TARAK :- HAN ANJALI...DEKHO JALD BAZI MEIN KOI FAISLA MAT LOOO....
HUM JANTE HAIN..KI HUMSE JO GALTI HUI HAI..VO BAHT BADI HAII..LEKIN ISKA MATLB YE NHI KI SIDHA BOL DIYA TALAK...
YE GALAT HAII...
IYER :- BILKUL SAHI KHA MEHTA SAHAB APNEE...
AAP SAB LOG EK BAR SOCHO TOH SAHI..KOI AISE KYA DIVORSE DETA HAII...
SODHI :- ROSHAN MERI JAAN...TU MUJHE CHOD KE CHALI JAYEGII..
ROSHAN :- HAN BILKUL CHOD DUNGII...
ANJALI :- DEKHIYE TARAK....
HUME APSE AB KOI BAAT NHI KRNII..
HUM NE APNA FAISLA LE LIYA HAI...
AB TOH CHACHAJI KE SAMNE SARI BATEIN HONGII..
BHIDE :- AHOOO MADHVI...BAAT KO SAMJHOO...
AISA NHI HO SKTAAAA..
MADHVI :- KYUN NHI HO SKTAA...
BASS APKO SIGN HE TOH KRNE HAIN...
VAISE BHI AAP LOGON KO AKELE AKLE PARTY KRNI HOTI HAI..
BEKAR MEIN HUMSE JOOTH BOL KE JANA PADTA HAI..KITNI MEHNAT KA KAM HAI YEEE..
AUR FIR HAN NASHE MEIN AAKE...
KAL RAAT JAISI GANDI HARKAT KAROOO....
POPATLAL :- HASSHH MEIN TOH BACH GAYA FIRR...
YE BAAT RITA SUN LETI HAIII...
RITA :- POPATLAL....TUM NHI BACHE HOO...
TUMHE TOH MEIN AISA SABAK SIKHAUNGI ... KI PATA CHALEGAA...
POPATLAL KI SITTI BITTI GUL HO JATI HAII...
JETHALAL :- MEHTA SAHAB....
AAP MERI FIRE BERIGADE HOO....YAHN ITNI BADI AAG LAG GYI HAII..
AUR AAP CHUP CHAP KHADE HOOO....
ISS AAG KO BHUJAOO..
NHI TOH BAPUJI MERI JINDAGI AAG LGA KE KHAK KR DENGEE.....SOCHIE KUCH...
TARAK :- JETHALAL....TUMHARE SATH AAJ MERI BHI ZINDAGI MEIN AAG LAG CHUKI HAII..
ISKO BHUJANE KE LIYE KOI AUR CAHIYEE....
BHIDE :- MEHTA SAHAB...AAP AISA KAHENGEE...TOH HUMARA KYA HOGAA..
KUCH TOH KIJEYE...
SODHI :- HAN MEHTA SAHAB...AAB APNE KUCH NHI KIYA...
TOH HAMARI ZINDAGI KI AISI KI TAISI HO JAYEGII......
TARAK :- MEIN KOSISH KRTA HUN...
LEKIN AAP SAB LOG BHI MERA BRABAR SATH DENAAA....
JETHALAL :- HAN AAP CHINTA NAA KAREE...
LADIES SAB KE SAB EK KONE MEIN GROUP BANA KE KHADI THII....
ANJALI KE DEICISION KE BAAD KOI BHI VAHN BOLNA NHI CHTA THAA......
TARAK :- DEKHO ANJALI....
HAMARI EK BAR BAAT TOH SUN LOO....
ANJALI :- KYA SUNO TARAKK....
ANJALI KI ANKH MEIN HALKE ANSOO THEE...
TARAK :- EK BAAR PLEASE....
HAMARI BAAT TOH SUNOO...
KAM SE KAM APNE DECSION KO EK BAAR SOCHOO...JO KADAM TUM UTHA RHE HOO...VO BHT GALT HAIII....
ANJALI :- GALT HAI....YE AAP BOL RHE HAIN...
AAP LOGON NE HAMARI BHAVNAUN KE SATH KHELA HAIII.....
PARTY MEIN JAANNE KE LIYE HE APNE USS DIN GHAR SZAYA THA..ITNA ROMANTIC MOOD MEIN THE...AUR ITNE PYAR KIYA THAA.....
SIRF EK PARTY KE LIYEE..
ISKA MATLB VO SAB JUTH THA...EK DIKHAWA THAAAA...
TARAK :- DEKHO AISA KUCH NHI HAII..MEIN TU..
BASS ITNA HE BOL PATA HAII....
DAYA :- KYA ANJALI BHABHI...
AAP KE SATH BHI AISA HUA THAA..
ANJALI :- AAP KE SATH BHI KA MTLB AAP KE SATH BHI SAME AISA HE HUA THAA...
DAYA :- HEY MAA MATAJI....
MERI MAA KO JAB YE SAB PATA CHLEGA TOH VO KYA SOCHEGIII...
BABITA :- AREE ANJALI BHABHI..AUR DAYA BHABI...YE SAB AAP DONO KE SATH NHIII..BALKI MERE SATH BHI HUA THAAA....
ANJALI AUR DAYA KE MUH KHUL JATE HAIN..
ROSHAN :- AREE BABITA..AAP TENNO KE SATH SATH..MERE SATH BHI AISE HE HUA THA BAVAA...
MADHVI :- AUR MERE SATH BHI SAME AISA HE HUA THAA...
DAYA :- YE KYAA....
SAB KE SATH EK JAISA.....YE TOH BADE TAJUB KI BAAT HAII..
ANJALI :- AREE DAYA BHABHI...
AAP BADI BHOLI HAII..YE TAJUB KI BAAT NHI HAII....YE SAB IN GENTS KA IDEA THAA...HUME KUSH KRNE KAA..JISSE HUM INKO ARAM SE PERMISSION DE DEIN...AUR YE JAA SAKE PARTY MEINN.....
DAYA :- HEEYYYY MAAAA MATAJIII....
ITNA BADA PAAP...LEKIN YE IDEEAA..KISKA THAA....
IYER :- JETHALAL KAAAA...
JETHALAL :- IYER BHAII..
AKAL HAI AAP MEIN..
BABITA :- JETHA JI AAP KAA...MUJHE APSE YE EXPECTED NHI THAA..
SODHI :- AEE IYER CHUP KAR NAA..
ISME JETHA PRA KA KOI DOSH NHI HAII..
HAMI TOH SABNE BHARI THIII.....
JETHALAL :- YE IYER BHAI KO NHI PATA NA LEKIN...INHE TOH BAS BICH MEIN...APNA THOBADA KHOLNE SE MTLB HAI..CHAPLI KHIN KEE....
JETHALAL :- DAYA...MEIN TUJHE BAHT PYAR KARTA HUN....
MEIN MNTA HUN..USS DIN MENE JANNE KE LIYE KIAAA..VO SAB.
LEKIN MERA PYAR BILKUL SACHA THA....
AUR VO AAGE BADTA HUA DAYA KA HATH PAKAD LETA HAI....
JETHALAL KI ANKHON MEIN SACHAI NAZAR AA RHI THII DAYA KOO...ISLIYE DONO EK DUSRE KI ANKHON MEIN GUM HO GYE THEEEE.....
TARAK :- ANJALI...TUM BILKUL THEK HOO...
MEIN YE BOL HE NHI RHA ...TUM KAHIN SE BHI GALAT HOO....
LEKIN MERA PYAR...BILKUL SACHA HAI...
MEIN TUMHE TAHE DIL SE PYAR KRTA HUN...
AUR USS DIN BHII..MERE ANDAR VAHI PYAR THAAA....
MENE TUMSE JOOTH BOLA....LEKIN MERA PYAR JOOTHA NHI THAAA.....
TARAK AAGE BADH KAR APNE HATON SE ANJALI KE KANDHON KO PAKAD KAR YE BOLTA HAII....AUR YE DONO BHI EK DUSRE KI ANKHON MEIN KHO JATE HAIN....
BHIDE :- MADHVI...TUMHE LGTA HAI...MEIN TUMSE PYAR NHI KRTAA....
USS DIN VO WIGG VO SAB MENE TUMHARE LIYE HE KIYAAA...
HAN MEIN MANTA HUN MERA USME APNA SWART THAA...LEKIN MENE VO SAB SACCHE MAN SE TUMHARE HONTON PE HASSI AA JAYEE..ISLIYE KIYAA...
MERA MAKSAD TUMHE JOOTH BOLNE KA KATIYEE NHI THAA...MERE ZINDAGI TOH TUM HE HOO....MERE TUMHARA AUR SONO KE ALWA HAI HE KON IS DUNIA MEIN....
BHIDE KI ANKHEN NAM HO GYII THI YE BOLTE HUEE...AUR MADHVI KI BHIII...DONO BAS EK DUSRE KO DEKHE JAA RHE THEE..
IYER :- BABITA....TUMHE LGTA HAI..MEIN TUMSE PYAR NHI KRTA..TUMHE DHOKA DIYA HAII...TUMHE PATA HAI..USS DIN MEIN OFFICE SE SIRF TUMHARE LIYE
AYA THAA...KYUN KI MUJHE PATA THA..MEIN TUMHE VO KUSHI NHI DE PAA RHA HUN...JISKI TUM HAQDAR HOO...ISLIYE MENE USS DIN DIL SE TUMHE PYAR DENE
KI KOSISH KARRII...
MEIN TUMSE BAHT PYAR KRTA HUN DEARR.....
BABITA ANKHE JHUKAYEE SAB SUN RHII THII...AUR IYER BASS USSE HE DEKHE JAA RHA THAA...
SODHI :- ROSHAN MERI JAAN...TUJHE TOH PATA HAII..KI MEIN TUJHSE KITNA PYAR KRTA HUN...TUJHE TOH YE SHAQ HONA HE NHI CAHIYEE KI MEIN TUJHSE PYAR
NHI KRTAA...TERE ALWA MEIN KISI DUSRI AURAT KI TARAF DEKH BHI NHI SKTAA...
MEIN TOH TUJHSE BHT PYAR KRTA HUN...
TU HE TOH MERI JAAN HAAI....TERE LIYE HE TOH MEIN ITNI MEHNAT KARTA HUN..KI DUNIYA KI SARRI KHUSIYAN TUJHE DE SAKUN...
SODHI ROSHAN KE BEHAD KARIB AA KARR...USKE KANDHE PE HATH RAKH KE YE SAB BOLTA HAI..
DONO KI NAZRE APAS MEIN MILI HUII THIII.....
POPATLAL :- RITA MUJHE MAAF KAR DOO...
MEIN YE SAB NHI KRNA CAHTA THAA...PATA NHI KAISE...
TUMHE PATA HAI..MEIN KITNA SHARIF ADMI HUN...MERA MATLAB HAI..LADKA HUN..
KUWARA HONE KE BAAD BHII..MENE AAJ TAK KISI BHI AURAT KO BURI NAZAR SE NHI DEKHA HAII....
KAL RAAT MEIN TUMHARE PAASS KAISE AYA ..MUJHE KHUD KO NHI PATAA....
RITA BAS USKI BAAT KO GAUR SE SUN RHI THII....
DEKHA JAYEEE.....TOH ISS WAQT CLUB HOUSE MEIN PYAR HE PYAR BHARA THAA..
SAB EK DUSRE KI ANKHON MEIN BHT HE JADA PYAR THA...
AUR HO BHI KYUN NA....VO SACHI MEIN EK DUSRE SE BAHT PYAR KRTE HAIN..
UNKI ANKHON MEIN SAAF DIKHAI DE RHA THAAAA.....
LEKIN ABHI BALA TALLI NHI HAII...
ABHI TOH JAB RAAT VALI BAAT KA KISSA KHULEGAA....JAB DEKHTE HAIN...KAISE MANAYENGE YE SARE
PATI APNI APNI BIWIYUN...
DEKHNE VALI BAAT TOH HOGII....
TOH DEKHIEYEGA MERE SATH..
BADA HE PYAR BHARA MAHOL HO CHUKA THA CLUB HOUSE MEIN...AB AGGE....!!
JETHALAL AUR SABHI GENTS ABHI BHI APNI APNI BIWIYUN KE SAMNE PYAR SE KHADE THE...
AUR SAB INTEZAR KAR RHE THE KI KAB UNKI BIWIYAN UNHE MAAF KARENGI....
LEKIN UNHE YE BHI PATA THA...KI YE ASAN NHI HAII...ITNI JALDI TOH NHI MANENGE YE
SARREE....
PURE CLUB HOUSE MEIN AISA MAHOL THA..JAISA VAHN KOI HO NAA...
LEKIN FIR ISSS MAHOL KO BIGADTE HUEE...RITA BOL PADII...
RITA :- DAYA BHABHI....AAP LOG SAB AISE KYUN KHADE HOO.....AAP LOG INKI BATON MEIN
AA GAYE KYAA????
RITA KI BAAT SUN KE SAB KO JAISE HOSH AA GAYA HOO....AUR SAB APNE APNE PATIYON SE
DUR HO GYII....
JETHALAL :- UFF...YE RITA...SARA KAM KHARAB KARNE PAR LAGI HAIII....JAB ISKI LADAI
POPATLAL SE HAI TOH USSE KAREE NAA...HAMARI BHUJAI HUI AAG MEIN KYUN TEL DAAL RHI
HAI....
BAHT HE DHERE SE BOLTA HAI...JISSE SIRF TARAK SUN PATA HAII...
TARAK :- RITA...TUMHE HUMSE KYA PROBLEM HAI BHAI...TUM POPATLAL KO PAKDO NA..AUR
USKE SATH JO KARNA HAI VO KAROO...
POPATLAL :- HADBADTA HUAA.....BHAI MEHTA SAHAB..JO KRNA HAI VO KROO..KA KYA MATLB.
AAP KYA KEHNA CAHTE HO....
TARAK :- AREEE MERA MATLB HAI...KI SO SAZA DENA HAI DOO....HUMARI KYUN BAND BAJANE
MEIN LAGI HUI HOO....
ANJALI :- SAZA SIRF POPAT BHAI..KO NHII...AAP SAB LOGON KO MILEGII..
BHIDE :- DEKHIYE ANJALI BHABHI...HUM HE SAZA SE INKAR NHI HAII...LEKIN AAP APNI BAS
VO DIVORCE VALI SAZA KO CANCEL KAR DIJEYE...
SODHI :- HAN ROSHAN...DEKH TUJHE VO CANCEL KARNI HE HOGII...
TARAK :- ANJALI TUMHE ABHI BHI SHAQ HAI...KI HUM TUMSE SACHA PYAR NHI KARTEE..
JETHALAL :- HAN....DAYA...DEKH MERI TARAF ...TUJHE LAGTA HAI..KI MEIN AISA KAR
SAKTA HUNN...KI MEIN TUJHSE PYAR NA KARUN...TU HE TOH MERI ZINDAGI HAII...
ANJALI :- JETHA BHAI...HUM AAP LOGON PAR SHAQ NHI KAR RHE HAIN..KI AAP HUMSE PYAR
NHI KARTEE....
TARAK :- TOH FIR??
ANJALI :- JOO AAP LOGON NE KAL RAAT KIYAA...KYA VO THEK THA...SOCHIE AAP SAB?
ANJALI KI YE KEHTE HE SABHI GENTS KI BOLTI BAND HO GYII...
JETHALAL TARAK KI TARAF....AUR TARAK JETHALAL KI TARAF...DEKHNE LAGEE..MANO EK
DUSRE SE ISKA JAWAB MANG RHE HOO...ITNE MEIN YE LOG SOCHTE KI KYA BOLNA HAI..IYER
BHAI SAHAB BOL PADE...
IYER :- DEKHIYE ANJALI BHABHI...HUM MANTE HAIN..KI VO SAB BAHT GALAT KIYA HUM LOGON
NE....HUME AISA NHI KARNA CAHIYE THAA...LEKIN KYA KARTE ... VO NASHE MEIN PATA HE
NHI CHALA....
BABITA :- TOH ITNA NASHA KARNE KO KISNE KAHA THAA....AAP LOG NHI JANTE KYA KYA KIYA
HAI AAP LOGON NE KAL RAAT KOOO.....
ROSHAN :- VAISE BHI INHE PATA HE HOGA..KYA KIYA HAI IN SAB NE RAAT MEIN...SUBH HAMARI
HALAT DEKH KE SAMJH GAYE HONGEE...KYUN...
MADHVI :- HAN BILKUL.....IN SAB NE JO KIYA USKA PATA TOH HOGA HE INHEE....
TARAK :- DEKHIYE HUM LOGON KO KUCH YAA NHI HAII..KI HUMNE KYA KIYA RAAT KO...SUBH
AAP LOGON KO DEKH KE TOH HUM SAB KHUD HAIRAN HAI..KI YE SAB KAISE HUAA...
DAYA :- HAN TOH BARABAR HAI NAA...KAISE YAAD RAHEGA...PIIEE JO ITNI RAKHI THII KAL.
BABITA :- ITS JUST AWFUL U ALL GUYSS....ITNI BHI KOI PITA HAI..KI DUSRON KI WIFES KE
SATH...CHIIIII....
ISS LINE KE BOLNE KE BAAD.....SABHI GAND FAT CHUKI THII....KYUN KI SABKO LAG RHA THA
KI AAB UNKA BACHA MUSHKIL HE NHI HAI....BALKI NAMUMKIN HAII...
LEKIN TABHI JETHALAL KI DIMAG KI BATTI JAL GYIII......USNE SOCH LIYA KI ISS PINE VALI
BAAT PAR SE KAISE CHUTKARA PAYA JAYEEE....
JETHALAL :- ITNA PINE KI BHI EK BAHT BADI WAJAH HAI...
TARAK AUR SABHI USKI TARAF DEKHNE LAGEE...
DAYA :- KYAA...
JETHALAL :- HAN...AUR VO..
DAYA :- KYA HAI...BOLIYE ..BOLIYEE....BOLTE KYUN NHIII...BOLIYE NAAAAA...
JETHALAL :- HAN BHAIII....TU SHANT RAHEGII TOH BOLUNGA NAA...SHANT REH ..
DAYA :- OHH SORRY....!!
JETHALAL :- HAN TOH HAMARI ITNI PINE KI VAJAH HAI....YE POPATLAL....
POPATLAL APNA NAAM SUN KE HILLL JATA HAI...AUR VO JETHALAL KI TARAF DEKHNE LAGTA
HAII.....
POPATLAL :- BHAI POPATLAL...MEIN...MENE KYA KIYAA..PIII TOH AAP LOGON NE KHUD THII.
JETHALAL :- BATATA HUN...BHAII..
VO HUA YUN...KI JAB HUM LOG VO MUZIK PE DANCE KAR RHE THE..TOH YE POPAT MAHASHYE..
APNE CHATE KE SATH DANCE KAR RHE THEE....AUR USS CHATE SE UNHONE.....SE BAGL MEIN
KAYI AURTON KO PARESHAN KAR DIYA....JISSE UN LADIEZZ NE POLICE KO PHONE KRNE KI BAAT
KARII...BAI MUSHKIL SE SAMJHAYA UNHEE...
AUR ISSI WAJAH SE KARIB 2 GHNTA HAMRA BARBAD HUAA....AUR SARA MOOD OFF HO GAYA..
AUR FIR ISI POPATLAL NE BOLA KI MOOD OFF NHI KROO BAHI LOGON..CHALO MEIN BOLTA HUN
KI EK EK PACK LAGA LO..BAHT ZIDD KARNE LAGAA....TOH FIR HUMNE BHI SOCHA CHALO ITNA
BOL RHA HAI...TOH LAGA LETEE HAIN....LEKIN FIR VO EK KE BAAD EK PACK KAB LAG GAYE
PATA HE NHI CHALA.....AUR HUM ISI WAJAH SE ITNE NASHE MEIN AA GYEE...
POPATLAL :- YE KYA BOL RHE HO JETHALAL......MENE KAB..
TARAK :- HAN HAN...SAHI BOL RHA HAI JETHALAL....TERI HE WAJAH SE HUA THA YE SAB..
AUR ANJALI MERA VISHWAS KAROO..HUMNE ENTRY KRNE SE PEHLE KE FAISLA KIYA THAA KI
HUM SAB DRINK NHI KRENGEE...BAS THODI MAUZ MASTI KARENGEE...
BHIDE :- HAN MADHVI...YE POPATLAL HE HAI JISKI WAJAH SE YE HUAAA...
RITA :- YE POPATLAL....HAI HE AISA....CANCEL NAAM KE DUM SAHI HAI ISKA...CANCEL
KAR DENA CAHIYE ISSEE.....
POPATLAL :- DEKHIYE BAHI LOGON...AAP APNE AAP KOO..
SODHI :- OOO POPU...YE SAB THEK BOL RHE HAIN....VO TOH HUM LOG INTE DER SE CHUP
ISLIYE THEE..KI SAB THEK HO JAYEGA...LEKIN AAP PANI SAR KE UPAR CHALA GAYA HAI..
ISLIYE SACH BATANA PADA....
IYER :- BILKUL THEK BOL RHE HO SODHI TUM....YE POPATLAL KE VAJAH SE SAB GADBAD HO
GAYA.....
TOKKKKK....NISHANA KE DUM SAHI JAAKE LAGA..JETHALAL KAA.....AB LADIES LOGON KE MAN
MEIN DOUBT HONE LAGA THA....AUR YE SAB USNKE FACE EXPRESSION PE DEKHA JAA SKTA THA.
THODI DER PEHLE JO EXPRESSION GUSSE KE THE...AB BADAL RHE THEE.E....
DAYA :- ACHAA...ISKA MATLB HAI..APKI GALTI NHI HAI....TOH FIR..
ANJALI :- DEKHIYE DAYA BHABHI...YE LOG JO BOL RHE HAIN VO SAHI HAI..LEKIN FIR BHI
GALTI TOH IN SAB SE HUI HAI...TOH HUM KAISE MAAF KAR SKTE HAIN..
MADHVI :- HANNN BILKUL THEK BOLA ANJALI BHABHI APNEE..
JETHALAL :- OFOOOOOO...MEHTA SAHAB..ANJALI BHABHI..TOH MANNE KO TAIYAR NHI HAII...
SAMJHATE KYUN NHI HO INHEE..
TARAK :- RUKO JETHALAL MEIN KOSISH KARTA HUN..TUM SHANT RAHOO...
AUR FIR...TARAK VO KARTA HAI JISKI UMID KISI KO NHI THIII...
VO APNE GHUTNO KE BAL BAITH JATA HAI...AUR ANJALI SE MAFFI MANGNE KE LIYE HATH JOD
LETA HAII.....
ANJALI YE DEKH KE HAIRAN HO JATI HAII....
TARAK KO AISA BAITHA DEKH...BHIDE IYER AUR SODHI BHI BAITH JATE HAIN....
TOH FIR HAMRA POPATLAL AUR JETHALAL KAHN PICHE REHNE VALON MEIN SEE THEE....VO DONO
BHI AISE BAITH JATE HAIN....
TARAK :- ANJALI HUM TAHE DIL SE TUMSE MAFFI MANGTE HAIN...JO HUMNE KIYA VO SAB GALT
THA...YE HUMNE KABOOL KAR LIYA HAI...LEKIN KYA TUM HUME ISS GALTI KE LIYE MAAF NHI
KAR SKTI....SIRF EK BARR...
ANJALI CONFUSE THI KI KYA KAREEE....LEKIN VO TARAK KA ITNA PYAR DEKH KE PIGHAL HE
GYII AKHIR KARR....AUR KAR DIYA MAAF USNEE....
ANJALI :- THEK HAI..TARAKK..MEIN APKO MAAF KAR DETI HUN....LEKIN AKHIR BAAR...
TARAK :- KUSH HOTE HUE...I LOVE U ANJALI..
ANJALI :- I LOVE U TOO TARAKK...
EK COUPLE KI TOH SULAH HO GYII...
ISSE DEKH KAR BAKI SAB MEIN BHI JAAN AA GYI...AUR VO BHI LAG GYEE .....
SODHI :- ROSHAN AAGR TU MUJHE MAAF NHI KAREGI TOH MEIN ZINDAGI BHAR..YAHIN AISE HE
BAITHA RHUNGAA.....TERE PYAR KA INTEZAR KARTE HUEE...
ROSHAN BHI MANN JATI HAI...KOI AUR CHARA BHI NHI THAA....VO USSE MAAF KAR DETI HAI.
SODHI JAAKE ROSHAN KE GALLE MIL JATA HAII...
IYER :- BABITA I AM REALLY VERY SORRY....DEKHO MEIN APNI GALTI MANTA HUN..LEKIN
MEIN TUMSE AUR TUMSE HE SIRF SACHA PYAR KARTA HUN....PLEASE FORGIVE ME...EK CHANCE
TOH DE DO PLEASE..
BABITA :- OHKKKK....BUT THIS IS UR LAST CHANCE...ANIDA AISA KAROGEE..TOH KABHI MAAF
NHI KARUNGII...
IYER BHAI BHI KUSH HOKE UTH JATE HAINN....
BHIDE :- MADHVI....MUJHE MERE BAL NA HONE PAR BHI ITNA DUKH NHI HUA AAJ TAK...JITNA
AAJ HO RHA HAI..MEIN TUMHE KABHI PARESHAN NHI DEKH SAKTA....MEIN TUMSE BHT PYAR..
KARTA HUN...PLEASE MUJHE MAAF KAR DOOO......
MADHVI JAB BHIDE KE CEHRE KO DEKHTI HAI...TOH USKA GUSSA CHALA JATA HAI...VO USSE
BHI MAAF KAR DETI HAII.....
POPATLAL :- RITA....TUM JO BOLOGI MEIN VO KRUNGA...LEKIN PLEASE MUJHE MAAF KAR DOO
MUJHE HOSH HE NHI THA ..KI MEIN KYA KAR RHA HUN...MUJHSE BAHT BADI GALTI HO GYII
PLEASE MUJHE MAAF KR DOO....
RITA KUCH DER SOCHTI HAI...VO MAAF KARNA TOH NHI CAHTI THI..LEKIN JAB USNE DEKHA KI
SAB MAAF KAR RHE HAIN..TOH VO BOL DETI HAI..
RITA :- OHKK..ISS BAR KAR DIYA MAAF..AGLI BAAR KUCH AISA KIYA..TOH SEEDHA CANCEL
KAR DUNGI TUMHEE...
ISS BAAT KO SUN KE POPATLAL BHI KAHDA HO JATA HAI..AUR KUSHI KE MAREE NACHNE LAGTA
HAII.......
AB BACHTA HAI EK COUPLE.....JI HAN JETHALAL AUR DAYA....
JETHALAL GHUTNI KE BAL BAITH KE SIRF DAYA KI ANKHON MEIN DEKE JAA RHA THAA....
AUR DAYA BHI JETHALAL KI ANKHON MEIN DEKH RHI THII...UN DONO KO KISI AUR KA KOI
HOSH NHI THAA...
SHAYAD IN DONO KO EK DUSRE SE BOLNE KI JARURAT HE NHIII THIII..DONO KI ANKHEN HE EK
DUSRE SE SAB KUCH BOL RHI THII.....
KUCH MIN BAD...DAYA NE APNE HATH JETHALAL KE HATH PE RAKH DIYA..JISSE JETHALAL KO YE
ANDAZA HO GAYA..KI DAYA NE USSE MAAF KAR DIYAA...
JETHALAL KHADA HO JATA HAII....
JETHALAL :- THANK U DAYA...THANK U VERY MUCH..
DAYA :- ISME THANK U KYA TAPPU KE PAPA...VO BAPUJI KEHTE HAIN NA..KI MAAF KARNE VALA
INSAAN SAZA DENE VALLE SE JADA BADA HOTA HAII.....
JETHALAL KI ANKHON MEIN NAMI AA JATI HAI..DAYA KA ITNA PYAR DEKH KE...AUR VO USSE APNE
GALLE LAGA LETE HAIN...
PASS MEIN KHADE SABHI UNHE DEKH RHE THEE...AUR TABHI TARAK EK SITHII BAJA DETA HAI..
TARAK :- BHAI...WAHHH...JETHALAL..ISSE KEHTE HAIN PYARR..
SACH MEIN..HAMARI PATNIYUN SE ACHA KOI AUR HAI HE NHII...
ANJALI :- BAS BAS...AB MAKHAN LAGANA BAND KIJEYE.....
TARAK :- AREEE NHI ANJALI .. YE TOH SACH BAAT HAII...
SODHI :- DEKHO AAP SAB NE HUME MAAF KAR DIYA..USKE LIYE BAHT BADA THANK YOUU..
IYER :- HAN YE BAAT TOH HAI...LEKIN MERE DIMAG MEIN ABHI BHI EK BAAT CHAL RHI HAII.
JETHALAL :- HAN BOLO IYER BAHI...BINDASS HOKEE...
IYER :- HUM KAL RAAT EK DURE KE GHARON MEIN GYEE THEE...LEKIN HUMNE AISA KYA KIYAA
JO AAP SAB SUBH USS HALAT MEIN THII...
BHIDE AUR TARAK APNE MATHE PE HATH MAAR DETE HAIN...
JETHALAL :- AREE YEEE...IYER BHAI..AAP APNE MUH PE TAPE LAGA LO...ACHI BHALI AAG
BHUJ CHUKI THI...AAP KYUN USME DUBARA PETROL CHIDAK RHE HO...AKAL HAI APP ME..AKAL
NONSENSE KAHIN KEE.....
TARAK :- IYERRRRRRR......TERA DIMAG TOH THEK HAII...
BHIDE :- YE BESISHT MAUSH.....IYER..TUJHE KYA JARURAT THI YE BOLNE KII....DEVA
SADBHUDHI DE ISSEE....
SABHI IYER PE CHAD JATE HAIN....
LEKIN JAB VO LADIES KI TARAF DEKHTE HAIN TOH VO SARRE KE SARRE HAIRAN REH
JATE HAIN..........
AISA KYA DEKH LIYA INHONEE......
SAB IYER KI MARNE MEIN LAGEE THE ... LEKIN JAB UNHONE LAIDIES KO DEKHA TOH VO
HAIRAN REH GYE...AB AAGE.....!!
TARAK :- ANJALI TUM HANS KYUN RHI HOO....
JETHALAL :- HAN BABITAJI....KYA HO GAYA ACHANAK....KYUN ITNA HANS RHE HOO..
IYER :- JETHALAL...BABITA SE MEIN PUCHUNGA...TUM DAYA BHABHI SE PUCHOO...
JETHALAL :- HAN BHAI..HAN....TUM SHANTI RAKHO...ABHI ITNI THUKAI HUI HAI..JADA
BOLOGE...TOH EK DO FATKE AUR PAD JAYENGE...
IYER :- JETHALAL.........CHILLATE HUEEE...
BHIDE :- AREE TUM LOG SHANT RHOGEE...TABHI TOH VO SAB BATYENGI KI AKHIR KYUN HANS
RHE HAIN.....BOLO MADHVI....
MADHVI :- HAN BABA...BATATE HAIN...PEHLE THOA AUR HANS TOH LEEE....
AUR SARI LADIES FIR SE HASNE LAGTI HAIN....
JETHALAL :- AREEE DAYA ...AB PLEAZE BATA DE....KYUN HANS RHE HO ITNA AAP LOGG..
TARAK :- HAN ANJALI BATAO AB...
ANJALI :- HANSI KO ROKTE HUEE....HAN TARAK BATATE HAIN...
TOH KYUN BEHNO BATA DEE...
DAYA :- HAN HAN ANJALI BHABHI....AB BATA DIJEYE IN SAB KOO...
ANJALI :- TOH TARAK......AAP SAB..KO ...LAG ... RHA ... HAI....KI .... KALL....
RAAT....APNE.....KUCH.....GALT.....KIYA......HAII.......
TARAK :- HAN...KYUN KI SUBH KA NAZARA DEKH KE TOH MEIN KHUD HIL CHUKA HUN...
ANJALI :- HAN TOH FIR GHABRAIYE MAT.....KAL RAAT AISA KUCH NHI HUA...JAISA AAP
SAB SOCH RHE HAIN...
SABKE MUH SE KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA........
POPATLAL :- RITA KYA YE MERE LIYE BHI HAI...
RITA :- NHIIIIIIIIII....
POPATLAL KI DUNIYA JAISE HIL GYI HOO....
RITA POPATLAL KO DEKH KE HASNE LAGTI HAI....
RITA :- AREE HAN TUMNE BHI KUCH NHI KIYAA......HAHAH...SHAQL DEKHO APNI KAISI HO
GYI HAI....
AUR SAB HASNE LAGTE HAIN......
TARAK :- LEKIN ANJALI FIR SUBH TUM LOGON NE VO SAB KYUN KIYA???
ANJALI :- AGAR HUM AISA NA KARTE...TOH AAP LOGON KO GALTI KA EHSAS KAISE HOTAA..
DAYA :- HAN ... APKO SABKO EHSAS DILANE KE LIYE HUMNE YE NATK KIYAA..
JETHALAL :- LEKIN AAP LOGON NE YE PLAN KAB KIYAA....
DAYA :- VO HUA HUN..KI ..
JETHALAL :- TU REHNE DE DAYA....BABITAJI AAP SAMJHAIYEE...AGAR YE SAMJHANE
BAITHI TOH KAL TAK SMJH NHI AYEGAA....
DAYA :- KYA AAP BHII...AISA KYUN??
JETHALAL :- JETHALAL MUH BANATE HUEE...VO KYA HAI NA DAYA..BABITAJI ACHE SE
SAMJYANGEE....UNKO ENGLISH BHI ATA HAI NAA....
DAYA :- OH...HAN..FIR THEEK HAI...
JETHALAL :- HAN TOH BATAIYEE BABITA JI..
BABITA :- ACTUALLY JETHA JI..MEIN SABKO BATA TOH DETI..LEKIN MEIN CAHTI HUN..KI
ANJALI BHABHI BATYEIN...
TARAK :- ANJALI TUM BATAO...NHI TOH YE SAB KISI KO BATANE NHI DDENGEE..
ANJALI :- ACHA THEK HAI.....TOH USS RAAT HUA YUN THA.........................
KYA BOLTE HAI DOSTON....CHALE USS RAAT KI FLASHBACK MEIN....
JANTA HUN...FLASHBACK SE AAP SAB BORE HO GYE HAIN...LEKIN FIR BHI...HUME CHLNA TOH
PADEGA HE...TABHI TOH SARI BAAT CLEAR HOGI...KYUN HAI NAA...
TOH CHALIYE CHLTE HAIN FIR.......
FLASHBACK........!!!!!!
USS RAT JAB SABHI GENTS DUSRON KI BIWIYUN KE PASS PAHUCHE TOH....
SABSE PEHLE CHLTE HAIN IYER BHAI SAHAB KE PASS...JAB IYER BHAI...ANJALI KE GHAR PE
PAHUCHE.....TOH ANAJLI NE KHUB MANA KARA..LEKIN FIR BHI VO ANDAR GHUSS GAYEE..
AUR CHLTE CHLTE SOFE KE DUSRI SIDE PE CHLE GAYEE....AUR JAB VO ANJALI KI TARAF BAD
RHE THEE....TOH UNKA PAIR CENTER TABLE SE TAKRA GAYA..AUR VO NICHE GIR GAYEE..ISEE
DEKH ANJALI KE MUH SE CHIK NIKAL GYII THIII.......
UDHAR SAB BHIDE ROSHAN KE GHAR PE PAHUCH GAYA THAA......AUR JAB VO ROSHAN KE HALL
......MEIN PAHUCH JATA HAI....ROSHAN USSE JANE KE LIYE KEHTI HAI..LEKIN VO NASHE MEIN
THA ... ISLIYE VO NHI SUNTA...AUR SOFE KI TARAF BADTA HAI..LEKIN LADKANE KE KARAN
USKE PIAR..NICHE KALIN PE FISAL JATE HAIN...VO SOFE PE DHDAM SE GIR JATA HAI....AUR
ROSHAN KE MUH SE CHIKNE KI AWAJ NIKAL JATI HAII....
TARAK BHI MADHVI KE GHAR PAHUCH JATA HAI.....MADHVI USSE INTI DER RAAT DEKH KE THODA
GHBRA JATI HAII....LEKIN VO MEHTA SAHAB KO ANDAR BULATI HAI...TARAK USSE PANI MANGTA
HAI....AUR MADHVI USKE LIYE PANI LANE CHALI JATI HAI...AUR PANI KA GLASS LEKE ATI HAI
TARAK USSE PANI KA GLASS LEKE KHADA HO JATA HAI....VO NASHE MEIN KAFI LADKDA RHA THA
USNE THODA PANI PIYA..AUR GLASS JAISE HE RAKHNE VALA THA..KI USKE HATH SE GLASS
FISAL GAYA AUR FARSH PAR PANI PANI HO GAYA.....
TARAK EK KADAM AAGE BADATE HEE..TARAK FISAL JATA HAI..AUR PICHE PADE SOFE PE GIR JATA HAI
MADHVI YE DEKH KE EK DUM SE CHIKH UTHTI HAII....
UDHAR SODHI DAYA KE GHAR PAHUCHTA HAI...DAYA USSE ANDAR ANE DETI HAI...SODHI VAHN PADE
SOFE PE BAITH JATA HAI....AUR DAYA SE PANI LANE KO KEHTA HAI...DAYA KO AJEEB TOH LAG
RHA THA KI SODHI BHAI..ITNI RAAT KO KYUN AYEE..LEKIN FIR BHI DAYA PADOSI HONE KE NATE
CHALI JATI HAI..KITCHEN MEIN PANI LANEE..LEKIN JAB VO BAHR ATI HAI...TOH DEKHTI HAI
KI SODHI TOH SOFE PE HE SOH GAYA THAAA.....
BABITA JAB GATE KHOLTI HAI..TOH VO CAHUNK JATI HAI...KYUN KI IYER KI JAGAH JETHALAL
KAHDA THAA...BABITA CAHUNKTE HUE JETHALAL SE PUCHTI HAII...LEKIN JETHALAL BABITA
KI NAA SUNTE HUE ANDAR AA JATA HAI....LEKIN BABITA USKE AAGE ATE HUEE...USSKE SAMNE
KHADI HO JATI HAI....
JETHALAL USSE KUCH BOLNA CHTA THA..AUR AAGE BADNA CAHTA THA...BABITA KO GHARBAHAT HO RHI
THI...LEKIN JAISE HE JETHALAL AAGE BADA....VO NASHE KE KARAN BEHOSH HO GAYA...AUR
BABITA KE UPAR HE GIR GAYA.......
TABHI DAYA SOCHTI HAI...KI BAHR JAAKE SABKO BULANA CAHIYEE...
DAYA BAHR NIKALTI HAI...TOH DEKHTI HAI...KI BAHR ANJALI PEHLE SE KHADI THII..AUR VO
BABITA KO AWAJ LAGA RHI THII...
DAYA :- ANJALI BHABHI..AAP BABITAJI KO KYUN AWAZ LGA RHE HOO...
ANJALI :- VO ANJALI BHABHI KYA HAI..KI IYER BHAI MERE GHAR AA GYE HAIN..NASH MEIN..
PAAKKA YE LOG PARTY KAR KE AYE HAIN...
DAYA :- HEYY MAA MATAJI......MERE GHAR PE SODHI BHAI AYE HAIN..
TABHI BABITA BHI BAHR AA JATI HAI..
BABITA :- ANJALI BHBAHI..
BAS VO ITNA DEKHTI HAI..KI USKO DAYA DIKH JATI HAI..
OHHH DAYA BHABHI...JETHAJI MERE GHAR HAIN...
DAYA :- HEYYYYYY MAAAAA MATAJI....TAAPU KE PAPA AAP KE GHAR PEE..
DAYA KI AWAJ SUN KE..MADHVI BAHR AA JATI HAI..
MADHVI :- DAYA BAHBHI KYA HUAA...
AREE ANJALI BHABHI...MEHTA SAHAB...MERE GHAR PE HAIN...
ANJALI :- CHAUNKTE HUEE...KYAAA.....
AUR BABITA KI TARAF DEKHTE HUEE...IYER BHAI MERE GHAR PE HAIN....
BABITA :- HAWWW....YE SAB KYA HO RHA HAI...
MADHVI :- NAKKI...YE SAB PARTY KAR KE AAYE HAIN..AUR NASHE MEIN EK DUSRE KE GHAR
PE AA GYE HAIN....
DAYA :- HAN THEK BOL RHE HAIN..BHIDE BEHEN...ROSHAN BHABHI..ROSHAN BHABHI...
TAB ROSHAN BAHR NIKALTI HAI...
ROSHAN :- SAMJH JATI HAI....BHIDE BHAI MERE GHAR PE HAIN....
MADHVI BHI CHAUNK JATI HAI..
ANJALI :- IN LOGON NE TOH AAJ HAD HE KAR DII....
TOH THEK HAI HUM INE MAZA CHAKAYENGE....TABHI INKO AKAL AYEGII....
AUR APNA SARA PLAN BATA DETI HAII.........
BACK TO LIVE SITUATION......!!!
TARAK :- OHHH TOH YE BAAT THII....HUM TOH DAR HE GAYEE THEE...
JETHALAL :- HASHHHH...
DAYA :- LEKIN AAP LOGON NE KIYA BAHT GALT...
ANJALI :- HAN SAHI BAAT HAI..
TARAK :- USKE LIYE SORRY BOL TOH DIYA TAPPU KE PAPA...
ANJALI :- AAP KO PATA HAI..KI HUMNE AAPKO MAAF KYUN KIYA HAI...
TARAK :- KYUN KI HM APSE PYAR KARTE HAIN..AUR ABHI HMNE AAP SAB SE MAFFI MANGI HAI.
MADHVI :- NHI MEHTA SAHAB..ISLIYE NHII..
BHIDE :- TOH FIR KYUN??
BABITA :- USKE PICHE BHI EK RAAZ HAI BHIDE BHAII...
IYER :- RAAZ..KAISA RAAZ BABITA...
DAYA :- VO BHI BATATE HAIN...
JETHALAL :- HAN TOH BATAOO..
SODHI :- HAN TOH ROSHAN BATA KYUN KIYA MAAF HUMEE...
ROSHAN :- VO TOH TUJHE DAYA BHABHI BATAYENGI..
SODHI :- DAYA BHABHI KYUN?
ROSHAN :- KYUN KI TU KAL UNKE PAAS THA NAA.
SODHI :- OHH HAN...
TOH DAYA BAHBHI TUSSI DASOO..
DAYA :- VO ISLIYE SODHI BHAI..KI JAB AAP SOH RHE THE TOH AAP BAS EK CHIZ BAR BAR
BOL RHE THEE... ROSHAN MERI JAAN..MEIN TUJEH BAHT PYAR KARTA HUN...
SODHI YE SUN KE BHT KUSH HO JATA HAI...VO ROSHAN KI TARAF DEKHTA HAI...ROSHAN BHI
KUSH THII..
SODHI :- THANK U ROSHAN....MEIN TUJHSE SACH MEIN PYAR KRTA HUN...
TARAK :- TOH ANJALI MEIN MADHVI BAHBHI SE PUCHON KYAA.??
ANJALI :- NHI MEIN HE BATA DETI HUN...
AAP JAB MADHVI BAHBHI KE PAAS THEE..TOH AAP BHI YAHI BOL RHE THE...ANJALI MEI TUMSE
BAHT PYAR KRTA HUN..I LOVE U SO MUCH..
TARAK SHAMRA JATA HAI..HAHAHAHAH...AJJEB LGTA HAI..USKA SHRMANA...
JETHALAL :- TOH FIR TOH MEIN BHII....YAHI BOLA HOGA..BABITAJI KOO..
BABITA :- KYAAAA..
IYER :- KYAAA BOL RHE HO JETHALAL...
JETHALAL :- HADBADTA HUAA..IYER BHAI MERA MATLB HAI..KI MEIN BHI YAHI BOL RHA HONGA
BABITA JI KE SAMNEE..
DAYA :- HAN YAHI BOLA THA APNE BABITA JII. SEE...
BHIDE :- MADHVI KAL RAAT TOH MENE NASHE MEIN BOLA HOGA...LEKIN MEIN ABHI FIR SE
BOLTA HUN...I LOVE U...
MADHVI SHRMA JATI HAI..
TARAK :- ANT BHALA TOH SAB BHALA..
POPATLAL :- LEKIN ABHI ANT KHAN HUA HAI..MEHTA SAHAB..MERA TOH REH HE GAY HAII..
RITA TUM BAHR NHI AYI THI KALL..
RITA :- MUJHE JARURAT HE NHI PADII..
POPATLAL :- KYUN??
RITA :- TUMNE APNA SHARIR DEKHA HAI...
POAPTLALA :- KYA MTLB HAI TUMHARA..
RITA :- MERA MATLB HAAI..KAL RAAT JAB TUM MERE GATE KE ANDAR GUSSE...MENE BAS TUMHE
ROKNE KE LIYE TUMHARA CHATAK KYA KHICHA...TUM KHUD HE DHER HO GYEE..VAHN PAR...
POPATLAL :- LEKIN FIR MEIN VHN USS HALAT MEIN KAISE AYA...
RITA :- VO HUA YUN..MUJHE SUBH ANJALI BAHBI..MILI...TOH INHONE SARI KAHANI BATAYI..
AUR MENE TUMHARE BARRE MIEN BATAYA.....TAB UNHONE MUJHE VO IDEA DIYAA..
POPATLAL :- OHHH....ACHAA.....
HAN AB BOLO ANT BHALA TOH SAB BHALA.....
ANJALI :- LEKIN FIR BHI TARAK...AAP LOGON NE YE ACHA NHI KIYA THA....AISA KOI
KARTA HAI..
DAYA :- HAN YE TOH HAI...
SABHI GENTS KE PASSS AB KUCH NHI BACHA THA ISS BARRE MEIIN BOLNE KO...VVO SIRF
SORRY BOL SKTE THEE...USKE ALWA UNKE PASS KUCH NHI THAA....
LEKIN EK BAAR FIR JETHALAL KI DIMAG KI BATTI JAL GYII..
JETHALAL :- AGAR AAP LOG BURA NA MANNE..TOH MEIN EK BAAT KAHN..
DAYA :- HAN BOLIYE NE TAPPU PAPA...
JETHALAL :- KYUN NA HUM SAB BAHR GAON..KUCH DINO KE LIYE GHUMNE CHALEN....
SABHI LADIES YE BAAT SUN KE BAHT KUSH HO JATI HAI...
TARAK :- WAHH JETHALAL..TUM TOH AAJ CHAA GAYE HO...YE IDEA SAHI HAII..
BHIDE :- JETHALAL KHRCHA KRNE KI KYA JARURAT HAI..
SODHI :- OOO BHIDUU...ABHI KHRCHA DEKHEGA..TOH PACHTAYEGA
TARAK :- HAN SODHI SAHI BOL RHA HAI..
BHIDE :- HAKLATA HUAA..HAAN..SHA.YAD THEK BOL RHE HAIN..APP LOGG..
MADHVI :- KYA BATEIN KR RHE HAIN..
JETHALAL :- VO KUCH NHI..BAS YE SOCH RHE THE KI KAHAN JAYEE...
ROSHAN :- ACHA..FIR THEEK HAI..HUM BHI SOCHTE HAIN..
TABHI JETHALAL EK JAGAH KA NAAM LETA HAI...JISSE SUN KAR SARRE KAFI KUSH HO JATE
HAIN..SIVAI DOO KEE...
HAN HAMARE BHIDE BHAI SAHAB....AUR POPATLAL...KHRCHA KRNA PADEGA NAA..LEKIN
FLIAL TOH VO VHN KUCH NHI BOLEE..
BABITA :- WAOOOO..MUJHE VO JAGH JANNE KI KABSE ICHA THI..LEKIN LABHI TIME NHI MILA
MADHVI :- HAN SAHI KAHA APNE..HUM TOH KITNE SALON SE KAHIN GYE HE NHII...
DAYA :- TOH AAB CHALENGE NA MAZA AYEGAAA........
SABHI GENTS EK SATH....HAN BAHT MAZA AYEGAAA.........
TOH ISI TARAH YE EK BADI MUSIBAT SULAJ GYII..GOKULDHAM SEE.....
JI HAN AB GENTS SHANTI KI SAAN LENGE....VAISE EK BAAT TOH HAI...PINA SACH MEIN GALT
BAAT HAI...LEKIN JO LOG PITE HAIN...UNHE YE DHYAN HONA CAHIYEE KI USSE KISI AUR KO
PARESHANI NAA HOO..JAISE KI YAHN HO SKTI THII...
AREE JII AAP LOG BOL RHE HONGE...KAHN MEIN PHILOSHY GIRI KAR RHA HUN...
JI HAN AB NHI KRUNGA....
MAGR DEKHNE VALI BAAT YE HAI...KI JETHAALL NE KAHAN JANNE KA PROGRAM BANAYA JO SAB
LOG ITNE KUSH HO GYEEE....
MEIN TOH SOCH HE RHA HUN....AAP SAB BHI SOCHIEEE.......
HUM JANTE HAIN..KI HUMSE JO GALTI HUI HAI..VO BAHT BADI HAII..LEKIN ISKA MATLB YE NHI KI SIDHA BOL DIYA TALAK...
YE GALAT HAII...
IYER :- BILKUL SAHI KHA MEHTA SAHAB APNEE...
AAP SAB LOG EK BAR SOCHO TOH SAHI..KOI AISE KYA DIVORSE DETA HAII...
SODHI :- ROSHAN MERI JAAN...TU MUJHE CHOD KE CHALI JAYEGII..
ROSHAN :- HAN BILKUL CHOD DUNGII...
ANJALI :- DEKHIYE TARAK....
HUME APSE AB KOI BAAT NHI KRNII..
HUM NE APNA FAISLA LE LIYA HAI...
AB TOH CHACHAJI KE SAMNE SARI BATEIN HONGII..
BHIDE :- AHOOO MADHVI...BAAT KO SAMJHOO...
AISA NHI HO SKTAAAA..
MADHVI :- KYUN NHI HO SKTAA...
BASS APKO SIGN HE TOH KRNE HAIN...
VAISE BHI AAP LOGON KO AKELE AKLE PARTY KRNI HOTI HAI..
BEKAR MEIN HUMSE JOOTH BOL KE JANA PADTA HAI..KITNI MEHNAT KA KAM HAI YEEE..
AUR FIR HAN NASHE MEIN AAKE...
KAL RAAT JAISI GANDI HARKAT KAROOO....
POPATLAL :- HASSHH MEIN TOH BACH GAYA FIRR...
YE BAAT RITA SUN LETI HAIII...
RITA :- POPATLAL....TUM NHI BACHE HOO...
TUMHE TOH MEIN AISA SABAK SIKHAUNGI ... KI PATA CHALEGAA...
POPATLAL KI SITTI BITTI GUL HO JATI HAII...
JETHALAL :- MEHTA SAHAB....
AAP MERI FIRE BERIGADE HOO....YAHN ITNI BADI AAG LAG GYI HAII..
AUR AAP CHUP CHAP KHADE HOOO....
ISS AAG KO BHUJAOO..
NHI TOH BAPUJI MERI JINDAGI AAG LGA KE KHAK KR DENGEE.....SOCHIE KUCH...
TARAK :- JETHALAL....TUMHARE SATH AAJ MERI BHI ZINDAGI MEIN AAG LAG CHUKI HAII..
ISKO BHUJANE KE LIYE KOI AUR CAHIYEE....
BHIDE :- MEHTA SAHAB...AAP AISA KAHENGEE...TOH HUMARA KYA HOGAA..
KUCH TOH KIJEYE...
SODHI :- HAN MEHTA SAHAB...AAB APNE KUCH NHI KIYA...
TOH HAMARI ZINDAGI KI AISI KI TAISI HO JAYEGII......
TARAK :- MEIN KOSISH KRTA HUN...
LEKIN AAP SAB LOG BHI MERA BRABAR SATH DENAAA....
JETHALAL :- HAN AAP CHINTA NAA KAREE...
LADIES SAB KE SAB EK KONE MEIN GROUP BANA KE KHADI THII....
ANJALI KE DEICISION KE BAAD KOI BHI VAHN BOLNA NHI CHTA THAA......
TARAK :- DEKHO ANJALI....
HAMARI EK BAR BAAT TOH SUN LOO....
ANJALI :- KYA SUNO TARAKK....
ANJALI KI ANKH MEIN HALKE ANSOO THEE...
TARAK :- EK BAAR PLEASE....
HAMARI BAAT TOH SUNOO...
KAM SE KAM APNE DECSION KO EK BAAR SOCHOO...JO KADAM TUM UTHA RHE HOO...VO BHT GALT HAIII....
ANJALI :- GALT HAI....YE AAP BOL RHE HAIN...
AAP LOGON NE HAMARI BHAVNAUN KE SATH KHELA HAIII.....
PARTY MEIN JAANNE KE LIYE HE APNE USS DIN GHAR SZAYA THA..ITNA ROMANTIC MOOD MEIN THE...AUR ITNE PYAR KIYA THAA.....
SIRF EK PARTY KE LIYEE..
ISKA MATLB VO SAB JUTH THA...EK DIKHAWA THAAAA...
TARAK :- DEKHO AISA KUCH NHI HAII..MEIN TU..
BASS ITNA HE BOL PATA HAII....
DAYA :- KYA ANJALI BHABHI...
AAP KE SATH BHI AISA HUA THAA..
ANJALI :- AAP KE SATH BHI KA MTLB AAP KE SATH BHI SAME AISA HE HUA THAA...
DAYA :- HEY MAA MATAJI....
MERI MAA KO JAB YE SAB PATA CHLEGA TOH VO KYA SOCHEGIII...
BABITA :- AREE ANJALI BHABHI..AUR DAYA BHABI...YE SAB AAP DONO KE SATH NHIII..BALKI MERE SATH BHI HUA THAAA....
ANJALI AUR DAYA KE MUH KHUL JATE HAIN..
ROSHAN :- AREE BABITA..AAP TENNO KE SATH SATH..MERE SATH BHI AISE HE HUA THA BAVAA...
MADHVI :- AUR MERE SATH BHI SAME AISA HE HUA THAA...
DAYA :- YE KYAA....
SAB KE SATH EK JAISA.....YE TOH BADE TAJUB KI BAAT HAII..
ANJALI :- AREE DAYA BHABHI...
AAP BADI BHOLI HAII..YE TAJUB KI BAAT NHI HAII....YE SAB IN GENTS KA IDEA THAA...HUME KUSH KRNE KAA..JISSE HUM INKO ARAM SE PERMISSION DE DEIN...AUR YE JAA SAKE PARTY MEINN.....
DAYA :- HEEYYYY MAAAA MATAJIII....
ITNA BADA PAAP...LEKIN YE IDEEAA..KISKA THAA....
IYER :- JETHALAL KAAAA...
JETHALAL :- IYER BHAII..
AKAL HAI AAP MEIN..
BABITA :- JETHA JI AAP KAA...MUJHE APSE YE EXPECTED NHI THAA..
SODHI :- AEE IYER CHUP KAR NAA..
ISME JETHA PRA KA KOI DOSH NHI HAII..
HAMI TOH SABNE BHARI THIII.....
JETHALAL :- YE IYER BHAI KO NHI PATA NA LEKIN...INHE TOH BAS BICH MEIN...APNA THOBADA KHOLNE SE MTLB HAI..CHAPLI KHIN KEE....
JETHALAL :- DAYA...MEIN TUJHE BAHT PYAR KARTA HUN....
MEIN MNTA HUN..USS DIN MENE JANNE KE LIYE KIAAA..VO SAB.
LEKIN MERA PYAR BILKUL SACHA THA....
AUR VO AAGE BADTA HUA DAYA KA HATH PAKAD LETA HAI....
JETHALAL KI ANKHON MEIN SACHAI NAZAR AA RHI THII DAYA KOO...ISLIYE DONO EK DUSRE KI ANKHON MEIN GUM HO GYE THEEEE.....
TARAK :- ANJALI...TUM BILKUL THEK HOO...
MEIN YE BOL HE NHI RHA ...TUM KAHIN SE BHI GALAT HOO....
LEKIN MERA PYAR...BILKUL SACHA HAI...
MEIN TUMHE TAHE DIL SE PYAR KRTA HUN...
AUR USS DIN BHII..MERE ANDAR VAHI PYAR THAAA....
MENE TUMSE JOOTH BOLA....LEKIN MERA PYAR JOOTHA NHI THAAA.....
TARAK AAGE BADH KAR APNE HATON SE ANJALI KE KANDHON KO PAKAD KAR YE BOLTA HAII....AUR YE DONO BHI EK DUSRE KI ANKHON MEIN KHO JATE HAIN....
BHIDE :- MADHVI...TUMHE LGTA HAI...MEIN TUMSE PYAR NHI KRTAA....
USS DIN VO WIGG VO SAB MENE TUMHARE LIYE HE KIYAAA...
HAN MEIN MANTA HUN MERA USME APNA SWART THAA...LEKIN MENE VO SAB SACCHE MAN SE TUMHARE HONTON PE HASSI AA JAYEE..ISLIYE KIYAA...
MERA MAKSAD TUMHE JOOTH BOLNE KA KATIYEE NHI THAA...MERE ZINDAGI TOH TUM HE HOO....MERE TUMHARA AUR SONO KE ALWA HAI HE KON IS DUNIA MEIN....
BHIDE KI ANKHEN NAM HO GYII THI YE BOLTE HUEE...AUR MADHVI KI BHIII...DONO BAS EK DUSRE KO DEKHE JAA RHE THEE..
IYER :- BABITA....TUMHE LGTA HAI..MEIN TUMSE PYAR NHI KRTA..TUMHE DHOKA DIYA HAII...TUMHE PATA HAI..USS DIN MEIN OFFICE SE SIRF TUMHARE LIYE
AYA THAA...KYUN KI MUJHE PATA THA..MEIN TUMHE VO KUSHI NHI DE PAA RHA HUN...JISKI TUM HAQDAR HOO...ISLIYE MENE USS DIN DIL SE TUMHE PYAR DENE
KI KOSISH KARRII...
MEIN TUMSE BAHT PYAR KRTA HUN DEARR.....
BABITA ANKHE JHUKAYEE SAB SUN RHII THII...AUR IYER BASS USSE HE DEKHE JAA RHA THAA...
SODHI :- ROSHAN MERI JAAN...TUJHE TOH PATA HAII..KI MEIN TUJHSE KITNA PYAR KRTA HUN...TUJHE TOH YE SHAQ HONA HE NHI CAHIYEE KI MEIN TUJHSE PYAR
NHI KRTAA...TERE ALWA MEIN KISI DUSRI AURAT KI TARAF DEKH BHI NHI SKTAA...
MEIN TOH TUJHSE BHT PYAR KRTA HUN...
TU HE TOH MERI JAAN HAAI....TERE LIYE HE TOH MEIN ITNI MEHNAT KARTA HUN..KI DUNIYA KI SARRI KHUSIYAN TUJHE DE SAKUN...
SODHI ROSHAN KE BEHAD KARIB AA KARR...USKE KANDHE PE HATH RAKH KE YE SAB BOLTA HAI..
DONO KI NAZRE APAS MEIN MILI HUII THIII.....
POPATLAL :- RITA MUJHE MAAF KAR DOO...
MEIN YE SAB NHI KRNA CAHTA THAA...PATA NHI KAISE...
TUMHE PATA HAI..MEIN KITNA SHARIF ADMI HUN...MERA MATLAB HAI..LADKA HUN..
KUWARA HONE KE BAAD BHII..MENE AAJ TAK KISI BHI AURAT KO BURI NAZAR SE NHI DEKHA HAII....
KAL RAAT MEIN TUMHARE PAASS KAISE AYA ..MUJHE KHUD KO NHI PATAA....
RITA BAS USKI BAAT KO GAUR SE SUN RHI THII....
DEKHA JAYEEE.....TOH ISS WAQT CLUB HOUSE MEIN PYAR HE PYAR BHARA THAA..
SAB EK DUSRE KI ANKHON MEIN BHT HE JADA PYAR THA...
AUR HO BHI KYUN NA....VO SACHI MEIN EK DUSRE SE BAHT PYAR KRTE HAIN..
UNKI ANKHON MEIN SAAF DIKHAI DE RHA THAAAA.....
LEKIN ABHI BALA TALLI NHI HAII...
ABHI TOH JAB RAAT VALI BAAT KA KISSA KHULEGAA....JAB DEKHTE HAIN...KAISE MANAYENGE YE SARE
PATI APNI APNI BIWIYUN...
DEKHNE VALI BAAT TOH HOGII....
TOH DEKHIEYEGA MERE SATH..
BADA HE PYAR BHARA MAHOL HO CHUKA THA CLUB HOUSE MEIN...AB AGGE....!!
JETHALAL AUR SABHI GENTS ABHI BHI APNI APNI BIWIYUN KE SAMNE PYAR SE KHADE THE...
AUR SAB INTEZAR KAR RHE THE KI KAB UNKI BIWIYAN UNHE MAAF KARENGI....
LEKIN UNHE YE BHI PATA THA...KI YE ASAN NHI HAII...ITNI JALDI TOH NHI MANENGE YE
SARREE....
PURE CLUB HOUSE MEIN AISA MAHOL THA..JAISA VAHN KOI HO NAA...
LEKIN FIR ISSS MAHOL KO BIGADTE HUEE...RITA BOL PADII...
RITA :- DAYA BHABHI....AAP LOG SAB AISE KYUN KHADE HOO.....AAP LOG INKI BATON MEIN
AA GAYE KYAA????
RITA KI BAAT SUN KE SAB KO JAISE HOSH AA GAYA HOO....AUR SAB APNE APNE PATIYON SE
DUR HO GYII....
JETHALAL :- UFF...YE RITA...SARA KAM KHARAB KARNE PAR LAGI HAIII....JAB ISKI LADAI
POPATLAL SE HAI TOH USSE KAREE NAA...HAMARI BHUJAI HUI AAG MEIN KYUN TEL DAAL RHI
HAI....
BAHT HE DHERE SE BOLTA HAI...JISSE SIRF TARAK SUN PATA HAII...
TARAK :- RITA...TUMHE HUMSE KYA PROBLEM HAI BHAI...TUM POPATLAL KO PAKDO NA..AUR
USKE SATH JO KARNA HAI VO KAROO...
POPATLAL :- HADBADTA HUAA.....BHAI MEHTA SAHAB..JO KRNA HAI VO KROO..KA KYA MATLB.
AAP KYA KEHNA CAHTE HO....
TARAK :- AREEE MERA MATLB HAI...KI SO SAZA DENA HAI DOO....HUMARI KYUN BAND BAJANE
MEIN LAGI HUI HOO....
ANJALI :- SAZA SIRF POPAT BHAI..KO NHII...AAP SAB LOGON KO MILEGII..
BHIDE :- DEKHIYE ANJALI BHABHI...HUM HE SAZA SE INKAR NHI HAII...LEKIN AAP APNI BAS
VO DIVORCE VALI SAZA KO CANCEL KAR DIJEYE...
SODHI :- HAN ROSHAN...DEKH TUJHE VO CANCEL KARNI HE HOGII...
TARAK :- ANJALI TUMHE ABHI BHI SHAQ HAI...KI HUM TUMSE SACHA PYAR NHI KARTEE..
JETHALAL :- HAN....DAYA...DEKH MERI TARAF ...TUJHE LAGTA HAI..KI MEIN AISA KAR
SAKTA HUNN...KI MEIN TUJHSE PYAR NA KARUN...TU HE TOH MERI ZINDAGI HAII...
ANJALI :- JETHA BHAI...HUM AAP LOGON PAR SHAQ NHI KAR RHE HAIN..KI AAP HUMSE PYAR
NHI KARTEE....
TARAK :- TOH FIR??
ANJALI :- JOO AAP LOGON NE KAL RAAT KIYAA...KYA VO THEK THA...SOCHIE AAP SAB?
ANJALI KI YE KEHTE HE SABHI GENTS KI BOLTI BAND HO GYII...
JETHALAL TARAK KI TARAF....AUR TARAK JETHALAL KI TARAF...DEKHNE LAGEE..MANO EK
DUSRE SE ISKA JAWAB MANG RHE HOO...ITNE MEIN YE LOG SOCHTE KI KYA BOLNA HAI..IYER
BHAI SAHAB BOL PADE...
IYER :- DEKHIYE ANJALI BHABHI...HUM MANTE HAIN..KI VO SAB BAHT GALAT KIYA HUM LOGON
NE....HUME AISA NHI KARNA CAHIYE THAA...LEKIN KYA KARTE ... VO NASHE MEIN PATA HE
NHI CHALA....
BABITA :- TOH ITNA NASHA KARNE KO KISNE KAHA THAA....AAP LOG NHI JANTE KYA KYA KIYA
HAI AAP LOGON NE KAL RAAT KOOO.....
ROSHAN :- VAISE BHI INHE PATA HE HOGA..KYA KIYA HAI IN SAB NE RAAT MEIN...SUBH HAMARI
HALAT DEKH KE SAMJH GAYE HONGEE...KYUN...
MADHVI :- HAN BILKUL.....IN SAB NE JO KIYA USKA PATA TOH HOGA HE INHEE....
TARAK :- DEKHIYE HUM LOGON KO KUCH YAA NHI HAII..KI HUMNE KYA KIYA RAAT KO...SUBH
AAP LOGON KO DEKH KE TOH HUM SAB KHUD HAIRAN HAI..KI YE SAB KAISE HUAA...
DAYA :- HAN TOH BARABAR HAI NAA...KAISE YAAD RAHEGA...PIIEE JO ITNI RAKHI THII KAL.
BABITA :- ITS JUST AWFUL U ALL GUYSS....ITNI BHI KOI PITA HAI..KI DUSRON KI WIFES KE
SATH...CHIIIII....
ISS LINE KE BOLNE KE BAAD.....SABHI GAND FAT CHUKI THII....KYUN KI SABKO LAG RHA THA
KI AAB UNKA BACHA MUSHKIL HE NHI HAI....BALKI NAMUMKIN HAII...
LEKIN TABHI JETHALAL KI DIMAG KI BATTI JAL GYIII......USNE SOCH LIYA KI ISS PINE VALI
BAAT PAR SE KAISE CHUTKARA PAYA JAYEEE....
JETHALAL :- ITNA PINE KI BHI EK BAHT BADI WAJAH HAI...
TARAK AUR SABHI USKI TARAF DEKHNE LAGEE...
DAYA :- KYAA...
JETHALAL :- HAN...AUR VO..
DAYA :- KYA HAI...BOLIYE ..BOLIYEE....BOLTE KYUN NHIII...BOLIYE NAAAAA...
JETHALAL :- HAN BHAIII....TU SHANT RAHEGII TOH BOLUNGA NAA...SHANT REH ..
DAYA :- OHH SORRY....!!
JETHALAL :- HAN TOH HAMARI ITNI PINE KI VAJAH HAI....YE POPATLAL....
POPATLAL APNA NAAM SUN KE HILLL JATA HAI...AUR VO JETHALAL KI TARAF DEKHNE LAGTA
HAII.....
POPATLAL :- BHAI POPATLAL...MEIN...MENE KYA KIYAA..PIII TOH AAP LOGON NE KHUD THII.
JETHALAL :- BATATA HUN...BHAII..
VO HUA YUN...KI JAB HUM LOG VO MUZIK PE DANCE KAR RHE THE..TOH YE POPAT MAHASHYE..
APNE CHATE KE SATH DANCE KAR RHE THEE....AUR USS CHATE SE UNHONE.....SE BAGL MEIN
KAYI AURTON KO PARESHAN KAR DIYA....JISSE UN LADIEZZ NE POLICE KO PHONE KRNE KI BAAT
KARII...BAI MUSHKIL SE SAMJHAYA UNHEE...
AUR ISSI WAJAH SE KARIB 2 GHNTA HAMRA BARBAD HUAA....AUR SARA MOOD OFF HO GAYA..
AUR FIR ISI POPATLAL NE BOLA KI MOOD OFF NHI KROO BAHI LOGON..CHALO MEIN BOLTA HUN
KI EK EK PACK LAGA LO..BAHT ZIDD KARNE LAGAA....TOH FIR HUMNE BHI SOCHA CHALO ITNA
BOL RHA HAI...TOH LAGA LETEE HAIN....LEKIN FIR VO EK KE BAAD EK PACK KAB LAG GAYE
PATA HE NHI CHALA.....AUR HUM ISI WAJAH SE ITNE NASHE MEIN AA GYEE...
POPATLAL :- YE KYA BOL RHE HO JETHALAL......MENE KAB..
TARAK :- HAN HAN...SAHI BOL RHA HAI JETHALAL....TERI HE WAJAH SE HUA THA YE SAB..
AUR ANJALI MERA VISHWAS KAROO..HUMNE ENTRY KRNE SE PEHLE KE FAISLA KIYA THAA KI
HUM SAB DRINK NHI KRENGEE...BAS THODI MAUZ MASTI KARENGEE...
BHIDE :- HAN MADHVI...YE POPATLAL HE HAI JISKI WAJAH SE YE HUAAA...
RITA :- YE POPATLAL....HAI HE AISA....CANCEL NAAM KE DUM SAHI HAI ISKA...CANCEL
KAR DENA CAHIYE ISSEE.....
POPATLAL :- DEKHIYE BAHI LOGON...AAP APNE AAP KOO..
SODHI :- OOO POPU...YE SAB THEK BOL RHE HAIN....VO TOH HUM LOG INTE DER SE CHUP
ISLIYE THEE..KI SAB THEK HO JAYEGA...LEKIN AAP PANI SAR KE UPAR CHALA GAYA HAI..
ISLIYE SACH BATANA PADA....
IYER :- BILKUL THEK BOL RHE HO SODHI TUM....YE POPATLAL KE VAJAH SE SAB GADBAD HO
GAYA.....
TOKKKKK....NISHANA KE DUM SAHI JAAKE LAGA..JETHALAL KAA.....AB LADIES LOGON KE MAN
MEIN DOUBT HONE LAGA THA....AUR YE SAB USNKE FACE EXPRESSION PE DEKHA JAA SKTA THA.
THODI DER PEHLE JO EXPRESSION GUSSE KE THE...AB BADAL RHE THEE.E....
DAYA :- ACHAA...ISKA MATLB HAI..APKI GALTI NHI HAI....TOH FIR..
ANJALI :- DEKHIYE DAYA BHABHI...YE LOG JO BOL RHE HAIN VO SAHI HAI..LEKIN FIR BHI
GALTI TOH IN SAB SE HUI HAI...TOH HUM KAISE MAAF KAR SKTE HAIN..
MADHVI :- HANNN BILKUL THEK BOLA ANJALI BHABHI APNEE..
JETHALAL :- OFOOOOOO...MEHTA SAHAB..ANJALI BHABHI..TOH MANNE KO TAIYAR NHI HAII...
SAMJHATE KYUN NHI HO INHEE..
TARAK :- RUKO JETHALAL MEIN KOSISH KARTA HUN..TUM SHANT RAHOO...
AUR FIR...TARAK VO KARTA HAI JISKI UMID KISI KO NHI THIII...
VO APNE GHUTNO KE BAL BAITH JATA HAI...AUR ANJALI SE MAFFI MANGNE KE LIYE HATH JOD
LETA HAII.....
ANJALI YE DEKH KE HAIRAN HO JATI HAII....
TARAK KO AISA BAITHA DEKH...BHIDE IYER AUR SODHI BHI BAITH JATE HAIN....
TOH FIR HAMRA POPATLAL AUR JETHALAL KAHN PICHE REHNE VALON MEIN SEE THEE....VO DONO
BHI AISE BAITH JATE HAIN....
TARAK :- ANJALI HUM TAHE DIL SE TUMSE MAFFI MANGTE HAIN...JO HUMNE KIYA VO SAB GALT
THA...YE HUMNE KABOOL KAR LIYA HAI...LEKIN KYA TUM HUME ISS GALTI KE LIYE MAAF NHI
KAR SKTI....SIRF EK BARR...
ANJALI CONFUSE THI KI KYA KAREEE....LEKIN VO TARAK KA ITNA PYAR DEKH KE PIGHAL HE
GYII AKHIR KARR....AUR KAR DIYA MAAF USNEE....
ANJALI :- THEK HAI..TARAKK..MEIN APKO MAAF KAR DETI HUN....LEKIN AKHIR BAAR...
TARAK :- KUSH HOTE HUE...I LOVE U ANJALI..
ANJALI :- I LOVE U TOO TARAKK...
EK COUPLE KI TOH SULAH HO GYII...
ISSE DEKH KAR BAKI SAB MEIN BHI JAAN AA GYI...AUR VO BHI LAG GYEE .....
SODHI :- ROSHAN AAGR TU MUJHE MAAF NHI KAREGI TOH MEIN ZINDAGI BHAR..YAHIN AISE HE
BAITHA RHUNGAA.....TERE PYAR KA INTEZAR KARTE HUEE...
ROSHAN BHI MANN JATI HAI...KOI AUR CHARA BHI NHI THAA....VO USSE MAAF KAR DETI HAI.
SODHI JAAKE ROSHAN KE GALLE MIL JATA HAII...
IYER :- BABITA I AM REALLY VERY SORRY....DEKHO MEIN APNI GALTI MANTA HUN..LEKIN
MEIN TUMSE AUR TUMSE HE SIRF SACHA PYAR KARTA HUN....PLEASE FORGIVE ME...EK CHANCE
TOH DE DO PLEASE..
BABITA :- OHKKKK....BUT THIS IS UR LAST CHANCE...ANIDA AISA KAROGEE..TOH KABHI MAAF
NHI KARUNGII...
IYER BHAI BHI KUSH HOKE UTH JATE HAINN....
BHIDE :- MADHVI....MUJHE MERE BAL NA HONE PAR BHI ITNA DUKH NHI HUA AAJ TAK...JITNA
AAJ HO RHA HAI..MEIN TUMHE KABHI PARESHAN NHI DEKH SAKTA....MEIN TUMSE BHT PYAR..
KARTA HUN...PLEASE MUJHE MAAF KAR DOOO......
MADHVI JAB BHIDE KE CEHRE KO DEKHTI HAI...TOH USKA GUSSA CHALA JATA HAI...VO USSE
BHI MAAF KAR DETI HAII.....
POPATLAL :- RITA....TUM JO BOLOGI MEIN VO KRUNGA...LEKIN PLEASE MUJHE MAAF KAR DOO
MUJHE HOSH HE NHI THA ..KI MEIN KYA KAR RHA HUN...MUJHSE BAHT BADI GALTI HO GYII
PLEASE MUJHE MAAF KR DOO....
RITA KUCH DER SOCHTI HAI...VO MAAF KARNA TOH NHI CAHTI THI..LEKIN JAB USNE DEKHA KI
SAB MAAF KAR RHE HAIN..TOH VO BOL DETI HAI..
RITA :- OHKK..ISS BAR KAR DIYA MAAF..AGLI BAAR KUCH AISA KIYA..TOH SEEDHA CANCEL
KAR DUNGI TUMHEE...
ISS BAAT KO SUN KE POPATLAL BHI KAHDA HO JATA HAI..AUR KUSHI KE MAREE NACHNE LAGTA
HAII.......
AB BACHTA HAI EK COUPLE.....JI HAN JETHALAL AUR DAYA....
JETHALAL GHUTNI KE BAL BAITH KE SIRF DAYA KI ANKHON MEIN DEKE JAA RHA THAA....
AUR DAYA BHI JETHALAL KI ANKHON MEIN DEKH RHI THII...UN DONO KO KISI AUR KA KOI
HOSH NHI THAA...
SHAYAD IN DONO KO EK DUSRE SE BOLNE KI JARURAT HE NHIII THIII..DONO KI ANKHEN HE EK
DUSRE SE SAB KUCH BOL RHI THII.....
KUCH MIN BAD...DAYA NE APNE HATH JETHALAL KE HATH PE RAKH DIYA..JISSE JETHALAL KO YE
ANDAZA HO GAYA..KI DAYA NE USSE MAAF KAR DIYAA...
JETHALAL KHADA HO JATA HAII....
JETHALAL :- THANK U DAYA...THANK U VERY MUCH..
DAYA :- ISME THANK U KYA TAPPU KE PAPA...VO BAPUJI KEHTE HAIN NA..KI MAAF KARNE VALA
INSAAN SAZA DENE VALLE SE JADA BADA HOTA HAII.....
JETHALAL KI ANKHON MEIN NAMI AA JATI HAI..DAYA KA ITNA PYAR DEKH KE...AUR VO USSE APNE
GALLE LAGA LETE HAIN...
PASS MEIN KHADE SABHI UNHE DEKH RHE THEE...AUR TABHI TARAK EK SITHII BAJA DETA HAI..
TARAK :- BHAI...WAHHH...JETHALAL..ISSE KEHTE HAIN PYARR..
SACH MEIN..HAMARI PATNIYUN SE ACHA KOI AUR HAI HE NHII...
ANJALI :- BAS BAS...AB MAKHAN LAGANA BAND KIJEYE.....
TARAK :- AREEE NHI ANJALI .. YE TOH SACH BAAT HAII...
SODHI :- DEKHO AAP SAB NE HUME MAAF KAR DIYA..USKE LIYE BAHT BADA THANK YOUU..
IYER :- HAN YE BAAT TOH HAI...LEKIN MERE DIMAG MEIN ABHI BHI EK BAAT CHAL RHI HAII.
JETHALAL :- HAN BOLO IYER BAHI...BINDASS HOKEE...
IYER :- HUM KAL RAAT EK DURE KE GHARON MEIN GYEE THEE...LEKIN HUMNE AISA KYA KIYAA
JO AAP SAB SUBH USS HALAT MEIN THII...
BHIDE AUR TARAK APNE MATHE PE HATH MAAR DETE HAIN...
JETHALAL :- AREE YEEE...IYER BHAI..AAP APNE MUH PE TAPE LAGA LO...ACHI BHALI AAG
BHUJ CHUKI THI...AAP KYUN USME DUBARA PETROL CHIDAK RHE HO...AKAL HAI APP ME..AKAL
NONSENSE KAHIN KEE.....
TARAK :- IYERRRRRRR......TERA DIMAG TOH THEK HAII...
BHIDE :- YE BESISHT MAUSH.....IYER..TUJHE KYA JARURAT THI YE BOLNE KII....DEVA
SADBHUDHI DE ISSEE....
SABHI IYER PE CHAD JATE HAIN....
LEKIN JAB VO LADIES KI TARAF DEKHTE HAIN TOH VO SARRE KE SARRE HAIRAN REH
JATE HAIN..........
AISA KYA DEKH LIYA INHONEE......
SAB IYER KI MARNE MEIN LAGEE THE ... LEKIN JAB UNHONE LAIDIES KO DEKHA TOH VO
HAIRAN REH GYE...AB AAGE.....!!
TARAK :- ANJALI TUM HANS KYUN RHI HOO....
JETHALAL :- HAN BABITAJI....KYA HO GAYA ACHANAK....KYUN ITNA HANS RHE HOO..
IYER :- JETHALAL...BABITA SE MEIN PUCHUNGA...TUM DAYA BHABHI SE PUCHOO...
JETHALAL :- HAN BHAI..HAN....TUM SHANTI RAKHO...ABHI ITNI THUKAI HUI HAI..JADA
BOLOGE...TOH EK DO FATKE AUR PAD JAYENGE...
IYER :- JETHALAL.........CHILLATE HUEEE...
BHIDE :- AREE TUM LOG SHANT RHOGEE...TABHI TOH VO SAB BATYENGI KI AKHIR KYUN HANS
RHE HAIN.....BOLO MADHVI....
MADHVI :- HAN BABA...BATATE HAIN...PEHLE THOA AUR HANS TOH LEEE....
AUR SARI LADIES FIR SE HASNE LAGTI HAIN....
JETHALAL :- AREEE DAYA ...AB PLEAZE BATA DE....KYUN HANS RHE HO ITNA AAP LOGG..
TARAK :- HAN ANJALI BATAO AB...
ANJALI :- HANSI KO ROKTE HUEE....HAN TARAK BATATE HAIN...
TOH KYUN BEHNO BATA DEE...
DAYA :- HAN HAN ANJALI BHABHI....AB BATA DIJEYE IN SAB KOO...
ANJALI :- TOH TARAK......AAP SAB..KO ...LAG ... RHA ... HAI....KI .... KALL....
RAAT....APNE.....KUCH.....GALT.....KIYA......HAII.......
TARAK :- HAN...KYUN KI SUBH KA NAZARA DEKH KE TOH MEIN KHUD HIL CHUKA HUN...
ANJALI :- HAN TOH FIR GHABRAIYE MAT.....KAL RAAT AISA KUCH NHI HUA...JAISA AAP
SAB SOCH RHE HAIN...
SABKE MUH SE KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA........
POPATLAL :- RITA KYA YE MERE LIYE BHI HAI...
RITA :- NHIIIIIIIIII....
POPATLAL KI DUNIYA JAISE HIL GYI HOO....
RITA POPATLAL KO DEKH KE HASNE LAGTI HAI....
RITA :- AREE HAN TUMNE BHI KUCH NHI KIYAA......HAHAH...SHAQL DEKHO APNI KAISI HO
GYI HAI....
AUR SAB HASNE LAGTE HAIN......
TARAK :- LEKIN ANJALI FIR SUBH TUM LOGON NE VO SAB KYUN KIYA???
ANJALI :- AGAR HUM AISA NA KARTE...TOH AAP LOGON KO GALTI KA EHSAS KAISE HOTAA..
DAYA :- HAN ... APKO SABKO EHSAS DILANE KE LIYE HUMNE YE NATK KIYAA..
JETHALAL :- LEKIN AAP LOGON NE YE PLAN KAB KIYAA....
DAYA :- VO HUA HUN..KI ..
JETHALAL :- TU REHNE DE DAYA....BABITAJI AAP SAMJHAIYEE...AGAR YE SAMJHANE
BAITHI TOH KAL TAK SMJH NHI AYEGAA....
DAYA :- KYA AAP BHII...AISA KYUN??
JETHALAL :- JETHALAL MUH BANATE HUEE...VO KYA HAI NA DAYA..BABITAJI ACHE SE
SAMJYANGEE....UNKO ENGLISH BHI ATA HAI NAA....
DAYA :- OH...HAN..FIR THEEK HAI...
JETHALAL :- HAN TOH BATAIYEE BABITA JI..
BABITA :- ACTUALLY JETHA JI..MEIN SABKO BATA TOH DETI..LEKIN MEIN CAHTI HUN..KI
ANJALI BHABHI BATYEIN...
TARAK :- ANJALI TUM BATAO...NHI TOH YE SAB KISI KO BATANE NHI DDENGEE..
ANJALI :- ACHA THEK HAI.....TOH USS RAAT HUA YUN THA.........................
KYA BOLTE HAI DOSTON....CHALE USS RAAT KI FLASHBACK MEIN....
JANTA HUN...FLASHBACK SE AAP SAB BORE HO GYE HAIN...LEKIN FIR BHI...HUME CHLNA TOH
PADEGA HE...TABHI TOH SARI BAAT CLEAR HOGI...KYUN HAI NAA...
TOH CHALIYE CHLTE HAIN FIR.......
FLASHBACK........!!!!!!
USS RAT JAB SABHI GENTS DUSRON KI BIWIYUN KE PASS PAHUCHE TOH....
SABSE PEHLE CHLTE HAIN IYER BHAI SAHAB KE PASS...JAB IYER BHAI...ANJALI KE GHAR PE
PAHUCHE.....TOH ANAJLI NE KHUB MANA KARA..LEKIN FIR BHI VO ANDAR GHUSS GAYEE..
AUR CHLTE CHLTE SOFE KE DUSRI SIDE PE CHLE GAYEE....AUR JAB VO ANJALI KI TARAF BAD
RHE THEE....TOH UNKA PAIR CENTER TABLE SE TAKRA GAYA..AUR VO NICHE GIR GAYEE..ISEE
DEKH ANJALI KE MUH SE CHIK NIKAL GYII THIII.......
UDHAR SAB BHIDE ROSHAN KE GHAR PE PAHUCH GAYA THAA......AUR JAB VO ROSHAN KE HALL
......MEIN PAHUCH JATA HAI....ROSHAN USSE JANE KE LIYE KEHTI HAI..LEKIN VO NASHE MEIN
THA ... ISLIYE VO NHI SUNTA...AUR SOFE KI TARAF BADTA HAI..LEKIN LADKANE KE KARAN
USKE PIAR..NICHE KALIN PE FISAL JATE HAIN...VO SOFE PE DHDAM SE GIR JATA HAI....AUR
ROSHAN KE MUH SE CHIKNE KI AWAJ NIKAL JATI HAII....
TARAK BHI MADHVI KE GHAR PAHUCH JATA HAI.....MADHVI USSE INTI DER RAAT DEKH KE THODA
GHBRA JATI HAII....LEKIN VO MEHTA SAHAB KO ANDAR BULATI HAI...TARAK USSE PANI MANGTA
HAI....AUR MADHVI USKE LIYE PANI LANE CHALI JATI HAI...AUR PANI KA GLASS LEKE ATI HAI
TARAK USSE PANI KA GLASS LEKE KHADA HO JATA HAI....VO NASHE MEIN KAFI LADKDA RHA THA
USNE THODA PANI PIYA..AUR GLASS JAISE HE RAKHNE VALA THA..KI USKE HATH SE GLASS
FISAL GAYA AUR FARSH PAR PANI PANI HO GAYA.....
TARAK EK KADAM AAGE BADATE HEE..TARAK FISAL JATA HAI..AUR PICHE PADE SOFE PE GIR JATA HAI
MADHVI YE DEKH KE EK DUM SE CHIKH UTHTI HAII....
UDHAR SODHI DAYA KE GHAR PAHUCHTA HAI...DAYA USSE ANDAR ANE DETI HAI...SODHI VAHN PADE
SOFE PE BAITH JATA HAI....AUR DAYA SE PANI LANE KO KEHTA HAI...DAYA KO AJEEB TOH LAG
RHA THA KI SODHI BHAI..ITNI RAAT KO KYUN AYEE..LEKIN FIR BHI DAYA PADOSI HONE KE NATE
CHALI JATI HAI..KITCHEN MEIN PANI LANEE..LEKIN JAB VO BAHR ATI HAI...TOH DEKHTI HAI
KI SODHI TOH SOFE PE HE SOH GAYA THAAA.....
BABITA JAB GATE KHOLTI HAI..TOH VO CAHUNK JATI HAI...KYUN KI IYER KI JAGAH JETHALAL
KAHDA THAA...BABITA CAHUNKTE HUE JETHALAL SE PUCHTI HAII...LEKIN JETHALAL BABITA
KI NAA SUNTE HUE ANDAR AA JATA HAI....LEKIN BABITA USKE AAGE ATE HUEE...USSKE SAMNE
KHADI HO JATI HAI....
JETHALAL USSE KUCH BOLNA CHTA THA..AUR AAGE BADNA CAHTA THA...BABITA KO GHARBAHAT HO RHI
THI...LEKIN JAISE HE JETHALAL AAGE BADA....VO NASHE KE KARAN BEHOSH HO GAYA...AUR
BABITA KE UPAR HE GIR GAYA.......
TABHI DAYA SOCHTI HAI...KI BAHR JAAKE SABKO BULANA CAHIYEE...
DAYA BAHR NIKALTI HAI...TOH DEKHTI HAI...KI BAHR ANJALI PEHLE SE KHADI THII..AUR VO
BABITA KO AWAJ LAGA RHI THII...
DAYA :- ANJALI BHABHI..AAP BABITAJI KO KYUN AWAZ LGA RHE HOO...
ANJALI :- VO ANJALI BHABHI KYA HAI..KI IYER BHAI MERE GHAR AA GYE HAIN..NASH MEIN..
PAAKKA YE LOG PARTY KAR KE AYE HAIN...
DAYA :- HEYY MAA MATAJI......MERE GHAR PE SODHI BHAI AYE HAIN..
TABHI BABITA BHI BAHR AA JATI HAI..
BABITA :- ANJALI BHBAHI..
BAS VO ITNA DEKHTI HAI..KI USKO DAYA DIKH JATI HAI..
OHHH DAYA BHABHI...JETHAJI MERE GHAR HAIN...
DAYA :- HEYYYYYY MAAAAA MATAJI....TAAPU KE PAPA AAP KE GHAR PEE..
DAYA KI AWAJ SUN KE..MADHVI BAHR AA JATI HAI..
MADHVI :- DAYA BAHBHI KYA HUAA...
AREE ANJALI BHABHI...MEHTA SAHAB...MERE GHAR PE HAIN...
ANJALI :- CHAUNKTE HUEE...KYAAA.....
AUR BABITA KI TARAF DEKHTE HUEE...IYER BHAI MERE GHAR PE HAIN....
BABITA :- HAWWW....YE SAB KYA HO RHA HAI...
MADHVI :- NAKKI...YE SAB PARTY KAR KE AAYE HAIN..AUR NASHE MEIN EK DUSRE KE GHAR
PE AA GYE HAIN....
DAYA :- HAN THEK BOL RHE HAIN..BHIDE BEHEN...ROSHAN BHABHI..ROSHAN BHABHI...
TAB ROSHAN BAHR NIKALTI HAI...
ROSHAN :- SAMJH JATI HAI....BHIDE BHAI MERE GHAR PE HAIN....
MADHVI BHI CHAUNK JATI HAI..
ANJALI :- IN LOGON NE TOH AAJ HAD HE KAR DII....
TOH THEK HAI HUM INE MAZA CHAKAYENGE....TABHI INKO AKAL AYEGII....
AUR APNA SARA PLAN BATA DETI HAII.........
BACK TO LIVE SITUATION......!!!
TARAK :- OHHH TOH YE BAAT THII....HUM TOH DAR HE GAYEE THEE...
JETHALAL :- HASHHHH...
DAYA :- LEKIN AAP LOGON NE KIYA BAHT GALT...
ANJALI :- HAN SAHI BAAT HAI..
TARAK :- USKE LIYE SORRY BOL TOH DIYA TAPPU KE PAPA...
ANJALI :- AAP KO PATA HAI..KI HUMNE AAPKO MAAF KYUN KIYA HAI...
TARAK :- KYUN KI HM APSE PYAR KARTE HAIN..AUR ABHI HMNE AAP SAB SE MAFFI MANGI HAI.
MADHVI :- NHI MEHTA SAHAB..ISLIYE NHII..
BHIDE :- TOH FIR KYUN??
BABITA :- USKE PICHE BHI EK RAAZ HAI BHIDE BHAII...
IYER :- RAAZ..KAISA RAAZ BABITA...
DAYA :- VO BHI BATATE HAIN...
JETHALAL :- HAN TOH BATAOO..
SODHI :- HAN TOH ROSHAN BATA KYUN KIYA MAAF HUMEE...
ROSHAN :- VO TOH TUJHE DAYA BHABHI BATAYENGI..
SODHI :- DAYA BHABHI KYUN?
ROSHAN :- KYUN KI TU KAL UNKE PAAS THA NAA.
SODHI :- OHH HAN...
TOH DAYA BAHBHI TUSSI DASOO..
DAYA :- VO ISLIYE SODHI BHAI..KI JAB AAP SOH RHE THE TOH AAP BAS EK CHIZ BAR BAR
BOL RHE THEE... ROSHAN MERI JAAN..MEIN TUJEH BAHT PYAR KARTA HUN...
SODHI YE SUN KE BHT KUSH HO JATA HAI...VO ROSHAN KI TARAF DEKHTA HAI...ROSHAN BHI
KUSH THII..
SODHI :- THANK U ROSHAN....MEIN TUJHSE SACH MEIN PYAR KRTA HUN...
TARAK :- TOH ANJALI MEIN MADHVI BAHBHI SE PUCHON KYAA.??
ANJALI :- NHI MEIN HE BATA DETI HUN...
AAP JAB MADHVI BAHBHI KE PAAS THEE..TOH AAP BHI YAHI BOL RHE THE...ANJALI MEI TUMSE
BAHT PYAR KRTA HUN..I LOVE U SO MUCH..
TARAK SHAMRA JATA HAI..HAHAHAHAH...AJJEB LGTA HAI..USKA SHRMANA...
JETHALAL :- TOH FIR TOH MEIN BHII....YAHI BOLA HOGA..BABITAJI KOO..
BABITA :- KYAAAA..
IYER :- KYAAA BOL RHE HO JETHALAL...
JETHALAL :- HADBADTA HUAA..IYER BHAI MERA MATLB HAI..KI MEIN BHI YAHI BOL RHA HONGA
BABITA JI KE SAMNEE..
DAYA :- HAN YAHI BOLA THA APNE BABITA JII. SEE...
BHIDE :- MADHVI KAL RAAT TOH MENE NASHE MEIN BOLA HOGA...LEKIN MEIN ABHI FIR SE
BOLTA HUN...I LOVE U...
MADHVI SHRMA JATI HAI..
TARAK :- ANT BHALA TOH SAB BHALA..
POPATLAL :- LEKIN ABHI ANT KHAN HUA HAI..MEHTA SAHAB..MERA TOH REH HE GAY HAII..
RITA TUM BAHR NHI AYI THI KALL..
RITA :- MUJHE JARURAT HE NHI PADII..
POPATLAL :- KYUN??
RITA :- TUMNE APNA SHARIR DEKHA HAI...
POAPTLALA :- KYA MTLB HAI TUMHARA..
RITA :- MERA MATLB HAAI..KAL RAAT JAB TUM MERE GATE KE ANDAR GUSSE...MENE BAS TUMHE
ROKNE KE LIYE TUMHARA CHATAK KYA KHICHA...TUM KHUD HE DHER HO GYEE..VAHN PAR...
POPATLAL :- LEKIN FIR MEIN VHN USS HALAT MEIN KAISE AYA...
RITA :- VO HUA YUN..MUJHE SUBH ANJALI BAHBI..MILI...TOH INHONE SARI KAHANI BATAYI..
AUR MENE TUMHARE BARRE MIEN BATAYA.....TAB UNHONE MUJHE VO IDEA DIYAA..
POPATLAL :- OHHH....ACHAA.....
HAN AB BOLO ANT BHALA TOH SAB BHALA.....
ANJALI :- LEKIN FIR BHI TARAK...AAP LOGON NE YE ACHA NHI KIYA THA....AISA KOI
KARTA HAI..
DAYA :- HAN YE TOH HAI...
SABHI GENTS KE PASSS AB KUCH NHI BACHA THA ISS BARRE MEIIN BOLNE KO...VVO SIRF
SORRY BOL SKTE THEE...USKE ALWA UNKE PASS KUCH NHI THAA....
LEKIN EK BAAR FIR JETHALAL KI DIMAG KI BATTI JAL GYII..
JETHALAL :- AGAR AAP LOG BURA NA MANNE..TOH MEIN EK BAAT KAHN..
DAYA :- HAN BOLIYE NE TAPPU PAPA...
JETHALAL :- KYUN NA HUM SAB BAHR GAON..KUCH DINO KE LIYE GHUMNE CHALEN....
SABHI LADIES YE BAAT SUN KE BAHT KUSH HO JATI HAI...
TARAK :- WAHH JETHALAL..TUM TOH AAJ CHAA GAYE HO...YE IDEA SAHI HAII..
BHIDE :- JETHALAL KHRCHA KRNE KI KYA JARURAT HAI..
SODHI :- OOO BHIDUU...ABHI KHRCHA DEKHEGA..TOH PACHTAYEGA
TARAK :- HAN SODHI SAHI BOL RHA HAI..
BHIDE :- HAKLATA HUAA..HAAN..SHA.YAD THEK BOL RHE HAIN..APP LOGG..
MADHVI :- KYA BATEIN KR RHE HAIN..
JETHALAL :- VO KUCH NHI..BAS YE SOCH RHE THE KI KAHAN JAYEE...
ROSHAN :- ACHA..FIR THEEK HAI..HUM BHI SOCHTE HAIN..
TABHI JETHALAL EK JAGAH KA NAAM LETA HAI...JISSE SUN KAR SARRE KAFI KUSH HO JATE
HAIN..SIVAI DOO KEE...
HAN HAMARE BHIDE BHAI SAHAB....AUR POPATLAL...KHRCHA KRNA PADEGA NAA..LEKIN
FLIAL TOH VO VHN KUCH NHI BOLEE..
BABITA :- WAOOOO..MUJHE VO JAGH JANNE KI KABSE ICHA THI..LEKIN LABHI TIME NHI MILA
MADHVI :- HAN SAHI KAHA APNE..HUM TOH KITNE SALON SE KAHIN GYE HE NHII...
DAYA :- TOH AAB CHALENGE NA MAZA AYEGAAA........
SABHI GENTS EK SATH....HAN BAHT MAZA AYEGAAA.........
TOH ISI TARAH YE EK BADI MUSIBAT SULAJ GYII..GOKULDHAM SEE.....
JI HAN AB GENTS SHANTI KI SAAN LENGE....VAISE EK BAAT TOH HAI...PINA SACH MEIN GALT
BAAT HAI...LEKIN JO LOG PITE HAIN...UNHE YE DHYAN HONA CAHIYEE KI USSE KISI AUR KO
PARESHANI NAA HOO..JAISE KI YAHN HO SKTI THII...
AREE JII AAP LOG BOL RHE HONGE...KAHN MEIN PHILOSHY GIRI KAR RHA HUN...
JI HAN AB NHI KRUNGA....
MAGR DEKHNE VALI BAAT YE HAI...KI JETHAALL NE KAHAN JANNE KA PROGRAM BANAYA JO SAB
LOG ITNE KUSH HO GYEEE....
MEIN TOH SOCH HE RHA HUN....AAP SAB BHI SOCHIEEE.......