN YE AWAZ GUNJ UTHTI HAII...


JETHALAL NE APNE DONO HATON SE BABITA KE BADE BADE CHCHON KO DABA DIYA THAAA..
AUR VO BHI ITNI JOR SEE..KI BABITA SE SEHAN NHI HUAAA.....



JETHALAL APNE DANT FADEEEE BURI TARAH SE CHUCHON KE SATH KHEL RHA THAA...


BABITA :- JETHA JI CHODIYEEE......CHOD DIJEYEE...AHHHHHHHHHHH...OHHH...


BABITA JETHALAL KO DHAKKA MARTI HAI...JISSE JETHALAL PICHE SOFE KI TARAF GIRTA HAI..

LEKIN GIRTE WAQT VO BABITA KA HATH PAKAD LETA HAI...JISSE BABITA BHI USKE UPAR HE GIR JATI HAII....


GIRNE KE KARAN BABITA JETHALAL KE UPAR AA JATI HAI...JISSE USKE CHUCHEE..JETHALAL KI CHATI MEIN DHANS JATE HAIN...USKE MUH SE FIR EK...AHHHHHHHH...NIKAL JATI HAII...



JETHALAL :- AHHHHH...BABITA JI...KITNA MAZA AA GAYAA..


BABITA :- CHIII..JETHA JI...MUJHE APSE AISI UMID NHI THII..


JETHALAL :- HAN TOH ABHI TOH YE SHURURWAT HAI..AAGE DEKHIYE..APKO KUSH KAR DUNGA.....



BABITA :- JETHA JI CHODIYE MUJHE...
AUR UTHE LAGTI HAI..

LEKIN JETHALAL NE TOH MANO KASAM KHA RAKHI THII..KI AAJ TOH VO BABAITAJI KA HATH CHODENGE HE NHII....
USNE BABITA KA HATH KAS KE PAKDA HUA THA...

AUR ABHI BHI USSI POISTION MEIN BABIT JETHALAL KE UPAR LETI HUI THIII...
AUR BABITA KE CHUCHE JETHALAL MEIN DHANSE PADE THEEE...


JETHALAL CHUCHON KO MEHSUS KAR KE APNE AAP KO ISS DHARTI KA SABSE LUCKY ADMI SAMJH RHA THA..AUR VO KITNA KUSH THA...ISKA ANDAZA USKE PANT KE ANDAR SE PAAT CHAL RHA THAA....
JO AAGE SE PHULA HUA THAA...



JI HAN JETHALAL....KA LUND PURA AKAD CHUKA THAA...
AUR VO BABITA KO NICHE SE CHUB RHA THA..

BABITA ISKE KARAN VAHN SE UTHNA CAHTI THII..LEKIN VO CHUDA NHI PAA RHI THII..APNE APP KOO..



BABITA :- CHI DIJEYE...JETHA JI...MUJHE..PLEASE....



JETHALAL ISS BAR BABITA KO CHOD DETA HAI..

BABITA KUSH HO JATI HAI...AUR VO UTHNE LAGTI HAI...PAR JAISE HE UTHTI HAI...VO NICHE JAMIN PAR GIR JATI HAI...


KYUN KI ISS BAR JETHALAL NE BABITA KE PAIR PKAD LIYE THEEE...



BABITA DARD MEIN....AHHHHHH..JETHA JII....YE KYA KIYA APNEE...UFFFFFF...AHH.


JETHALAL :- OHOO LAG GYI APKOO..


BABITA ZAMEEN PE PADE ...HAN..



JETHALAL :- KAHN LAG GYIII...


BABITA :- YAHN PAR...
AUR VO APNI JAGHN KI TARAF ISHARA KARTI HAII...



JETHALAL FAURAN KHADA HOTA HAI..AUR BABITA KE PIAR KE SIDE MEIN AAKE BAITH JATA HAII....


JETHALAL :- RUKIYE MEIN THEK KR DETA HUN...


AUR BABITA KA.....


NICHE SE PAJAMA KO KHICH KAR UTARNE KI KOSIISH KARTA HAI....LEKIN JADA NHI UATR PATA ...KYUN KI BABITA BAITHI HUI THII..



BABITA :- CHILATE HUEE....YEEE KYAAAAAAAA..
KAR RHE HAIN AAP...CHODIYEE...
AUR UTHNE LAGTI HAII..


YE MAUKA SAHI THA JETHALAL KE PASS.....VO FAURAN PAJAMA PAKAD LETA HAI...AUR KHICH DETA HAI ISS BAR....
ISS BAR PAJAMA GHUTNO TAK PAHUCH JATA HAI.....


UFFFFFF....PAJAMA UTARNE KE BAAD KA NAZARA..KHUD JETHALAL NHI SEHAN KAR PATA...

ANDAR KOI AUR KAPDA NHI THAA..YANI PENTY NHI PEHNI THI BABITA NEE..
KORI CHOOT...BILKUL SAAF..EK BHI BAAL NHII...AUR ITNI CHIKNI LAG RHI THII..KI PUCHO MATT...DOODH SI JAISI SAFED THII..

JETHALAL KI TOH JEEBH FADFADNE LAGIII....


BABITA PAJAME KE KHICNE KI VAJAH SE FIR SE NICHR GIR CHUKI THII...
USKI TANGE KHULI THII..AUR BICH MEIN CHOOT SAAF DIKHAI DE RHI THII..



BABITA :- PLSSS AISA MAT KIJEYE..AAP TOH MUJHSE APNA NEST FREIND MANTE HO NAA...
AUR PICHE KHISAK NE LAGTI HAII...


LEKIN JETHALAL ISS BAAT KE PARWAH KIYE BINAA..APNI PANT AUR UNDERWEAR EK JHTKE MIEN UTAR DETA HAI...
AUR PANE VIKRAL ROOP MEIN AYE LUND KO BAHR NIKAL LETA HAII....



BABITA EK BAAR KO JETHALAL KA LUND DEKH KAR CAHUNK JATI HAI....USSE LGTA HAI..KITNA BADA HAI JETHALAL KA....LEKIN AGLE HE PAL USSE YAD ATA HAI..KI VO SHADI SHUDA HAI...AUR AISE IYER KO DHOKA NHI DE SKTII...
ITNA SOCH HE RHI THII..KI JETHALAL USE BEHAD KARIB PAHUCH CHUKA THAA..



JETHALAL :- KYUN NA ISS GULABI HOTON KA RAS PIA JAYEEE...


BABITA :- PLEASE..AISA.....AUHMMMMM...


JETAHALAL NE APNE HONTH RAKH DIYE THE BABITA KE HONTH PARR...AUR UHNE AISE CHOOS RHA THAA...JAISE KOI BACHA LOLI POP CHOSTA HAI....


KUCH MIN TAK BABITA KE HONTON KE SEVAN KARNE KE BAAD VO HATA....


BABITA :- PLEASE JETHA JIII RUK JAYEE...USKE EK BUND ASON TAPAK JATA HAI.....



LEKIN JETHALAL KAHN MANNE VALA THAA...


JETHALAL :- BABITA JI...AAJ MEIN APKO DIKHA DUNGA..KI APNE USS IYERDII..KE SATH SHADI KAR KE KITNA GALAT KAM KIYA HAI....


BAS ITNA HE BOLTA HAI...AUR APNA LUND CHOOT SE SATA DETA HAI,....
AISA LAG RHA THA..KI JETHALAL APNE LUND KO KISSI DILA RHA THA BABITA KI CHOOT KO....


BABITA ANKHEN BAND KAR LETI HAII..USSE PATA THAA...KI AB KYA HONE VALA HAII......


AUR VO HALKA SA DHAKA LAGATA HAII.....


HALKA SA LUND ANDAR CHALA JATA HAII...AUR BABITA KE MUH SE HALKI SII AHH NIKAL JATI HAI...
JETHALAL EK AUR DHAAKA LGTA HAI....AUR ISS BAR PURA ANDAR...

BABITA :- AHHHHHHHHH...OHHHHHHHHHH......


BABITA ISS WAQT BAHT GHATIYA FEEL KAR RHI THIII.....USSE AKHIR KAR RHA NHI GAYA AUR VO BOL PADDI...



BABITA :- JETHA JI..AAJ APNE VO KAR DIYA JO MENE SAPNE MEIN NHI SOCHA THAA..,.
MUJHE LAGA THA KI AAP BAHT ACHE INSAN HO..LEKIN APNE TOHH....
AAJ KE BAAD MEIN APKI SHAQL DEKHNA PASAND TAK NHI KARUNGI....AAPSE KABHI BAAT NHI KARUNGIII.......


KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.......


PURE CLUB HOUSE MEIN YE AWAZ GUNJ JATI HAII...


AAP AISA NHI KAR SKTE .... APKO MUJHE BAAT KRNI HE PADEGI BABI.......


TARAK :- BICH MEIN ROKTE HUEEE....KYA HUA JETHALAL ... KYA SOCH RHE HO...
KIS KO BAAT KRNI PADEGII...



JETHALAL APNE CHARO TARAF DEKHTA HAI...APNE MAN MEIN...
UFFFF....MEIN TOH CLUB HOUSE MEIN HUN...PATA NHI CHALA KAB SOCH MEIN CHALA GAYA....HASSHHHH....VO SIRF EK SAPNA THAA...AGAR AISA BABITAJI NE ASLIYAT MEIN BOL DIYA TOH KYA HOGA MERAA...



TARAK :- JETHALAL KYA SOCH RHE HOO KYA HO GAYAA...TUM THEK TOH HO NAA..


SABHI VAHN PUCHTE HAIN..KI KYA HUA JETHALAL...



JETAHALAL :- NHI KUCH NHII...
APNE MAN MEIN..
BACH GAYA....


(JETHALAL :- BACH GAYA MAN MEIN SOCHTA HAI...)
LEKIN MEIN KEHTA HUN KITNI DER KE LIYEE...ABHI KUCH DER BAAD TOH BABITA JI KHUD BATANE HE VALI HAI.....

JETHALAL SAPNE SE BAHR ATE HE CHILA THA....TAB TARAK USSE PUCHTA HAI KYA HUA JETHALAL AB AAGEE.....!!


JETHALAL MAN MEIN...HASSH BACH GAYA ....AGAR YE SAPNA MERA SACH HOTA TOH...BABITA JI MUJHSE KAFI BAAT NHI KRTI.....KITNA BHAYANAK SAPNA THAA..



TARAK :- JETHALAL ABHI TAK KYA SSOCH RHE HOO..


JETHALAL :- VO BABITAJI KO SORRY BOLNA HAI...


AUR JETHALAL KHADA HOKE PICHE MUDTA HAI...BABITA KO SORRY BOLNE...
LEKIN VO JAISE HE PICHE MUDTA HAI....USKO APNI ANKHON PE YAKIN NHI ATA....VO HAIRAN REH JATA HAI....


TARAK :- BHAI KYUN BOLNA HAI BABITAJI KO SORRY....
ABHI ANNE TOH DE UNHEE....



JETHALAL :- KYAAAAAAAAAAAA......
ANNE DE KA KYA MATLB HAI APKAA...
ABHI YAHIN TOH THEE..
UNKE SATH BAKI KI SARI LADIES BHI TOH THEE....




TARAK :- KYAAAA BOL RHE HO JETHALAL .... HUM TOH INTI DER SE YAHIN HAIN...ABHI TAK KOI AYA HE NHI HAI...



JETHALAL :- LEKIN MEHTA SAHAB...ABHI TOH HUM LOGON KO DANT PAD RHI THII...YAHN PARR...SABKI POL KHOLI JAA RHI THIII...


YE BAAT ITNI TEZ BOLTA HAI JETHALAL KI AAJ BAJU KHADE SODHI BHIDE AUR IYER YE SUN KE USKE PASS AA JATE HAIN..



SODHI :- KYA HUA JETHA PRA..KYUN CHILLA RHE HOO..


TARAK :- AREE SODHI JETHALAL BOL RHA HAI..KI ABHI SARI LAIDES YAHIN PAR THI AUR SABKI POL KHUL RHI HAII..



SODHI :- POL ..KAISI POL...


BHIDE :- KYA BOL RHE HO JETHALAL..


IYER :- YE JETHALAL KO KUCH NA KUCH SUJTA REHTA HAI.....JETHALAL TUM PAGAL TOH NHI HO GYE HOO..



JETHALAL :- AEEE IYER BHAI..SHANTI RAKHO NA THODI DERR...



TARAK :- IYERRRRRR...
ACHA JETHALAL TUM SHANTI SE BAITHO AUR BATAO..KYA HUA HAI...
TUM KYA KEHNA CAHTE HOO..


JETHALAL :- PEHLE YE BATAIYEE MEHTA SAHAB..KI JABSE HUM YAHN AYE HAIN...USKE BAAD SOCIETY KE SARI LADIESS AYI THI KI NHII....



TARAK :- NHIII...JAB SE HUM AYE HAIN..ABHI TAK NHI AYII..



SODHI :- HAN YAR...PAAT NHI KAHN REH GYEE..HUME BULA KEE..


BHIDE :- LAGTA HAI....KOI BADI SZA DENE KE LIYE SAMAN IKHATA KAR RHI HONGII...


IYER :- HAN TOH FIR HAMNE KAM BHI TOH AISA HE KIYA HAI...
LEKIN MUJHE EK BAAT SAMJH NHI AA RHI .. KI HUM DUSRON KE GHAR KAISE PAHUCH GYEE...
KAHIN JETHALAL......TUMHARA IDEA TOH NHI THA YEE..




JETHALAL GUSSE MEIN KHADA HOTA HUA IYER SEE...
YE IYER IDLI....TU PAGAL HAI PAGAL..YAHN KYA BAAT CHAL RHI HAI..AUR TU KYA BOL RHA HAI..


TARAK :- JETHALAL JETHALAL...TUM SHANT HO JAOOO...
AUR IYER KYA BEVAKOOFI VALI BAAT KAR RHE HOO....CHUPP RHE HO NAA.



SODHI :- HAN IYER CHUP RHE NAA...KYUN PARESHAN KAR RHA HAI JETHA PRA KOO...


TARAK :- HAN JETHALAL TUM SHANTI SE BATAO..KYA HUAA...KYUN PARESHAN HO TUM...



JETHALAL :- MEHTA SAHAB VO..
AUR IDHAR UDHAR NAZAR DAUDATA HAI....
POPATLAL NHI AYA ABHI TAKK..MEHTA SAHAB...


BHIDE :- KYUN USSE BHI ANA THAA...
LEKIN USKI TOH ABHI SHADI BHI NHI HUI HAI...



JETHALAL :- AEE CHAPLI....MENE TUJHSE PUCHA ...MENE MEHTA SAHAB SE PUCHA HAI NAA..




TARAK:- JETHALAL TUM BATAOGE...KI KYA HUAA...TUMNE KOI BURA SAPNA DEKHA KYAA...



JETHALAL SOCHNE LAGTA HAI....
AUR USKE SAMNE PURA KA PURA NAZARA AA JATA HAI...JO USNE AKHIR TAK DEKHA THAA..YANI KI...
MADHVI KI KAHANI SE LEKAR BABITA KI KAHANI TAAKKK.....



TARAK :- JETHALAL....JETHALAL....KAHN KHO GYE BHAII...



JETHALAL :- HANNN.....HAN...VO ... VO....



IYER :- AB VO VO HE KRTE RAHOGEE...KI AAGE BHI BOLOGEE...



JETHALAL :- AEEEEEEEEE CHAPLIIIIIIIII...SHANTI RAKH......

ITNI JOR SE BOLTA HAI..KI IYER KI TOH SANSEN UPAR CHAD JATI HAI....



TARAK :- BHAI IYER TU SHANT REHNE KE LIYE KYA LEGAA..


SODHI :- MEIN ISKA MUH BAND KAR DETA HUN...


JETHALAL :- HAN SODHI...MUH KYA..ISSE PURA KA PURA BAND KAR DEE....
KAR TYM PANCHAT PANCHAT..PANCHAT...


TARAK :- SHANTI RAKHO JETHALAL....


IYER :- SORRY...IA M SORRYY JETHALAL...AB NHI BOLUNGAA...



TARAK :- HAN BATOO..KYA HUA HAII..


JETHALAL :- MEHTA SAHAB..MENE ABHI BHT BURA ...BURA KYA...BHAYANAK..SPANA DEKHA HAI...JISSE MERE RONGTE KHADE HO GYE HAIN....



TARAK :- AISA KYA DEKH LIYA TUMNEE..


BHIDE :- HAN AISA KYA DEKHA.


SODHI :- DASOO...JETHA PRAA...


JETHALAL :- AAP TOH JANTE HE HAIN..KI HUM LOG GALTI SE DUSRON KI BIWIYUN KE GHAR CHALE GAYE THEE...
AUR FIR VAHI BATEIN DIMAG MEIN CHAL RHI THI...
YAHN BAITHE BAITHE PATA NHI KAB SOCH MEIN CHALA GAYA....AUR AISA KHTRNAK SAPNA AA GAYAA...



TARAK :- JETHALAL AB BATA BHI DO KYA DEKH AHI TUMNEE...


AUR..AB JETHALAL VO SAB BATA DETA HAI...JO USNE SAPNE MEIN DEKHA THAA.....


SABKI HOSH ...UDD JATE HAIN..
MUH KHULA KA KHULA REH JATA HAII....



SODHI :- GUSSE MEIN....YE KYA BOL RHE HOO...JETHA PRAA....MEIN CHODUNGA NHII....AGAR KSISI NE BHI ROSHAN KE SATH KUCH KIYA TOH..


TARAK :- SODHI TU SHANT REH...YE GUSSE KA TYM NHI HAI..AUR VAISE BHI YE SAPNA HE HAIN..


SODHI :- TUSSI THEK BOL RHE HO..MEHTA SAHAB....


TARAK :- JETHALAL SHANT HO JAOO...SAPNA HE TOH HAI.....


JETHALAL :- MEHTA SAHAB....DIN KE SAPNE KABHI KABHI SACH HO JATE HAIN....


YE BAAT SUN KE SAB KE EK BAAR FIR HOSH UDD JATE HAIN....



BHIDE :- AGAR YE SACH HUA TOH....DEWA DEWAA....
VAISE BHI HHUM LOG KAL NASHE MEIN THEE...AUR ...


BAS ITNA HE BOLTA HAII....
KI SAMNE SE LADIES EK KE BAD EK ENTER HONE LAGTI HAI...


SABSE PEHLE ANJALI..USKE PICHE DAYA..USKE PICHE BABITA...USKE PICHE ROSHAN..AUR AKHIR MEIN MADHVVI....


SAB KE SAB AISE KHADE HO JATI HAI...JAISE SAPNE MEIN JETHALAL NE EK DEKHA THA....
USKE SAMNE JISKE SATH HO RAAT MEIN THIII...


JETHALAL YE DEKH KE HAIRAN HO JATA HAI...KYUN KI USKE SAPNE KI SHURUWAT HO CHUKI THIII.....



SABHI LADIESS KI ANKHON MEIN GUSSA SAAF JHALAK RHA THAAA......


SABHI GENTS KI SUTI PUTI GUL THIII...SABKI ANKHON MEIN DAR THAA..
EK DAR VO JO JETHALAL KE SAPNE SE HUA THAA...AUR DUSRA ...SSARI LADIES KI ANKHON MEIN GUSSAA....



KUCH MIN BAADD....JETHALAL KI NAZAR DARWAJE PE PADTI HAI....
AUR VAHN DEKH KAR USKI GAND FAT JATI HAII....


JETHALAL :- DHIRE SE..MEHTA SAHAB VO DEKHIYEE..


TARAK BHI DARWAJE KI TARAF DEKHTA HAI....USKI BHI GAND FAT JATI HAII...


JI HAN DARWAJE PAR POPATLAL KHDA THAA...AUR VO ANDAR AA RHA THAA...

AUR JAB USKI PICHE DEKHTE HAIN KI RITA REPORTER AA RHI HAI...
TOH RK BAR TOH JETHALAL CHAKKAR KAHNE LAGTA HAI..LEKIN MEHTA SHAHAB USSE SAMBHALTE HAIN..


BAKI KE BACHE IYER SODHI AUR BHIDE...POPATLAL AUR RITA KO DEKH KAR APNE SAR PE HATH RAKH LETE HAIN...
KYUN KI UNKI BHI BADI VALI GAND FAT CHUKI THII..



JETHALAL :- DEKHA MEHTA SAHAB...DEKHA..MERA SAPNA SACH HO GAYA NAA...



TABHI VAHN SE AWAJ ATI HAI....
KAISA SAPNAA..........KISI LADY KI HE THII....

JETHALAL KE SAPNE SE SABHI CAHUNKE HE THEE...AUR SAPNE KO HAKIKAT MEIN HOTA DEKH..SABKE HOSH UDD RHE THEE...AB AAGGEE.....!!!


JETHALAL :- MEHTA SAHAB MENE KHA THA NA DIN KE SAPNE BHI SACH HOTE HAIN..


MEHTA SAHAB KCH BOLTE USSE PEHLEE....EK AWAJ ATI HAI.....


KAISA SAPNA..


JETHALAL AWAJ KI TARAF DEKHTA HAI...TOH VO AWAJ DAYA KI THIII....



DAYA :- SAPNA....KUN SAPNAA..


JETHALAL :- DAYA VO SAPN...


BAS ITNA HE BOLTA HAII..


DAYA :- HEYY MAAAA MATAJIIII....
ISKA MATLB AAKA CHAKAR KISI SAPNA KE SATH HAAII...


SABHI LOG DAYA KI YE BAAT SUN KE HAIRAN HO JATE HAIN AUR JETHALAL KI TARAF DEKHNE LAGTE HAIN...


JETHALAL :- DAAYA..


BAS ITNA HE BOL PATA HAI...
KI ADAT SE MAJBOORR...


IYER :- JETHALAL...TUMHARA CHAKAR KISI SAPNA KE SATH HAI...CHI CHII....MUJHE TUMSE YAHI UMDI THII..


JETHALAL :- KYA KAHA APNEE..


IYER :- MERA MATLB HAI MUJHE TUMSE YE UMID NHI THII..



JETHALAL :- IYER BHAI AAP KYA HO..


IYER :- KYA HO MTLB...


JETHALAL :- NHI MERA MATLB HAI..AAP SCIENIST HOO..


IYER :- SCIENIST NHII SCIENTIST..SCIENTIST...
HAN HUN TOH..


JETHALAL :- TOH FIR KYA JYOTISH GIRI KA NAYA DHANDA SHURU KIYA HAI...
APKO DUKAN SE NIKAL DIYA HAI KYAA..


IYER :- JETHALALL..


TARAK :- JETHALAL .... IYER CHUP HO JAAOO TUM DONOO..


JETHALAL :- MEHTA SAHAB...IYER BHAI KO DEKHO NAA..
KAHN ITNI SIRIUS BAT HO RHI HAI..AUR YE IYER BHAI...INKO SIRF BICH MEIN BOLNA HAIII...


IYER :- SORRY...


(PATA NHI KYUN IYER BICH MEIN BOLTA HAI...SALA SAMJHTA HE NHI HAI...
BAAD MEIN KHUD KO HE SORRY BOLNA PADTA HAI...NLYAK KAHIN KAA...D)


JETHALAL :- DAYA...KYA BOL RHI HAI TUU..


DAYA :- SAHI BOL RHI HUN....
JAB KAL RAAT KOO....AAP SAB ....

AUR AAGE NHI BOLTII..


JETHALAL :- DEKH DAYA...KAL RAAT JO HUAA..USKE BAARE MEIN HE BAAT KRNE KE LIYE TUMNE HUME BULAYA HAI..
LEKIN PEHLE YE SAPNA VALI BAAT KO TOH CLEAR KAR LEE...
SAPNA YANI KI...SAPNA...KOI LADKI NHII...
RAAT MEIN JO ATA HAI NAA...SOTE TIME VO VALA SAPNAA..



DAYA :- OHHHH ACHA VO VALA..
SORRYY..


ANJALI :- DAYA BHABHI...SORRY NHI BOLIYEE..


DAYA :- OH HAAN....NO SORRY..TAPPU KE PAPA...


JETHALAL TARAK KO ... TARAL JETHALAL KO...BHIDE SODHI KO...AUR SODHI IYER KO...AUR IYER BHAI SAHAB..ANJALI BHABHI KO DEKH RHE THEEE...


POPATLAL TOH APNI NAZAR JHUKAYEE..KHADE THEEE...APNE CHATE KE SAHAREEE....


TARAK :- DEKHO ANJALI HUM SAMJHTE HAIN....
KI HUM LOGON SE JO HUA KAL RAAT VO NHI HONA CAHIYE THA...
BILKUL GALAT KIYA HUMNE TUMHARE SATHH...



ANJALI :- APKO AAB LAG RHA HAI TARAK ..KI YE GALAT HAII...
JAB KAL AAP LOG SABHI JOTH BOL KE PARTY KE LIYE GAYE THEE...TAB SAMJH NHI AYA THA APKOO....



TARAK :- VAHI TOH BOL RHA HUN ANJALI..HAMARA MAKSAD SIRF MASTI KRNE JANNE KE LIYE THAA....AUR KUCH NHII...



MADHVI :- MASTI KRNE....
YA FIR JO KAL RAAT APNE KIYA VO SAB KRNE...


BHIDE :- MADHVI TUM BHI GALAT SAMJH RHI HOO....HAMARA AISA KOI IRADA NHI THAA...


BABITA :- HAN AB TOH HUM HE GALAT SAMJH RHE HAIN...
JAB AAP LOG GALAT GALT KAR RHE THE TAB KUCH NHII....


IYER :- BABITA...DEAR....

BAS ITNA HE BOLTA HAI..


BABITA :- TUM TOH KUCH BOLO HE MAT IYER..


BECHARA IYERRR....KHAIR....USKE SATH AISA HE HOTA HAI....


SODHI :- ROSHAN MERI JAAN..TU TOH SAMJH...HUM SIRF THODI SI PARTY SHARTY KRNE HE GYEE THEE...


ROSHAN :- PARTY SHARTY....PARTY SHARTY...
AGAR TU SIRF PARTY KAR KE ATA TOH THEK THA...1 PERCENT MEIN TUJHE MAAF BHI KAR DETII...
LEKIN JO TUNE KAL KIYA HAI..CHIII..SOCH KE BHI GUSSA AA RHA HAII...


SABHI LADIES EK AWAJ MEIN HAANNNNN...


HAR BAAT KA...HAR BAAT KA POPAT HO RHA THAA...GENTS KAA...LADIES TOH KUCH SUNNE KO HE TAIYAR NHI THIII.....


KUCH DER KE LIYE KAMOSHII CHAA GYIII..


TABHI JETHALAL USS KAMOSHI KO TODTA HUAA....


JETHALAL :- HUM TOH SAMJHTE HAIN KI HUM YAHN KYUN HAI...
LEKIN POPATLAL TUM YAHN KAISEE....
TUM KYUN AA YE HO YAHN..
AUR RITA TUM BHI KYUN ... KUCH SAMJH NHI AA RHA HAII..


SODHI :- AREE HAN POPU...TU YAHN KAISEE.


BHIDE :- HAN POPATLAL KAISEE..

JETHALAL :- AREEE BHAI USSE BOLNE DOGE TABHI TOH VO BOLEGAA...KYA BAR BAR KAISE KAISE KAR RHE HOO..SAHNTI RAKHO THODII..
HAN BOLO POPATLAL...



POPATLAL :- VO VOO.VOOO.....VOOO..


TARAK :- AREE KYA VO VO...BATA BHII..


RITA :- MEIN BATA TI HUN MEHTA SAHAB...

YE HAN ISLIYE HAI...KYUNKI....KYUNKI...
KAL RAAT YE MERE SATH THAAA.....


KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....

SABHI GENTS KE MUH SE NIKLTA HAIII....


JETHALAL :- POPATLAL SHARM NHI AYI TUMHE....


ISME SHARM KAISI....JAB APKO NHI AYI TOH INHE KYUN AYEGIII...

JETHALAL :- DAYA.....
AUR MAN MEIN SOCHTA HAII..
SAHAYD CHUP HE REHNA THEK HOGAA...

USSE TOH APNE SAPNE KA DAR SATA RHA THA..KYUN KI BILKUL VAISA HE HO RHA THAA JAISE SAPNE MEIN HUA THAA....


FIR SE EK SANATA CHAA JATA HAII....CLUB HOUSEE MEIN.....
KISI KE PASS KUCH NHI THA BOLNE KOO...


MAGAR SABKI ANKHEN KUCH NA KUCH BOL RHI THII...


LADIES KI ANKHON MEIN EK TARAK GUSSA THA...AUR DUSRI TARAF EK SAWALL...KI KYUN KIYA AISAAA..


UDHAR GENTS KI ANKHON MEIN DAR THAA...AUR DUSRI TARAF AFSOOS KI KYUN KIYA AISA UNHONEEE.....


LEKIN AKHON SE SIRF EK DUSRE KO BATAYA JAA SKTA HAI...LEKIN SAMJHAYA NHII....ISLIEE AB EK JANE KO CHUPPI THODNI HE THIII..VO AUR CHUPPI...THODI TARAK NEE...



TARAK :- DEKHO ANJALI HUM LOG MAFFI KE KABIL TOH NHI HAII..
LEKIN FIR BHI HUM TAHE DIL SE AAP SAB SE MAFFI MANGTE HAIN...


JETHALAL :- HAN DAYA..MEHTA SAHAB BILKUL THEK BOL RHE HAIN...

ANJALI :- BAASS MAFI MANGNE SEE ... JETHA BHAII....SAB KUCH THEK HO JAYEGAA....


TARAK :- HAN MEIN MANTA HUN..KI HAMNE GALTI KI HAI..JO MAFI KE LAYAK NHI HAII...
AUR HUM SAZA BHUGTNE KE LIYE BHI TAIYAR HAIN.....


BHIDE :- HAN BILKUL TAIYAR HAIN...


MADHVI :- SAZA TOH APP LOGON KO MILEGI HEE....


KAFI KADAK AWAJ MEIN BOLTI HAIII....


DAYA :- LEKIN SAZA AAP SAB KO BAPUJI KE AAGE HE MILEGII......


JETHALAL :- KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA....NHIIIIIIIIIIIII....


SAB KE HOSH UDDD JATE HAIN.....BAPUJI KA NAAM SUN KARR...


TARAK :- LEKIN ANJALI AISA MAT KARRO...HUM CHACHAJI KAAA SAMNA KAISE KARENGEEE..



BABITA :- VO TOH APKO PEHLE SOCHNA THAA...


IYER :- LEKIN BABITAA...


BABITA :- TUM CHUP RH0 IYERRR....


ROSHAN :- HAN RE HAN CHACHAJI THEK KARENGE SAB KOO....


SODHI :- LEKIN ROSHANN....


ANJALI :- LEKIN VEKIN KUCH NHII...AB TOH CHACHAJI KE AAGE AAP SAB KO KAHDA KARENGEE.....VAISE HUM NE EK AUR PUNISHMENT SOCHI HAI AAP SAB KE LIYEE...



TARAK :- KAISI PUNISHMENTT...


DAYA :- HUM APKO....DIORCE PAPER DENGEE....



JETHALAL :- KYAAA.....DENGEE...



ANJALI :- DAYA BHABHI..DIORCE NHIII...DIVORCE PAPERRR...



JETHALAL :- ACHA DIVORSE...MEIN PATA NHI KYA SOCH RHA THAAA...
KUCH SEC BADDD.....
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......DIVORCEE TU KYA BOL RHI HAI DAYAAA.........


TO BE CONTINUED.......!!!!!....!!

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ROSHAN , MADHVI , ANJALI TENNO APNI DASTAN SUNA CHUKI THII....
ROSHAN KI KAHANI SUNNE KE BAAD SODHI GUSSE MEIN BHIDE KO MARNE KE LIYE UTHA THA..LEKIN SABHI NE SHANTI SE USSE SAMJHAYA ...AUR VAHN PAR KUCH DER KE LIYE SHANTI FIAL GYIII.....AB AGGE....!!



VAHN KHADE SABHI GENTS EK DUSRE KO DEKH RHE THE....BHIDE TOH ABHI BHI POPATLAL KE PICHE CHUPA HUA THAA...


POPATLAL :- BHAI BHIDE...AB SAMNE AJA ...KOI KUCH NHI BOLEGA...

SAB USKI BAAT SUNKE GUSSE KI NAZAR SE USSE DEKHTE HAIN....


POPATLAL :- MERE KEHNE KA MATLB HAI...TU AAGE AJA BHAI...


MADHVI APNE SAR PE HATH RAKH KE VAHIN BAITH JATI HAI..AUR RONE LAGTI HAI...


MADHVI :- HEY BAGHWAN..KAISA PATI MILA HAI MUJHE....


BHIDE :- MADHVI MERI BAAT TO SUNO..


MADHVI :- KUCH NHI SUNNA HAI MUJHE...
JO SUNNA THA SUN LIYA...AB KYA KEHNA HAI APKO...


BHIDE SHANT HO JATA HAI....USKE PASS KCH NHI THA BOLNE KOO..


TARAK :- DEKHIYE AAP SAB...KYUN BAAT KO ITNA AAGE BADA RHE HAIN...AB JANNE BHI DIJEYE...HUM SAMJH CHUKE HAIN SAB..KI HAMSE KITNA BADA PAAP HUA HAI....


JETHALAL :- MEHTA SAHAB BIKUL THEK BOL RHE HAIN.....BASS KIJEYE...HUM SAZA LENE KE LIYE TAIYAR HAIN....


SODHI :- HAN BAS KIJEYE AB SAB LOG...HUMSE AUR SUNA NHI JAYEGAA...



DAYA :- KYUN SODHI BHAI...ABHI TOH APNE SUNA HE NHI HAI...KI APNE KYA KIYA HAI....



JETHALAL :- DAYA REHNE DE...MAT SUNA..HUM SAB SAMJH GYE...KI KYA HUA HOGA..MUJHE SUNA BHI NHI JAYEGA...


RITA :- JETHA BHAI...AAP LOGON SE SUNA NHI JAYEGA...AUR JO AAP SAB NE KIYA ..KYA VO THEK THA..SOCHIE KI JAB HAMARE SATH YE SAB HO RHA THA..TOH KYA BITI HOGI HUM PE...KUCH SOCHA HAI APNE...


POPATLAL :- AREE RITA HUME PATA CHAL GAYA NA...AB KYUN BAAT KO ITNA AAGE BADA RHE HOO...


RITA :- BAAT KO MEIN AAGE BADA RHI HUN...USSE GUSSA AA GAYA THA...


POPATLAL SHANT HO JATA HAI....


RITA :- AB BATATI HUN..KI KISNE BAAT KO AAGE BADAI....


RITA :-

USS RAAT..JAB TUM MERE GHAR AYEE.....


FLASHBACK............


POPATLAL RITA KE GATE PE KHADA THA...AUR RITA DARWAJE KE PAAS USKE SAMNE KHADI THI..USS WAQT USNE EK LONG WHITE SHIRT PEHNI THII...JISE USKI NICHE KI TANGE SAAF DIKHAI DE RHI THIII....


POATLAL JABARDASTI ANDAR GHUS JATA HAI....


RITA :- POPATLAL YE KYA BATMEZI HAI..BAHR NIKLO MERE GHAR SEE..


POPTALAL :- HANSTA HUA...KYUN .... AUR SOFE PE BAITH JATA HAI...


RITA :- DEKHO TUM JATE HO KI NHI...
NHI TOH MEIN TUMHE THUMARE CHATE SE TUMHARA SAR FOD DUNGI.....AUR USSE BHI TOD DUNGII....



POPATLAL KO APNE CHATTE KI BAAT SUN KE BAHUT GUSSA ATA HAII...
VO UTH KE KAHDA HO JATA HAI....AUR DARWAJE KI TARAF CHAL DETA HAI....
RITA USSE HE DEKHE JAA RHI THII...


POPATLAL DARWAJE KE PASS PAHUCHTA HAI...AUR DHADAMMMMMMMM.....


RITA :- YE KYA BATMEZI HAI....DARWAJA KYUN BAND KAR DIYAAA...


POPATLAL :- DARWAJA ISLIYE BAND KIYA HAI..TAKI TERI AWAJ BHAR NAA JAA SAKEE...


RITA POPATLAL KI YE BAAT SUN KE GHABRA JATI HAII.....


RITA :- KKKYA.A.A....MAAT..LABB...HAAI..TUMHARAA..


POPATLAL :- ABHI BATA TA HUN...KYA MATLB HAI MERAAA.....


AUR VO RITA KI TARAF BADNE LAGTA HAI...


RITA KAFI GHBRA JATI HAI....AUR VO PICHE HONE LAGTI HAI...
POPATLAL KI ANKHON MEIN GUSSA AUR VASNA DONO DEKH RHI THII VOO..


RITA :- DEKHO TUM AAGE MAT AAO..NHI TOH MEIN CHILLAUNGII....


POPATLAL :- TOH CHILAOO....KOI NHI SUNEGA..ITNI RAAT KO...


RITA KAFI GHABRA JATI HAI..VO DHIRE DHIRE PICHE HONE LAGTI HAI..AUR POPATLAL AAGE BADNE LAGTA HAIII...


TABHI RITA MUD KE KAMRE MEIN BHAGNE LAGTI HAI....TABHI ..


TABHI USKE MUHHH SEE...AHHHHHHHH...


YE AWAJ USKE UH SE ISLIYE NIKALTI HAI..KYUN KI JAB VO PICHE MUD KE BHAGNE LAGTI HAI...TOH POPATLAL RITA KE SHIRT KE COLAR MEIN APNE CHATE KO PHASA DETA HAI AUR USSE APNI KHICHTA HAI.....JISKE KARAN RITA KA GALA DAB JATA HAI...ISLIYE USKE MUH SE AISE AWAJ NIKAL JATI HAII....



POPATLAL :- KHAN BHAG RHI HAI...BREAKING NEWSS....

POATLAL RITA KO KHICH KAR APNE PASS LE ATA HAI...
AB CHATE KI PAKAD DHEELI HO GYI THII...ISLIYE RITA KO KUCH ARAM THA....USKI SANSEN UKHAD GYI THII...



RITA :- TUM MUJHE KYA KARNE AAYE HO....


POPATLAL :- TUJHE MARNE NHI ....
BALKI...
TERI MARNE AYA HUN....AUR HASNE LAGTA HAII....


RITA POPATLAL KI GIRAFT SE BHAGNE LAGTI HAI...LEKIN CHATKE KI PAKAD DHILLI HUI THII...CHATA HATAYA NHI THA POPATLAL NE....RITA THODI SI HE AAGE JAA PATI HAII.....



POPATLAL :- HANSTA HUAA....KAHN JAYEGI BACH KE...AAJ TOH TUJHE ACHE SE BREAK KARUNGA....


RITA KE PASINE CHUTNE LAGTE HAIN....VO SOCH NHI PAA RHI THI KI KYA KAREE...


POPATLAL AB APNA CHATA HATA LETA HAI..AUR RITA KO AZAD KAR DETA HAI...


RITA EK BAAR KO SAMJH NHI PATI KI AISA KYUN KIYA..LEKIN AGLE HE PAL..USKI EK CHIK KAMRE MEIN FIAL JATI HAI...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
NOOOOOOO...OHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......


JI HAN POPATLAL NE PICHE SE RITA KI CHOOT KO APNE HATH SE PAKAD KE BURI TARAH DABA DETA HAI.....


RITA :- POPATLAL CHODO KYA KAR RHE HO YEE...


POPATALAL :- AREE MERI RANI ABHI TOH SHURU HE KIYA HAI...AAGE AAGE DEKH HOTA HAI KYAA.....


RITA :- NHIIII......AHHHHHHHHH...OHHH..PLSSSS..
MA..TT.....KA...ROOO.......


POPATLAL BURI TARAH SE CHOOT KO MASAL RHA THA PENTY KE UPAR SEE......


KUCH DER AISE HE KAHDE KHADE RITA KI CHOOT KO MASLNE KE BAAD....POPATLAL RITA KO SOFE PE DHAKEL DETA HAI...
RITA SIDHE JAAKE ... SOFE SE TARKRATI HAI..


RITA :- AHHH....POPATLAL PLSSS CHOD DO..AHH..
SOFE SE TAKRANE KE BAAD USSE THODA SA DARD HOTA HAI....


RITA ULTI SOFE PE CHIPAK JATI HAI..POPATLAL THEK USKE PICHE HE KAHDA THAA...

POPATLAL RITA KI HALAT KO NAZAR ANDAZ KARTA HAI...AUR APNI PANT KHOL DETA HAII....

NICHE SE NAGNA HO JATA HAII..USKA LAMBA.LEKIN USI KI TARAH PATLA SA LUND BAHR AA JATA HAI...AUR APNE LUND KO HATH MEIN PKAD LETA HAI..


POPATLAL :- HANSTA HUAA.....AAJ YE TERI ACHE SE MALISH KAREGAA....


RITA GHABRATI HUII..PICHE MUD KE DEKHTI HAI...TOH USKE SAMNE POPATLAL KA LUND AA JATA HAI..JO KAFI LAMBA THAA...VO FAURAN APNA MUH SOFE PE CHUPA LETI HAII...


RITA :- CHIIIIIIIII...POPATLAL JO TUM KAR RHE HOO..VO THIK NHI HAI...ISKA ANJAM TUMHE BHGATNA PADEGAA..


POPATLAL :- HANSTA HUA.....JADA REPORTING MAT KAR MERE SAMNE..NHI TOH TERI CHOOT KA KIMA BANA DUNGA AAJ...
VAISE BHI...AAJ TOH TERI CHOOT KA KIMA BAANA HE HAI...TU JO MARZI BOL LEE...HEHEHEHEHE.....



RITA KE ANKHON SE AB ASNOO NE ANA SHURU KAR DIYA THAA...USKO PATA THA AAJ KI RAAT USKE LIYE BHT BHAYANAK HONE VALI HAII...


POPATLAL AAGE BADTA HAI....AUR RITA KE CHUCHE PICHE SE HATH DAAL KE PAKAD LETA HAI..CHOTE CHOTE CHUCHE..MAGAR BADE HE SOFT THE....
AUR UNHE KAS AKS KE DABA DETA HAI...


RITA SIRF.....AHHHH...OHH..HE KAR SAKTI THI...VO KOI VIROD NHI KAR RHI THII..USSE PATA THA...USKA KOI FAIDA NHI HAIII.....

CHUCHE DABANE KE BAAD...POPATLAL RITA KE PIAR..JO ABHI SOFE PE THE...UNHE VO NICHE JAMEEN PE KAR DETA HAII...

AB RITA KI POSITION KUCH AJEEB SII THII....USKA FACE SOFE PE GADA HUA THAA...KAMAR SOFE PE SE UTHI HUII..THII..MAGAR SOFE KE UPAR THII...AUR USKI GAND ADHI SOFE PE UTHI THII..AUR BAKI KA HISSA SOFE KE BAHR....KUCH AJEEB SI HEE...POSITION MEIN LETI PADI THII...VO BHI KYA KARTI...POPATLAL KO AISE HE PASAND THAA...


AISE LETNE KI WAJAH SE RITA KI SHIRT USKI GAND KE UPAR HO JATI HAI....AUR USKI RED PENTY SAAF DIKHAI DE RHI THII...


POPATLAL KE MUH MEIN PANI AA JATA HAI..YE DEKH KEE...VO RITA KI TAANGE KHOL DETA HAI...AUR USKI PENTY EK HE JHATKE MEIN UTAR KE PHENK DETA HAI....AB USKI GORI GORII...NANGI GAND...POPATLAL KE SAMNE THII....POPATLAL KE MUH MEIN PANI AA RHA THAA....USSSE RUKNA MUHKIL HO GAYA THAAA.....



VO FATAFT RITA KE PICHE AA JATA HAI..APNE HATH SE GAND KO ACHI TRH SE MASALTA HAI...AUR BURI TARH DABA DETA HAII...


RITA SIRF...UHMMMMM...HUUUHHH...KR RHI THIII..


POPATLAL CHOOT KO HATH SE TATOLTA HAI....RITA KI CHOOT KAFI CHOTI THII...POPATLAL AB BINA WAT GAWAEE..CHOOT PE LUND SET KRTA HAI....AURRRR...

SATAAKKKKKKKKKK.....EK HE BAAR MEIN ADHA LUND CHOOT EK ANDAR.......



RITA KE MUH SEEEE....UHUHUHUHUHUHNNNNNNNNNN KI AWAJ NIKALTI HAIAI.....

RITA KI CHOOT KAFI TIGHT THIII...SHAYAD KAM MARWATI HOGI...USSE DARD HO RHA THA..LEKIN POPATLAL KO USKI CHINTA NHI THII..VO TOH KUSH THAA..KI USSE ITNI TIGHT CHOOT MILI HAII....



VO FIR SE EK AUR JHTKA MARTA HAI...AUR ISS BAR PURA LUND ANDARR.....
RITAAA KI FIR SE VAHI AWAJ GUNJ UTHI HAI...USKE ANSSOOO...GAAL SE HOTE HUEE...NICHE GIRNE LGTE HAIN..USSE AB KAFI DARD HO RHA THAA...KYUN KI NA TOH LUND GILLA THA..NA HEE USKI CHOOTT...


AB POPATLAL DHIRE DHIRE DHAKKE LAGNA SHURU KAR RHA THA...DHERE DHERE..ANDAR BAHR HO RHA THA LUNDD....

SUPPPP SUPPPP KI AWAZEIN ANI SHURU HO GYI THIII.....
POPATLAL KO BHI MAZA AA RHA THA...VO BHI..AAHHH..OHH...MAZAA AA GAYA RITAA...KYA CHOOT HAI....

AB DHAKKE KI RAFTA BAD CHUKI THII...AB DHAKKON MEIN TEZI AA GYI THII...

RITA KE MUH SEE AWZEIN TEZ HO RHIIT HII...HUHNNNNNNN.....UHMMMMM......


POPATLAL DHAKKE MAR RHA THA....PURA SOFA HIL RHA THA...
POPATLAL NE DHKKE MARNE KE SATH ..AB RITE KE BAAL PAKAD KE PICHE KHICH LIYEE..JISSE RITA KA MUH SOFE SE HATH KE UPAR KI TARF HO GAYAA...



POPATLAL KE DHAKKE TREZ HO GYEEE..
AB RITA KI AWAJ SAAF THII...AHHHHHHHH.....OHHHH..YUIIY...YUII.
PLSSSSSSSS...MAT KRROOOO....POPAT..LALA.


LEKIN POPTALAL TOH BAS AAJ CHOOT MARNE MEIN LAGA HUA THA...
USKE DHAKON SE RAFTAR PAKAD LEE THII..USSSE AB RUKA NHI GAYA....AHHHHH..OHHH...CHILATA HUAA..RITA KE ANDAR HE JHAD GAAYYAA...



AUR USKI PITH PE HE GIR GAYA.....AUR HAFNE LAGA...

RITA BAS ITNA HE BOL PAYII...HO GAYA..TOH HATH JAOOO...


POPATLAL :- ABHI TOH BAKI HAII....


RITA CHAUNK JATI HAII.....

RITA :- GHABRATE HUEE....ABHII KYA BAKI HAII...


POPATLAL HATA HAI...AUR DUSRI TARAF BADTA HAI....RITA KI DHAKNEE TEZ THII...VO SOCH RHIII THIII..KI VO UTH KE BHAGEE..LEKIN...


LEKIN JAB VO UTHNE LAGTI HAI...USKE MUH SE EK BHAYNAK CHEEK NIKAL JATI HAI......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....HAA
AHAHAUNUHUN.......


RITA KE MUH SE AWAJ NHI NIKALTI LEKIN FIR BHI VO DHIRE DHIRE....BOL PATI HAI...POP..AT..LA..YEE..KAY..A..KIYAAAA...


POPATLAL :- KYUN AB PATA CHALA JAB TPH BAHT BOL RHI THI..ISKE BARRE MEIN...


RITA APNA HATH NICHE APNI CHOOT KE PASS LE JAKE DEKHTI HAI....TOH VO HAIRAN REH JATI HAI...


KYUN KI USKI CHOOT MEIN POPATLAL KE CHATE KA AAGE VALA HISSA USKI CHOOT MEIN GUSSA HUA HOTA HAI....JISKE KARAN RITA ITNI BURI TARAH CHIKH UTHTI HAII..


POPATLAL :- AUR KAR BURAI MERE CHATE KI...AB SAMJH AYA..KI YE KYA KAR SKTA HAII..


RITA KI AKHON SE ANSOO AA RHE THEE...VO HIL BHI NHI PAA RHI THII...USSE DARD HO RHA THA KAFFII.....


POPATLAL KUCH DER AISE HE CHATE KO RAKHTA HAI...AUR BHR NIKAL LETA HAII...


RITA VAHIN LETI REHTI HAI...ANSOO..AUR DARD KE KARAN VO UTH BHI NHI PAA RHI THIII....



BACK TO LIVE..........!!!


RITA YE BAAT KHTAM HE KRTI HAI..KI USKI ANKHEN NAM HO JATI HAI...


SABHI GENTS KA MUH POPATLAL KI TARAF MUD JATA HAI......


POPATLAL KI TOH SITI BITTI GUL THII..VO TOH HILNE KI HALAT MEIN BHI NHI THA....
YE VAHI POPATLAL THA..JO DUNIYA KO HILANE KI BAAT KRTA THA...LEKIN AAJ USKI KHUD KI DUNIYA HIL CHUKI THIII.....
RITA RAAT KO HUI GHATNA KE BARRE MEIN SABHI KO BATA DETI HAII....SABHI KE MUH KHULE REH JATE HAIN....AUR BHAI POPATLAL TOH SANN HO JATE HAIN...AB AAGE....!!!


RITA :- MEIN TOH CAHTI THI...KI TUMHARI YE BAAT SABKE SAMNE NEWS MEIN BATUN...VO TOH ANJALI BHABHI NE MANA KAR DIYAA..


POPATLAL KO YE BAAT SUN KE GUSSA AA JATA HAI...LEKIN VO KUCH BOLE USSE PEHLE TARAK BOL PADTA HAI...


TARAK :- THANK U RITA...JO TUMNE HAMARI IZZAT BANAE RAKHI...NHI TOH LOG KYA SOCHTE KI ISS SOCIETY MEIN AISE LOG REHTE HAIN...


ANJALI :- YE MAT SAMJHIYE KI MENE RITA KO ISLIYE MANA KIYA...KI AAP LOGON KI IZZAT BANI RAHEE..



SABHI GENTS CHAUNKTE HUEE..


BHIDE :- TOH FII..R ..K.YU..N ANJ..ALI BAHBH..II...



MADHVI :- VO ISLIYE MANA KIYA..KI AGAR BACHE YE NEWS DEKHENGE TOH KYA SOCHENGE...KI UNKE BAAP KAISE HAIN...AUR KAISI GHATIYA HARKAT KI HAAIII....



AAJ TOH LADIES KASAM KHA KE AYI THII..KI KISI BHI GENTS KI EK NHI CHALNE DENGI..HAR BAAT KA JAWAB TAIYAR HAI INKE PASS....



AB POPATLAL BOLNA SHURU KARTA HAI..


POPATLAL :- AISE KAISE TUM NEWS MEIN DEKHA DETI....MEIN DUNIYA HILA DUNGA...


SABHI LOG POPATLAL KO CHUP REHNE KO BOLTE HAIN...BHIDE TOH USKE BAGL MEIN KHADA THA...VO USKA HATH PAKAD KE USSE SAMJHANE KI KOSISH KR RHA THA..KI CHUP HO JAYEEE..



RITA :- ITNA CHILLA KYA RHE HO....TUMHE SHARAM NHI ATI HAI..ITNA GHINONA KAM KRNE KE BAAD BHII...



POPATLAL :- AREE KYA KIYA MENE....SAHI KIYA HAI BILKUL....KYUN TUNE MERE CHATE KI BURAI KII...YE TOH HONA HE THA FIRR..


SABHI POPATLAL KI BAAT SUN KE DANG REH JATE HAIN..KI YE KYA BOL RHA HAIII...


TARAK :- BHAI POPATLAL TU SHANT HO JAA...TUJHE PATA HAI NA TU KYA BOL RHA HAI...PAGAL HO GAYA HAI KYA....



JETHALAL :- YE POPAT TU KYA PAGAL HO GAYA HAI...KYA BOL RHA HAI...SHANT NHI REH SAKTA...
EK TOH YAHN ITNA GHINONA KAM KR DIYA AUR UPAR SE AISE BAT KR RHA HAI..



BHIDE :- POPATLAL SHANT HO JAA....
KYUN FALTU KI BAAT KAR RHA HAI BHAII...


POPATLAL KO SAMJH AA JATA HAI...KI USNE GALAT BOL DIYA HAI...VO CHUP HO JATA HAI....


EK BAAR FIR SE CLUB HOUSE MEIN SANATA HO JATA HAI....


TARAK BAR AR BOL RHA THA..KI AB HUM LOG NHI JAANA CAHTE KI KYA HUAA...LEKIN LADIES TOH JID PE ADI HUI THII...



JETHALAL :- DEKHO DAYA...TUM JO SZA DOGI HUM MANNE KO TAIYAR HAIN...LEKIN AB PLEAZE BBASS KROO..AB HUM AUR NHI SUN SAKTEE...



DAYA :- WAH TAPPU KE PAPA...ABHI TOH APNE YE SUNA HE NHI HAI..KI MERE SATH KYA HUA HAI....SUNNA CAHTE HAIN AAP....



JETHALAL :- AREE PAGLI MEIN KYUN SUNNA CAHUNGA....MAT SUNAA..



DAYA :- KYUN NA SUNAO...JAB MUJHE APKI SABSE JADA JARURAT THI TAB AAP KAHN THE....
JAB SODHI BHAI..MERE SATH VO SAB KAR RHE THE TOH AAP KAHN THE..



JETHALAL :- BABITA JII KE PASS...


DAYA :- KYA KYA...


JETHALAL :- NHI NHI VO..
JETHALAL BAAT KO BADLNE KI KOSISH KRTA AHI...
VO MEIN KEH RHA THA...DEKH DAYA...MEIN NHI SUN PAUNGA....TU PLEAZE MAT SUNAA...



DAYA :- AISA NHI HOGA TAPPU KE PAPA...HUM LADIEZ NE FAISLA KIYA HAI..KI JO BHI HAMARE SATH HUA HAI..HUM AAP SABKO BATEYNGEE...AUR MEIN BHI BATUNGII..



AUR DAYA APNI AAP BITI JO USS RAAT HUI THI BATANA CHALU KAR DETI HAI...



TOH CHALIYE CHLTE HAIN...DAYA KE FLASHBACK MEIN.......



SODHI GHAR KE ANDAR ENTER HO JATA HAI....DAYA USKE PICHE PICHE AA JATI HAII....USS WAQT DAYA KO KOI IDEA NHI THA KI SODHI BHAI ITNI RAAT KO KYUN AYE HAIN....



DAYA :-SODHI BHAI..AAP ITNI RAAT KO YAHN KAISEE..



SODHI :- LADKADA RHA THA....
AREE DAYA BHABHI...APSE MILNE AYA HUN...



DAYA SODHI KI YE HALT DEKH KE...SAMJH JATI HAI..KI USNE PII RAKHI HAI...


DAYA :- DEKHIYE MUJHE LGTA HAI..KI APKO APNE GHAR JANA CAHIYEE..



SODHI JO DINNING TABLE KE PASS KHADA THAA..AUR DAYA SOFE KE PAAS THI...


SODHI :- AREE YE BHI TOH MERA HE GAHR HAI....VAISE AAP ISS WAQT EK DUM SEX BOMB LAG RHI HAIN..


USS WAQT DAYA NE RED SAREE PEHN RAKHI THII...JISKA PALUU THODA NICHE THA...JISKI VAJAH SE USKA CLEAVAGE YANI USKI CHUCHON KA CUT BLOUSE KE BHR DEKHA JAA SKTA THA....USKA PET BHI BILKUL NANGA THA...USKI GOL GOL NABI SAAF DIKHAI DE RHI THII....



DAYA KO GUSSA ATA HAI....VO JADA TOH NHI SAMJH PAYI THII..KI SODHI NE KYA BOLA..LEKIN FIR BHI VO ANDAZA LAGA RHI THI..KI KUCH GALAT KHA HAII SODHI BHAI NEE...



DAYA :- SODHI BHAI AAP YE KYA BOL RHE HAIN...


SODHI :- WAHI JO AAP ISS WAQT LAG RHI HAIN...AUR AAGE BADNE LGTA HAI...


DAYA :- SODHI BHAI DEKHIYE AGE MAT BADIYEE...NHI TOH MEIN APNA HATH UTHA DUNGII...


SODHI :- HAHAHA...AREE APKE YE KOMAL KOMAL HATHON SE MUJHE KUCH NHI HOGAA...


SODHI DAYA KE BILKUL KARIB AA JTA HAI...DAYA APNA HATH UTHA TI HAI MARNE KE LIYE..LEKIN SODHI DAYA KE HATH PAKAD LETA HAI.....



SODHI :- DAYA BHABHI...KYUN IN HATON KO TAKLEEF DE RHE HO....
DEKHO AAJ MEIN APKO JANNT KE SAIR KRTA HUN...


DAYA :- NHI SODHI BHAI...AAP JO BOL RHE HAIN..VO GALT HAI..AISA MAT KIJEYE...


LEKIN SODHI TOH APNE HOSH MEIN NHI THA...USSE TOH BAS HAWAS KI PYASS BHUJANI THII...
VO DAYA KE HATH KO JHTAKA DEKE NICHE GIRA DETA HAI...

AUR EK HE JHATKE MEIN DAYA KI SARI KA PALLU NICHE GIRA DETA HAI..


DAYA APNE DONO HATH SE APNE CHUCHON KE DHAK LETI HAI....AUR USKI ANKH SE ANSOO KI KUCH BUND TAPAK JATI HAII...

DAYA APNI KAHANI BATANA SHURU KAR DETI HAII....SODHI USKI SARRE KA PALU NICHE GIRA DETA HAI....AB AAGE.....!!!!

DAYA SAREE KE PALU GIR JANNE SEE..VO SIRF BLOUSE MEIN THI UPAR SE AUR USKE KUCH HAD TAK THODE SE CHUCHE DIKH RHE THEE....SODHI KI ANKHON MEIN HAWAS AUR BADH JATI HAI...


DAYA APNI CHATI CHUPANE KE LIYE APNE HATH SE USSE DHAK LETI HAII.....
LEKIN SODHI BINA WAQT GAWAYEE...USKE HATH PAKAD KE NICHE KAR DETA HAI..


AUR USKE CHUCHE NIHARNE LAGTA HAI..
DAYA YE SAB KUCH SEHAN NHI KAR PATI..AUR APNI GARDAN DUSRI TARAG MOD LETI HAI....


DAYA :- SODHI BHAI AAP YE THEK NHI KAR RHE HAIN....



SODHI :- AREE DAYA BAHBHI...ABHI TOH THODI DER RUK JAOO..FIR DEKHNA YE JHAT KYA KRTA HAI...
MAZA AYEGA APKO...


DAYA :- CHIII...AISE BAAT SUNNE SE PEHLE MEIN MAR KYUN NHII GYII...


SODHI :- HAHAHAH....AAJ AAP NHI MAROGEE...AAJ APKI CHOOT MAREGI..HAHAHA...


DAYA YE SUN NHI PATI...AUR VO SODHI KA HATH BAHT TEZI SE PATKTI HAI..JISSE USKA HATH CHUT JATA HAI..AUR VO VAHN SE BHAGNE LAGTI HAII...


LEKIN JAISE HE VO KAMRE KE GATE TAK PAHUCHTI HAI....VO USKE AAGE NHI JAA PATI......


KYUN KI ..... USKE SARRE KA PALU SODHI KE HATH MEIN HOTA HAI....DAYA CAHUNK JATI HAI....VO PICHE MUDTI HAI..AUR SODHI KO DEKHTI HAI...USKE HATH MEIN USKA PALLU HOTA HAI..


DAYA :- SODHI BHAI..PLEAZE..AISA MAT KIJEYE....



SODHI KUCH NHI BOLTA....AUR VO PALLU KO KHICNA CHALU KAR DETA HAI.....
DAYA PEHLE TOH BILKUL TIGHT SE VHN KHDI REHTI HAI..LEKIN JAB SODHI JADA TAKAT LAGATI HAI..TOH USKI SARRE KHULNI SHURU HO JATI HAIII.....


AUR KHICHTE KHICHTE AKHIRKAR...SARREE KHUL KE DAYA KE SHARIR SE ALAG HO JATI HAII....AUR DAYA AB SIRF BLOUSE AUR PETICOT MEIN HOTI HAI..
DAYA YE DDRISHYA NHI DEKH SKTI THI..ISLIYE USKI ANKHEN BAND THII..
UDHAR SODHI KHADA KAHDA MUSKURA RHA THAAA......


AB SODHI AAGE BADNE LAGA THAA....AUR VO DAYA KE BEHAD KARIB AA JATA HAI...
AUR APNE HONTH AAGE BADA KAR DAYA KE HONTON PE RAKH DETA HAI...AUR USKE HONTON KA RAS PIE JATA HAI...
DAYA KO EHSAS HOTE HEE...VO PICHE BHGTI HAI...AUR APNE KAMRE MEIN JANE LAGTI HAIII....AUR BAS KAMRE MEIN PAHUCHTI HAI KI ....



SODHI BHI PICHE PICHE AA JATA HAI....
AUR DAYA KO PICHE SE PAKAD KE...APNI BAHON MEIN BHAR LETA HAI...
AUR APNI CHUMBANO KI BARSAT KAR DETA HAI USKI GARDANO PARR...


DAYA :- CHOD DIJEYE....PLEASZEE...AAHHHH....


SODHI TOH CHUBANO KE SATH..APNE HATH NICHE GAND PE FIRA RHA HOTA HAI....JISSE DAYA KA PETICOT UPAR HO JATA HAI...AUR USKI TANGE NICHE SE NANGI HO JATI HAI....JANGHO TAK..
DAYA TOH CHAPTA RHI THIII..CHUTNE KE LIYEEE...LEKIN SODHI NE KAS KE PAKPDA HUA THAA...



SODHI SE BARDASH KARNA MUSHKIL HO RHA THAA.....USKI JEANS MEIN SE LUND FAD KAR BAHR AANE KO BETAB HO RHA THAAA.....ISLIYE USNE DAYA KO CHOD DIYAA...
EK PAL KE LIYE DAYA KO LAGA...HASSHH..BACH GAYIII....


LEKIN USKI YE KUSHI JADA DER KE LIYE NHI THIII....KYUN KI SODHI NE PICHE SE USKA PETTICOT UTHA DIYA THA...AUR DAYA SE CHIPAK GAYA THAAA....

JISKI VAJAH SE DAYA KO EK VISHAL LOHE JAISA APNI JANGHON PE MEHSUS HUAA...AUR USSE YE JANNE MEIN JADA WAQT BHI NHI LAGA...KI VO KYA HAI...
VO SODHI KA LUND THA..JO BILKUL TAN KE KHADA THAA......DAYA SOCH HE RHI THI..KI SODHI NE USSE APNE HATH SE NICHE KI TARAF BEND KAR DIYAA...


JISKI WAJAH SE DAYA KI GAND AUR UBHAR KE BAHR KI TARAF AA GYII.....SODHI KE MUH MEIN PANI AA GAYA...
SODHI NE DAYA KI KALI COLOUR KI PENTY KO APNE HATH SE NICHE KAR DIYAA...
AB USKE SAMNE DAYA KI SAAF CHOOT SAMNE THII...
DAYA BESAHAYEE...KUCH NHI KAR PAA RHI THII...USKI ANK SE ANSOO BEHNE LAGE THEEE...



SODHI NE APNI 2 UNGLIYAN LI..AUR CHOOT MEIN GHUSA DII....AUR ANDAR BAHR KARNE LAGA...


DAYA :- AHHHH....NHIII.....PLEAZEEE.....


KUCH DER TAK UNGLIYAN ANDAR BAHR KRNE KE BAAD...BAHR NIKAL LIYAA...
AB BARDASHT KRNA USKE LIYA NAMUMKIN JAISA HO GAYA THAA...


USNE CHOOT PE LUND LAGAYA....AUR EK JHTKA MARA.....JISSE ADHA LUND ANDAR CHALA GAYAA...



DAYA:- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH....HEY MAAA...MATAAJIIIIII.......OHHHHHHHH......


SODHI :- MAZA AYA NA DAYA BAHBHI.....


DAYA KUCH NHI BOLI...


SODHI NE EK AUR DHKKA MARAAA..



DAYA :- UIIIIIIIIIII..OHHHHHH...

AUR LUND CHOOT KI JHAD TAK PAHUCH CHUKA THAA....


BAS BHAI....AB YE JHAT PAGAL HO GAYA...LE DABA DAB DHAKKE....BURI TARAH SEE..


DAYA BURI TARAH HIL RHI THI....USKE CHUCHE AAGE PICHE HO RHE THEE....


SODHI :- AHHHH..OHHH MAZA AA RHA HAI...KYA CHOOT HAII..


DAYA :- SODHI BHAII..RUK JAIYEEE..AHHHHHHH...OHHHH..UIIII MAAAA....


LEKIN APNA SODHI TOH AAJ PURE MOOD MEIN THA....USNE TOH DHAKON KI BARSAT HE KAR DIII...
AB DAYA SE KHADA HONA MUSHKIL HO RHA THA...KYUN KI DHAKKE ITNI TEZ THE..KI USKE PAIR KANP RHE THEEE....


LEKIN SODHI NE DAYA KO PAKAD RKHA THA KAMAR SEE ISLIYE VO NICHE BHI NHI BAITH PAA RHI THII...


SODHI KE DHAKON KI RAFTAR BAD GYI..VO APNE CHARAM SIMA MEIN PAHUCHNE HE VALA THAAA.....



SODHI :- DAYA BHABHIJI.....AHHHH.....
AUR APNA SARA RAS DAYA KI CHOOT KE ANDAR UDHEL DETA HAII....


AUR DAYA KO CHOD DETA HAI..DAYA ZAMEEN PE GIR JATI HAII..
USKI ANKHON SE ANSOO NIKAL RHE THE...LEKIN VO EK DUM PATHAR KI TARAH PADI THI ZAMEEN PARR........


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YE SAB SUN SABKE HOSH UDD JATE HAIN..


JETHALAL KA TOH MUH KHULA KA KHULA REH JATA HAII...


ANJALI ROSHAN MADHVI..RITA....YE SAB SUN KE CHAUNK JATE HAIN......


SABKA EK HE REACTION THA...SABKE MUH KHULE HUE THEE....



AGLA EPISODE BHT GARAM HONE VALA HAI.....


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SABKI ENTRY HO CHUKI THI CLUB HOUSE MEIN....

JI HAN POPATLAL BHI VAHN AA CHUKE THE...JAB GENTS KI NAZAR GATE PAR PADITOH SABKI ANKHEN FAT GYIII....

JI HAN GATE PE KHADI THI...RITA THE REPORTER....


JETHALAL :- RITA TUM YAHN.....

RITA ENTER HOTI HAI...AUR POPATLAL KE SAMNE KHADI HO JATI HAI...


RITA :- HAN MEIN YAHN PAR JETHA BHAI..


JETHALAL :- LEKIN KYUN??

RITA :- VO AAP POPATLAL SE PUCHIYEE...


SAB KI NAZAR POPATLAL PE ATAK JATI HAII.....


POPATLAL APNI JEEBH ANDAR BAHR KARNE LAGTA HAI..LEKIN USKI JABAN NHI KHUL RHI HOTI HAII....


BHIDE :- AB SIRF JEEBH DIKAYEGA...KI BATEYGA BHII...


POPATLAL ISS BAR BOLNA CHALU HO JATA HAI.....
TOH CHLTE HAIN..EK BAR FIR SE FLASHBACK MEIN...POPATLAL KI JUBANII...!!


POPATLAL..........

USS DIN JAB AAP LOGON NE MERA MAZAK UDAYA...THA...TOH MUJHE KAFI GUSSA AA GAYA THA...AAP LOG TOH CHALE GYE THE..LEKIN MEIN VAHIN KHADA RHA....SOCHTA RHA..KISKE PAAS JAUN...TOH MUJHE EK DUM SE YAD AYA...


KI JAB MEIN GHAR SE NIKAL RHA THA TOH MUJHE RITA DIKHAI DII THI..ISKA MATLB HAI KI VO GHAR PE HE THII....TOH MEIN CHAL PADA USKI GHAR KI TARAF........


POPATLAL NE DOOR BELL BAJAI.....LEKIN DOOR NHI KHULA...
USNE DOOR BELL FIR SE BAJAYI...JARIB 10 MIN TAK VO BELL BAJATA RHA....TAB GATE KHULA...


RITA :- NEEND MEIN...KUN HAI ITNI RAAT KO...AUR SAR KARKE UPAR DEKHTI HAI....
POPATLAL TUM ITNI RAAT KOO....
YAHN KAISE....


POPATLAL SIRF USKO DEKHTA HAI....RITA NE EK LONG SHIRT PEHNI THII...JO SIRF GHUTNO TAK THI..USKI NICHE USNE KUCH NHI PEHNA THA.....


SHIRT KE UPAR KE 2 BUTTON KHULE HUE THE...USKA GORE RANG KA SHARIR KAFI SEXY LAG RHA THA USS WAQT...


RITA :- AISE KYA DEKH RHE HOO..


POPATLAL :- RITA KO PICHE HATATA HUA...ANDAR GHUS JATA HAI.....


RITA :- TUMHARI HIMAT KAISE HUI AISE ANDAR ANNE KI GUSSE MEIN BOLTI HAI...


POPATLAL :- KYUN BREAKING NEWS..MEIN NHI AA SKTA KYA...


RITA :- TUMNE ITNI SHARAB PII RAKHI HAI..NIKAL JAOO YAHN SE..AUR APNI UNGLI..DARWAKE KI TARAF KARTI HAII....


POPATLAL DARWAJE KI TARF BADTA HAI..LEKIN BAHR JANNE KI BAJAYE..GATE BAND KAR DETA HAII...


RITA :- CHILLATE HUEE...YE KYA BATAMEZI HAI......


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POPATLAL :- BASS ITNA HE YAD HAI....
AUUR JAB SUBH UTHA TOH RITA BAGL MEIN SOYI PADI THII..AUR MEIN SKE BAGL MEIN.....AUR USKE KEHNE KE ANUSAR MENE...MENE.....


BHIDE :- REHNE DO POPATLAL..HUME PATA HAI TUMNE KYA KIYA HAI...TUM BHI HAMARI TARAH HE NIKLEEE......


ITNA BOLNE KE BAAD KHAMOSHI CHAA JATI HAII.....
KUCH DER BAAD TARAK CHUPPI TODTE HUEE..


TARAK :- ANJALI MERII BAA...


ANJALI :- BASSSSSSSSSSS....ALOMST CHILLATE HUEE....
BASSS TARAK....MUJHE KUCH NHI SUNNA...AB AAP LOG SUNIYE KI KYA BITI HAI HUM PAR...HUM BATATE HAIN..KYA KIYA APNEE...


TARAK :- LEKIN ANJALI SAB KE SAMNE...TUM SOCHO .... ACHA NHI LAGEGA..


ANJALI :- KYUN JO APNE KIYA VO ACHA THA...AB MUJHE KUCH NHI SUNNA...MEIN AUR YE SABHI YAHN PAR BATYENGI KI KYA KIYA APNEE...


SABHI GENTS KI SHAKL PE 12 BAJE HUE THEE..UNHE YE UMID NHI THII..KI AISA KUCH HOGA...


ANJALI :- TOH MEIN BATATI HUN..SABSE PEHLE..KI IYER BHAI NE MERA SATH KYA KIYA...


IYER ANJALI KI TARAF DEKHTA HAI..USKI SHAQL VAISE HE ITNI DARWANI HAI..AUR ISS WAQT TOH USKA AUR BURA HAAL THAA......



TOH CHLTE HAIN...ANJALI KE FLASHBACK MEIN.....


ANJALI .....

ANJALI :- IYER BHAI...AAP YAHN SE JAYOO...ITNI RAAT KO AAP YAHN KYA KAR RHE HOO....


IYER SIRF ANJALI KI TARAF BAD RHA THA...


ANJALI :- PICHE HOTE HUEE...RUK JAIYEE IYER BAHI...RUK JAIYEEE.....


LEKIN IYER BADTA CHALA JAA RHA THA...
ANJALI PICHE PICHE HOTE HUE DIWAR SE TAKRA JATI HAII....


IYER USKE BEHAR KARIB AA JATA HAI..

ANJALI :- IYER BHAI MEIN APKE HATH JODTI HUN...AISA MAT KIJEYE....

IYER NHI SUNTA HAI...AUR EK HE JHATKE MEIN ANJALI KE SHIRT KO PAKAD KE FAD DETA HAI....
ISKI WAJAH SE USKE BUTTON TUT JATE HAIN...AUR SHIRT KHUL JATI HAI..ANDAR BRA TOH PEHNI NHI HOTI HAI USNE...


IYER ANJALI KE GORE GORE....EK DUM TANE HUEE CHUCHE DEKH KE PAGL HO JATA HAI..AUR APNA MUH RAKH KE CHOOSNA CHALU KAR DETA HAII....

ANJALI BAHT KOSISH KARTI HAI...CHUDANE KE LIYE LEKIN VO KAMYAB NHI HO PATI HAII.....VO BASS OHHH....AHH..IYER BHAII CHOD DIJEYE...


LEKIN IYER TOH EK KE BAAD EK CHUCHI KO MUH MEIN LEKE CHOOS RHA THAA.....


ANJALI NE APNI PURI TAKAT LAGA KE IYER KO JHTAKA MARA..ISS BAR IYER ANJALI SE DUR HO GAYA.....

ANJALI KAMRE KI TARAF BHAGI...IYER BHI USKE PICHE BHAGA....

ANJALI JAISE HE KAMRE MEIN PAHUCHI...VO DARWAJA BAND HE KARNE VALI THI..KI IYER NE HATH SE ROK LIYA..DARWAJE KO DHKKA MARA...


DARWAJA KHUL GAYA...AUR ANJALI PICHE KI TARAF GIR GYII...ISS WAQT ANJALI JAMMEN PE GIRI HUI THII....


VO PICHE SIRAK RHI THII....AUR HATH JOD KE BOL RHI THII...PLSS MUJHE CHOD DOO IYER BHAII....


LEKIN IYER KHAN MANNE VALA THA..VO TOH PURE NASHE MEIN THAA....


IYER NE CHLTE CHLTE APNI DHOTI KHOL DI....AB USKA TANNA HUA LUND HAWA MEIN JHUL RHA THA...


ANJALI FATAFT UTHI AUR BATROOM KI TARAF BADI...LEKIN PICHE SE IYER NE USSE PAKAD LIYA.....AUR EK HE JHATKE MEIN...USKA PJAMA GHUTNO TAK KHUCH DIYA....USNE PENTY BHI NHI PEHNI THII.....


IYER NE FATAFT USSE KABZE MEIN LE LIYAA....AB ANJALI IYER KE SAAMNE JHUKI HUI THII.......


ANJALI :- YE PAAP MAT KIJEYE IYER BAHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII......


IYER NE APNA LUND EK HE JHATKE MEIN....PURA KA PURA LUND CHOOT MEIN UTAR DETA HAII....


AUR DHAKKE MARNE LGTA HAI......


ANJALI :- AHHHHHHHHHHHH......OHHHHH...PLSSSS.
MAT KIJEYE.....PLSSSSSS....AHHHHH...

AISE AWAZEIN AA RHI THIII....IYER TOH DHAKKE MARNE MEIN LAGA HUA THA...VO TOH LUND KO ANDAR BAHR ANDAR BAHR KAREE JAA RHA THA...


ANJALI TOH ROYE JAA RHI THII...VO AB KUCH NHI BOL PAA RHIT HIII....


IYER KE DHAKON KI SPEED BAD CHUKI THII...TABHI VO CHILATA HUAAA.....AAAHHH.....AUR APNA SARA PANI ANJALI KI CHOOT MEIN NIKAL DETA HAII......


AUR USKE UPAR HE LUDAK JATA HAII....


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ITNA BOLTE BOLTE...ANJALI KI ANKHONSE ANSOO KI DHARA BEHNE LAGTI HAII...
SABHI LADUES USSE KADHE PE HATH RAKH KE CHUP KARANE KI KOSISH KARNE LAGTI HAI.....


SABHI GENTS IYER KI TARAF DEKHTE HAIN....KHASKAR TARAK....
USKO GUSSA TOH KAFI AA RHA THA..LEKIN VO KUCH NHI BOL RHA THA....USKO PATA THA...KI USNE BHI GALAT KIYA HAI KISI KE SATH.....


IYER TOH KUCH BOLNE KE LAYAK HE NHI THA..YE SUN KEE...USKI TOH HUSSI PUSSI GUL THII...VO BASS AISE HE SUN SA KHADA THA......

ANJALI APNI DUKH BHARI KAHANI BAYAN KAR CHUKI THII.....AUR SAB YE SUN KE HAIRAN THEE....AB AAGE.....!!!

ANJALI KE ANSOO RUKNE KA NAAM NHI LE RHE THEE....SABHI LADIES USSE DILASA DE RHI THII.....


TARAK :- ANJALI CHUP HO JAOOO....


IYER :- ANJALI BHABHI....


BASS ITNA HE BOL PATA HAI...KI MADHVI BOL PADTI HAII....

MADHVI :- AAP LOG KUCH NHI BOLOGE AB...JO BHI BOLNA HAI HUM BOLENGE...AUR MEHTA SAHAB...AAP ANJALI BHABHI KO ROKNE SE MAT ROKIYEE...AB JAB MEIN APKI KAHANI BATAUNGI....TOH AUR ROYENGI YEE...



TARAK :- MADHVI...


BASSSSS......APNA HATH DIKHATE HUEE...MADHVI TARAK KO ROK DETI HAI...AB SUNIE AB SAB LOG KI KYA KIYA INHONE KAL RAAT MEIN...


MADHVI......


FLASHBACK........!!!!


MEHTA SAHAB KITCHEN MEIN KHADE THE ..AUR MADHVI KITCHEN KE DARWAJE KI TARAF KHADI THII...


MADHVI :- MEHTA SAHAB...AAP HOSH MEIN NHI HAI...AAP PLEASE GHAR JAYIEEE.....


TARAK :- AREE GHAR MEIN KYA RAKHA HAI...HUME TOH AAJ YAHN KISI KA RAS PAN KARNA HAI...


MADHVI :- CHIIIIII....MEHTA SAHAB AAP YE KAISI BATEIN KAR RHE HAIN....


TARAK :- KARIB ATA HUAA.....MADHVI KEE....KYUN...AAP NHI KARAYENGI MERI RAS PAN...


MADHVI :- MEHTA SAHAB SHARM KIJEYE...


TARAK :- HAYEEE...ISSI ADA PE TPH DIWANE HAI HUM....
AAJ TOH SARI SHARAM TOD DENGE...KYUN KYA BOLTI HAI...


TARAK MADHVI KE BILKUL KARIB AA JATA HAI...AUR APNA FACE MADHVI KE FACE KI TARAF BADATA HAI...
MADHVI APNA FACE DUSRI TARAF KAR LETI HAII....

AUR APNE HATH SE TAARK KO DHAKKA DE DETI HAI....TARAK THODA PICHE HO JATA HAI...


ITNA HE MAUKA CAHIYE THA...VO APNE KAMRE KI TARAF BHAGNE LAGTI HAI....


TARAK MUSKURATA HAI.....
AREEE KAHIN JAA RHI HO JANEMAN...
AUR USKE PICHE BHAGNE LAGTA HAIII....




MADHVI KAMRE MEIN PAHUCHNE HE VALI THI...KI PICHE SE TARAK NE MADHVI KI GAND KO DABOCH LIYAA..



MADHVI KE MUH SE...AHHHHHHHHHH...MEHTA SAHAB...CHODIYE YE KYA KAR RHE HAIN AAP.....


TARAK USSE ACHI TARAH SE DABOCHNE LAGTA HAI.....MASAL DETA HAI..MADHVI DARD KE KARAN CHILLA RHI THII.....


TABHI TARAK MADHVI KO PICHE SE UTHA LETA HAI....AUR KAMRE MEIN LE CHALTA HAIII....


AUR PLANG PE PATAK DETA HAI......

MADHVI ULTI PALNG PE GIR JATI HAI...USKI ANKON SE ANSOO BEHNE LAGTE HAIN....


MADHVI :- MEHTA SAHAB..PLSSS...RUK JAYEE.....

LEKINMEHTA SAHAB KO HOSH KAHN THA AAJ...


VO TOH APNI PANT KHOL CHUKE THE...AUR USME SE UNHONE NE ...APNA TAGDA MAAL NIKAL LIYA THA..YANI KI UNKA LUND...


MADHVI PALT KE DEKHTI HAI....AUR DEKH KE APNI ANKEHN BAND KAR LETI HAI...


TARAK HASTE HUEE...KYUN PASAND NHI AYA KYA...BHIDE KA ISSE CHOTA HAI ...



MADHVI :- PLSSS MERI BAT SUNIE...AAP ISS WAQT HOSH MEIN NHI HAI..AISA MAT KARIYEE....USKE ANSOO BARABAR BEHNE LAGTE HAIN...



TARAK KO TOH BAS HAWAS SAWAR THII...VO MADHVI KI TAARF BADTA HAI..USSE IAB SABAR NHI HO RHA THA...VO AAGE BADTA HAI...AUR MADHVI KI NIGHTIE KO PAKAD KE UPAR KAR DETA HAI...AAB MADHVI PITH SE NICHE PURI NANGI THII...USKI GORI GORI MOTI MOTI GAND...AUR USKI SUNDAR JANGHEN THIII...AUR EK CHOTI SI RED PENTY...


TARAK BINA WAQT GAWAYEE...PENTY KO KHINCH KE BAHR NIKAL DETA HAI...

MADHVI BACHNE KE LIYE HATH PAIR MAR RHI THII....


LEKIN AB USKA KOI FAIDA NHI THA...TARAK USKE UPAR CHAD CHUKA THA...


MADHVI ...APNA SAR HILA RHI THII..LEKIN VO KUCH NHI KAR PAA RHI THIII....


MADHVI :- MEHTA........AHHHHHHHHHH..OHHHHHH...
PLSSSSSS....


JI HAN..TARAK NE NICHE SE APNA LUND MADHVI KI CHOOT KE ANDAR GUSSA DIYA THA....PURA KA PURA EK HE BAR MEIN....MADHVI KI SANSEIN ATAK GYI THIII.....



VO APNI GARDAN IDHAR UDHAR HILA RHI THIII..



AB TARAK NE USKI GARDAN KO APNE HATHON SE PAKAD LIYA..AUR MUH KO PLANG PE DABA DIYAA....


AUR LAGANE SHURU KAR DIYE TABBAD TOD DHAKKE....LUND CHOOT KE ANDAR BAHR ANDAR BHAR HONA SHURU HO GAYA THAA...



PLANG BHI BURI TARAH HIL RHA THA...
VO KYA KAREIN JANAB..PLANG BHIDE KE JAMANE KA HAI NA ISLIYEE....


HAN TOH...DHAKKE BAHT TEZI SE LAG RHE THE...MADHVI KI AWAZEIN SIRF......UHMMMMM....AISI HE AA RHI THII..USSE SANS LENE MEIN TAKLEEF HO RHI THII.....


LEKIN KUCH HE DHAKON KE BAAD SHANTI CHA GYII...MANO YAHN KUCH HUA HE NAA HOO.....



JI HAN TARAK NE APNA RAS MADHVI KI CHOOT KE ANDAR HE CHOD DIYA THA....AUR USKE UPAR SE HATH KAR...SIDE MEIN LAIT GAYA THA....


MADHVI APNI GARDAN UPAR KARTI HAI...AUR JOR JOR SE RONE LAGTI HAI...USKI ANDAR TAK ATMA TUT GYII THIII.....USKE ANSOO RUKNE KA NAAM HE NHI LE RHE THEE......



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MADHVI BHI BOLTE BOLTE ANSOO BAHANE LAGTI HAI..


KOI KUCH NHI BOLTA...KUCH DER KE LIYE SHANTI EK BAR FIR SE CHAA JATI HAII....


BHIDE TARAK KI TARAF DEKH RHA THA...TARAK ANJALI KI TAARF DEKH RHA THA...AUR ANJALI NE DUSRI TARAF MUH MOD RAKHA THA.....


BHIDE :- MEHTA SAHAB...AISA KIYA APNE...MUJHE TOH VISHWAS NHI HO RHA HAII...

BHIDE SE CHUP NHI HUE JAA RHA THA..ISLIYE USNE TARAK KO BOL DIYAA....



AAP JADA MAT BOLIYE...APNE KUCH KAM KHEL NHI DIKHAEE HAIN...


BHIDE AWAJ KI TARF DEKHTA HAI....


AWAJ ROSHAN KI THII..JO USSE GUSSE BHARI NAZROON SE DEKH RHI THII....

ANJALI AUR MADHVI APNI DARD NAAK KAHANI...BAYAN KAR CHUKI THII....AUR MAHDVI KE KAHANI SUN KE..BHIDE BHAVUK HOKE..TARAK KO BOLNE LGTA HAI..KI TABHI ROSHAN USSE BICH MEIN ROK DETI HAI...AB AAGE.....!!!!


ROSHAN :- BHIDE BHAI...AAP NE KUN SA MAHAN KAM KIYA HAI..JO AAP MEHTA SAHAB KO BOL RHE HAIN.....


BHIDE ROSHAN KI ANKHON MEIN DEKHTA HAI....ROSHAN KI ANKHON MEIN GUSSA SAAF JHALAK RHA THA....


ROSHAN :- AB MEIN BATATI HUN...KI APNE KYA KIYA HAI MERE SATH BAVA..KAL RAAT KO....


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ROSHAN.....


USS RAAT BHIDE SOFE KE PAAS BAITHA THA...AUR ROSHAN SAMNE KHADI THII...


ROSHAN :- BHIDE BHAI...BAHT RAAT HO GYI HAI...APKO GHAR JANA CAHIYE BAVA...


BHIDE :- GHAR PE HE TOH HUN....


ROSHAN :- KUCH ATPATA SA LGTA HAI USSE..FIR BHI EK SMILE KE SATH...
HAN VAISE TOH APKA HE GHAR HAI..LEKIN AVHI KYA HAI NA..RAAT HO GYII HAI...TOH APKO APNE GHAR JANA CAHIYE THE...

ROSHAN BHIDE KO GHAR SE BAHR BHEJNE MEIN LAGI HUI THII..KYUN KI VO JANTI THII..KI USNE KAFI SHARAB PII RKHI HAI..AUR SODHI BHI GHAR PE NHI HAII...


BHIDE KHADA HOTA HAI....ROSHAN KI TARAF DEKH KE SMILE DETA HAI...AUR GATE KI TARAF BADH JATA HAI.......

ROSHAN KO YE DEKH KE KI BHIDE BHAI JAA RHE HAIN...TOH USSE SUKUN MILTA HAI..
AUR TABHI GATE BAND HONE KI AWAJ ATI HAI....ROSHAN KE MUH PE EK SANTUSTI VALI SMILE AA JATI HAI.....


LEKIN AGLE HE PAL......USKE MUH SE EK AWAJ......OHHHHHHHHHHH....BAVAAAAAAA...
BHIDE NE PICHE SE AAKE KAS KE PAKAD LIYA THA....BHIDE KE HATH PICHE SE HOTE HUEE...ROSHAN KE PAIT PAR THE...AUR USKE HONTH ROSHAN KE NANGE SHULDERS PEE...



JI HAN JAB BHIDE JAA RHA THA...TOH ROSHAN KI PITH THI USKI TARAF....JAB DAWAJA BAND HUA TOH ROSHAN KO LAGA..KI BHIDE BAHR CHALA GAYA....LEKIN HUA USKA ULTA HEE.....


ROSHAN :- BHIDE BHAI YE AAP KYA KAR RHE HAIN...
VO CHATPTA RHI THII...


BHIDE NE AB APNE HATH PAIT SE HATA KE...ROSHAN KE CHUCHON PE RAKH DIYE THEE.....


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....BHIDE BHAI....NAHII BAVA.....YE KYA KAR RHE HAIN AAPP......ROSHAN HATNE KI KOSISH KR RHI THIII.....



LEKIN BHIDE TOH ROSHAN KE CHUCHON KO DABA NHI RHA THA...BALKI MASAL RHA THA..JAISE KISI FRUIT MEIN SE JUICE NIKALNA HOOO.......BADI HE BEHRAMI SE VO KAPDON KE UPAR SE CHUCHON KO DABA RHA THA....



AHHHHHHHHHHHH..OHHHHHHHH..UIIIIIII..
PLSSSSSSSS...MAT KIJEYEE........
ROSHAN HATH HATANE KI KOSHISH KAR RHI THI ..LEKIN BHIDE NE KAFI MAJBUTI SE PAKDA HUA THAA.......



BHIDE KA LUND ROSHAN KI GAND SE SAT RHA THA...VO BHI APNA VIKRAL ROOP LE CHUKA THAA.....


ROSHAN KO USKA LUND CHUB RHA THA...LEKIN VO KUCH NHI KAR PAA RHI THIII....



TABHI ROSHAN NE KUCH AISA KIYA..JO BHIDE KI SAMJH SE BAHR THAA.......


ROSHAN :- BHIDE BHAI...ARAM SE KIJEYE NAA..AHHHH...MAZA TOH AA RHA HAI..LEKIN DARD HO RHA HAI...THODA ARAM SE PLSS...OHHHH.H....BAVVVAAAAA..


BHIDE YE SUN KE KUSH HO JATA HAI..THOA SA CAHUNKTA BHI HAI..LEKIN ISS PAL KO KUSH THA..ISLIYE JADA DHYAN NHI DETAA....


AB VO ARAM SE DABA RHA THA ROSHAN KE CHUCHE...AUR APNI KAMAR HILA KAR...KAPDON KE UPAR SE HE..ROSHAN KI GAND MAR RHA THA....

MAHOL KAFI GARAM HO CHUKA THA...BHIDE TOH ITNA GARA THA...KI USSE AB RHA NHI JAA RHA THA...DUSRI TARAF ROSHAN BHI....AHHHH..AISE HEE...OHHHH....


AB BHIDE KI PAKAD CHUCHON SE AJAD HO CHUKI THII..USKE HATH GAND PE CHALE GYE THE....AUR VO DHAKKE LAGATE HUEE...GAND KO APNE HATON SE MASALTA HAI....


TABHI ...... TABHI JO HUA....KI EK BAAR FIR SE BHIDE KO ANDAZA NHI THA KI YE HOGAA...


ROSHAN NE BHIDE KO PICHE DHAKA DE DIYA THA...JISSE BHIDE PICHE RAKHI DINNING TABLE SE TAKRA GAYA AUR USKI PITH MEIN LAG GYIII....


YAHI MAUKA THA..TABHI ROSHAN ANDAR KAMRE KI VAJAYEE...BAHR JANNE LAGI......
BHIDE ZAMEEN PE GIRA HUA THA...


ROSHAN BHAGTE HUE GATE KE PASS PAHUCHTI HAI..AUR AHHHHHHHHHHH...KI AWAJ GUNJ UTHI HAI..PURE KAMRE MEIN.....


BHIDE NE ROSHAN KA PAIR PAKAD KE GIRA DIYA THA..JISKI VAJAH SE ROSHAN KI CHEENK NIKAL GYI THII....



BHIDE :- SALI...MUJHSE CHALAKI KARTI HAI...EK SHIKSHAK SE CHEATING.....ABHI TOH BADE MAZE LEKE...MAZE KAR RHI THII..




ROSHAN :- DARD MEIN.....MEIN AISA SOCH BHI NHI SAKTI..VO TOH MEIN..BHAGNE KE LIYE AHHHHHHHHHHH.....


BHIDE PICHE SE AAKE ROSHAN KI GAND PE TAMACHE LAGANE LAGTA HAI.....

BHIDE :- AB DEKH AISA HAAL KARUNGA TERA..KI EK SHISKSHAK SE CHEATING KRNA BHUL JAYEGII....


BHIDE APNI PENT KHOL DETA HAI....AUR NICHE SE NANGA HO JATA HAI......



ROSHAN ABHI BHI ZAMEEN PAR PADI THII...GIRNE KI VAJAH SE USKI NIGHTIE UPAR KI TARAF HO GYI THII...
ISLIYE USKI GORI JANGHEN...AUR PENTY DIKH RHI THII...

BHIDE NE FATAK SE PENTY KO KHICH BAHR NIKALA......
AUR FIR SE DO CHAR JAHAPD JHAD DIYE USKI GAND PEE.....



ROSHAN KE MUH SE FIR SE EK AHHHHHH NIKALI...


BHIDE :- DEKH TERI GAND...HAYEEE...LAL HO GYI..HAI.....KITNI MAST HAI RE TUU...AAJ TOH SABSE PEHLE TERI GAND MARUNGA...



ROSHAN :- CHILATE HUEE...NHIIIIIIII..PLSSS BHIDE BHAI AISA MAT KRO.....


LEKIN BHIDE KAHN MAANE VALA THA...VO ROSHAN KE UPAR LETA ..AUR LAGA DIYA GAND PE LUND.....AUR SURRRRRRRR.....


ADHA LUND GAAN KE ANDAR.....
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...OHHHHH....
NIKALO......PLSSSSSSSSSSSSS...UIII...


ROSHAN DARD KE MARRE CHATPATA RHI THII...


BHIDE :- AREE WAH EK HE BAR MEIN ADHA LUND.....KAFI BAJWATI HOGI....AUR FIR SE EK AUR DHAKAAA...


ISS BAR ROSHAN KI AWAJ KAFI THIIII....


LEKIN BHIDE ISS BAAT KI PARWAH KIYE BINA...APNE DHAKKE LAGANE MEIN MAGN THA...


AB GAND MEIN LUND SUR SUR KARTA HUN ANDAR BAHR....


ROSHAN SIRF....UIIIII..OHHHH..KR RHI THII..AUR USKI ANKH MEIN SE ANSOO BHI AA RHE THE...



BHIDE :- AHHHH OHH...MEIN GAYA...MEIN GAYAAAA....
AUR SARA PANI CHOD DETA HAI GAND MEIN HE ROSHAN KEEE...



AUR APNA LUND BAHR NIKAL LETA HAI..ROSHAN ZAMEEN PAR PADI ANSOO BAHA RHI THII...


BHIDE KHADA HOTA HUAA...


BHIDE :- KAISA LAGA JANEMAN....


ROSHAN KUCH NHI BOLI.....


BHIDE :- AREE BTA NA..KAISA LAGA...


ISS BAR BHI ROSHAN KUCH NHI BOLI.....


BHIDE KO GUSSA AA JATA HAI...VO ROSHAN KO ZAMEEN SE UTHATA HAI....


AUR APNI BAHON MEIN JAKAD LETA HAI...



ROSHAN :- AB KYA CAHIYE TUMHE....KAR LIYA JO KRNA THA...ANSOO BEHNE LAGTE HAIN USKI ANKHON SE...


BHIDE HASTA HUAA....AREE MERI JAAN ABHI TOH BAHT KUCH BAKI HAI..


ROSHAN YE SUN KE HAIRAN HO JATI HAI...



ISSE PEHLE KI VO KUCH BOLTI...BHIDE USSE GODI MEIN UTHA KE KAMRE KI TARAF LE CHLTA HAI...



ROSHAN :- CHOD DO MUJHE BHIDE BHAI...AAB KYA KARNA HAI...
VO SHAGARSH KAR RHI THII APNE AAP KO CHUDANE KII..LEKIN SAFAL NHI HO PAA RHII THII...


SHAYD AAJ USKA DIN NHI THAA...ISLIYEE...


ROSHAN KO PLANG PE FAINK DETA HAI...BHIDE....AUR USKE UPAR CHAD JATA HAI.....


VO ROSHAN KI NIGHTIE KI TARAF HATH BADTA HAI....
ROSHAN APNE CHUCHON KE UPAR SE NIGHTIE KO KHAS KE PAKDE BAITHI HOTI HAI....BHIDE USKA HATH SIDE KARTA HAI....AUR SERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR....KI AWAJ AA TI HAII...


BHIDE ROSHAN KO CHUCHON KO UPAR SE AJAD KAR DETA HAI...MATLB USKI NIGITE KO FADD DETA HAI....
AB ROSHAN KE GOL GOL MULAYAM BADE BADE CHUCHE BHIDE KE SAMNE HOTE HAIN...

VO UNHE MUH MEIN LE LETA HAI...AUR UNHE CHOOSNE LGTA HAI...


ROSHAN TOH BHIDE KA SAR HATANE KI KOSISH KAR RHI HOTI HAI...LEKIN HATA NHI PATI...


IDHAR BHIDE KA FIR SE EK BAR KHADA HO CHUKA THA....

USNE CHOOSNA BAND KIYA...ROSHAN KI ANKHON MEIN DEKHA....AUR APNA LUND CHOOT PE SET KIYA....AUR FIR EK JORDAR DHAKKE SE....CHOT KA UDGHATAN KAR DIYA..BHIDE KE LUND NEE...


PURA KA PURA EK HE BAR MEIN ANADAR...
SURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR......


ROSHAN :- OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...UIIIIIII..
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......
AUR APNE DONO HATON SE CHADAR PAKAD LETI HAI...AUR APNA MUH DABA LETI HAI...PLANG MEIN....



BHIDE TOH DHAKKE LAGANE MEIN MAST HO CHUKA THAA......HAR DHAKKE KE SATH ROSHAN KE CHUCHE UPAR NICHE HO RHE THEE......


LUND BADI TEZ RAFTAR SE ANDAR BAHR HO RHA THA.....PURA ANDAR JATA AUR PURA BAHR ATA....


BHIDE :- AOOHHHH...KYA CHOOOT HAIA...AHHHH...MUJHSE TOH AB RHA NHIII JAA RHAA...MEIN TOH GAAYAYAA....
AUR APNI SARA RAS CHUT MEIN DAAL DETA HAI.....
TOOFAN THAM CHUKA THA.....BHIDE SIDE MEIN HOKE LAIT GAYA....
AUR ROSHAN APNE AAP KO SIKOD KE LAIT GYII....AUR ANKHON SE ANSOO KI DHARA BEHNE LAGIIIIIIIIIIIIII.....



BACK TOH LIVE....


SAB YE VARDAT SUN KE DANG THE....BHIDE TOH BAHT HE JADA....
SODHI KA CEHRA AISA THA...JAISE VO ABHI BHIDE KO MAR DALLE...


AUR USNE KIYA BHI KUCH AISA HEE.....


VO BHAGA BHIDE KI TARAF USSE MARNE...LEKIN BICH MEIN TARAK JETHALAL AUR IYER NE ROK LIYAA....


BHIDE TOH DAR KE MARRE POPATLAL KE PICHE CHUP GAYA THAA....


TARAK :- SODHI SHANT HO JAAA..


SODHI :- KAISE SHANT HO JAUN MEHTA SAHAB...SUNA NHI AAPNE KYA KIYA HAI ISNEE..



JETHALAL:- BHAI SHANT HO JAA.....TU SHANTI RAKH...


SODHI :- AAJ MEIN ISSE ZINDA NHI CHODUNGA...


TABHI ..


ROSHAN :- SHANT HO JAA ROSHAN...

SOHI ROSHAN KI AWAJ SUN KE SHANT HO JATA HAI...


ROSHAN :- KYUN GUSS KAR RHA HAI...SUNA NHI GAYA NA...
LEKIN BHIDE BHAI JITNE MUJRIM HAI..TU BHI UTNA HE HAI...
TUNE BHI TOH DAYA BHABHI KE SATH..

VO CHUP HO JATI HAII....

EK BAR FIR SE SANATA CHAA JATA HAI..
SODHI ROSHAN KI YE BAAT SUN KE USKI TARAF DEKHNE LGTA HAI.....


TO BE CONTINUED......!!!!!