BAR LADY KA TIME PURA HO CHUKA THA..AUR VO JANE LAGTI HAI..JATTE JATTE VO JETHALAL KO SMILE DE DETI HAI.....AUR JETHALAL USKE PICHE CHL DETA HAI...AB AAGEE.....!!
JETHALAL EK DARWAJE KI TARAF BADTA HAI...AUR GATE KHOL KE KAMRE MEIN GHUS JATA HAI...JAHN VO BAR LADY BABITA ANDAR GHUSI HOTI HAI....
VO ANDAR JAAKE DEKHTA HAI...TOH USKE SAMNE VO LADY KHADI HOTI HAI.....VO USKO PICHE SE DEKHTA RHA JATA HAI....
USKI MAST MAST GAND...USKI SKIRT MEIN SE BAHR AA RHI HOTI HAI....USKI PATLI KAMAR...AUR GORI GORI JANGHEN...JETHALAL KO AUR PAGAL KAR RHI THIII.....
BABITA BAR LADY KO LAGTA HAI..USKE PICHE KOI KHADA HAI...VO MUDTI HAI...
BABITA BAR LADY :- JAAN BUCH KE CAHNKTE HUEE....AREEE APP....
JETHALAL :- AAGE BADTA HUA.....KYUN MUJHE YAHN NHI HONA CAHIYE THAA..
BABITA BAR LADY :- HAN VAISE TOH NHI HONA CAHIYE THA APKO YAHN PAR....BADI HE SEDUCTION LANGUAGE MEIN BOL RHI THII...
JETHALAL :- ACHA VAISE NHI HONA CAHIYE THA...TOH FIR KAISE HONA CAHIYE THE...
VO BHI CHUTKI BHARTA HAI...
AB JETHALAL BOLTE BOLTE KAFI KARIB AA GAYA THA...
DONO KE BICH JADA FARK NHI BACHA THA...
JETHALAL APNA HATH KO UTHA KE...USKE HATHON KO PAKAD LETA HAI....DONO KI UNGLIYUN APAS MEIN JAKAD JATI HAI...DONO KAFI NAZDEEK AA GYE THE.....
BABITA BAR LADY :- APKO NHI LAGTA ... KI AAP KUCH JADA HE KARIB AA GYE HAIN...
USKI SASEIN KAFI TEZ CHAL RHI THI....JISSE UKE CHUCHEIN UPAR NICHE HO RHE THEE...
JETHALAL :- NHI...MUJHE TOH NHI LAGTA...
JETHALAL PURE NASHE MEIN THA...USKO KUCH NHI PATA VO KYA KAR RHA HAI ISS WAQT....
BASS AB USSE BARDASHT NHI HO RHA THA...AUR VO USS LADY KE HONTON KI TARAF APNE HONTH BADATA HAI...
USKE HONTH KAFI KARIB PAHUCH GYE THE...KE TABHII...
TABHI JETHALAL KA PHONE BAJ UTHTA HAI.....
JAISE KE APKO YAAD HOGA PICHLE UPDATE MEIN..JAB TARAK AUR SABHI LOG DANCE KAR RHE THE....TABHI TIME KO REVERSE KIYA GAYA THA......TOH AB HUM ...TIME KO VAPIS LATTE HUEEE......
JETHALAL KO GUSSA TOH BAHT ATA HAI...LEKIN FIR BHI VO USS LADY SE DUR HATKE..APNA PHONE NIKALATA HAI..AUR DEKHTA HAI....
JETHALAL :- HAN MEHTA SAHAB KYA HUA...
TARAK :- TUM HO KAHN JETHALAL...
JETHALAL :- MEIN..MEIN..VO BATHROOM MEIN HUN...HUA KYAA...
TARAK :- JALDI AAO JETHALAL....YAHN GADBAD HO GYI HAIII....
JETHALAL :- KYA GADBAD HO GYII...
TARAK :- TUM AAO TOH SHI..MEIN BATATA HUN...
JETHALAL USS BAR LADY SEE...
JETHALAL :- SORRY...VO BAHR KUCH KAM AA GAYA HAI...MUJHE JANA HOGA...MAGR TUM MAT JANA MEIN ATA HUN ABHII...
BABITA BAR LADY :- MUSKURATE HUEE...NO PROBLEM SIR...MEIN YAHIN WAIT KAR RHI HUN APKAA...
JETHALAL GARDAN HILATA HUA BAHR NIKAL JATA HAI...
AUR BAHR JAISE HE APNI PURANI JAGH PAR PAHUCHTE HAI..TOH DEKHTA HAI..DANCE FLOOR PE.....KAFI BHID JAMA THI..GANNE BAND THEE...AUR KAFI CHILANE KI AWAJ AA RHI THI....
TOH VO TABHI BAHGTA HUAA..VAHN PAHUCHTA HAI...
JETHALAL :- MEHTA SAHAB YE KYA HUA HAI...
TARAK :- AREE PUCHO MAT..YE POPATLAL NE YAHN SARA KAM KHRAB KAR DIYAA...
JETHALAL :- POPATLAL...KYA KAR DIYA TUMNE...
BHIDE :- PUCHO MAT...YE POPATLAL EK NUMBER KA...PAGL HAI PAGL..
POPATLAL :- BHAI BHIDE TU MUJHE PAGAL KAISE KEH SKTA HAI...TU MUJHE JANTA NHI HAI..MEIN DUNIYA HILA DUNGA...
KOI AUR KUCH BOLE TABHI...
LADY :- AREE TU KYA DUNIYA HILAYEGA....MEIN HILATI HUN TERI DUNIYA RUKK...
JETHALAL :- AREE MADAM...SHANTI RAKHO BHAI...BAAT KYA HUI HAI VO TOH BATAO..
LADY :- AAP INHI SE PUCHIYEE...KYA KARNAMA KIYA HAI INHONE.....
TARAK :- MEIN BATATA HUN...
CHLTE HAIN FLASHBACK MEIN........
POPATLAL NACH RHA HOTA HAI...NASHE MEIN TOH HOTA HE HAI...HATH MEIN CHATA HOTA HAI USKE....VO PAGLON KI TARAK NACH RHA HOTA HAI..USSE YE DHYAN HE NHI HOTA KI AAS PAAS KOI HAI KI NHI....
TABHI KISI AURAT KE CHILANE KI AWAJ ATI HAI....AHHHHHHHHHHHH...OHHHHHHHH...YE KYA KAR RHEEE HOOOO...OHHHHHH...
POPATLAL FIR BHI DHAYN NHI DETAA....VO TOH APNE NACHNE MEIN MAGN THAA...
JAB VO AURAT AISE CHILAI TOH USKE PAAS KHADI AURTEON NE USSE PUCHA KYA HUAA....
TOH USS LADY NE UNHE BATA DIYA ....
TABHI VO AURTEIN POPATLAL KE PAAS GYII..AUR USEE PAKAD LIYAA...
POPATLAL RUK GAYA....
POPATLAL :- KYA HUA MAHUTRMA..
LADY :- KYA HUA..YE TUM PUCH RHE HO...
BHIDE NE USS LADY KO POPATLAL SE BAAT KARTE HUE DEKH LIYA...VO FAURAN AYA POPATLAL KE PASS...AUR USS LADY SE PUCHA...
BHIDE :- ANY PROBLEM MADAM...
LADY :- YESSS...IN HONE MERI FREIND KE SATH BATMEZI KARI HAI...
POPATLAL AUR BHIDE KA TOH SARA NASHA UTAR JATA HAI...BHIDE TABHI TARAK AUR SODHI KO BULATE HAIN...AUR UNHE YE SAB BATATE HAIN...AUR UNKA BHI NASHA UTAR JATA HAI...
TARAK :- LEKIN MADAM KYA KIYA INHONE..
LADY :- INHONE....BATATE HUE BHI SHRAM AA RHI HAI...FIR BHI BATANA TOH PADEGAA...
INHONE APNE CHATE SE....MERI FREIND KE BOOBS DABAYE HAIN...AUR AUR....INHONE UNKI PUSSY MEIN BHI APNA CHATA GUSSA DIYA HAI.....
ITNA HE NHI...JAB VO MUD GYII..TOH UNKI ASS..MEIN BHI APNA CHATA GUSSA DIYAA...AUR VO BHI ITNI JOR SE KI VO ANDAR TAK GHUSS GAYA......
SARI BAAT VO ATAK ATAK KE BATA DETTI HAAI....
SABHI KA MUH KHULA KA KHULA REH JATA HAI....
BACK TO LIVE....
TARAK :- TOH YE SAB HUA JETHALAL...
LADY :- AREEE MUJHE AB AUR BARDASHT NHI HO RHA HAI..MEIN ABHI POLICE KO BULA RHI HUN...AISE KOI KARTA HAI KYA KISI KE SATH...
JETHALAL KA SARA NASHA UTAR JATA HAI..POLICE KA NAM SUN KAR...USKI HALAT PATLI HO JATI HAI....VO MEHTA SAHAB BAS ITNA CHILATA HAI...
TARAK USS LADY KO SAMJHTAE HUEE...
TARAL :- DEKHIYE MADAM....INHONE JAAN BUCH KE YE SAB NHI KIYA HAI...
POPATLAL :- HAN MADAM.......MEIN YE SAB JAAN BUCH KE NHI KIYA HAI...MEIN EK PATRAKAR HUN...
LEKIN USS LADY NE TOH KASAM KHA RKHI THI KI VO AAJ POPATLAL KO MAAF NHI KAREGII....
LADY :- MUJHE KUCH NHI SUNNA.....CHATA LEKE KOI DANCE KARTA HAI BHALA....MEIN TOH COMPLAIN KARWA KE CHODUNGIII...
JETHALAL :- DEKHIYE MADAM AAP GALAT SAMJH RHI HAI......
POPATLAL CHATA JAAN BUCH KE NHI APNE SATH LE RKHA...YE TOH ISKI JAAN HAI...EK TARIKE SE...YE ISKE BACHE KE SAMAN HAI...
JAISE AAP APNE SUNDARTA SE KITNA PYAR KARTI HAI...USKE BINA NHI JEE SAKTI ...VAISE HE POPATLAL BHI BINA CHATE KE NHI JEE SKTA....YE ISKA HUMSAFAR HAII...
JETHALAL NE TEER CHOD DIYA THA...AUR KYA KARTA VO..POLICE KE NAAM SE TOH USKI HALAT EK GALI KE KUTTE JAISE HO JATI HAI...
POPATLAL :- HAN MADAM...
BHIDE :- JETHALAL BOLKUL SHI BOL RHA HAI..MADAM...AAP PLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND....
VO LADY KUCH DER SOCHTI HAI.......
LADY :- KUCH DER SOCHNE KE BAAD....AGAR AISI BAAT HAI....TOH THEK HAI MEIN AAP SAB KO MAAF KAR DETI HUN.....
JETHALAL KA TEER NISHANE PE LAG CHUKA THA...
POPATLAL :- SORRY MADAM...AND THANK UU...
SABHI THANK U BOL DETE HAIN.....
AUR VAHN SE HATH KE BAR COUNTER PEEE AA JATE HAIN......
SABHI KA NASHA UTAR CHUKA THA....BAS EK JANNE KO CHOD KEE....
JI HAN IYER....VO TOH PIII KE TABLE PE SAR RAKH KE PADE THE...
JETHALAL :- POPATLAL...TMHARI VAJAH SE SARA MAZA KIRKIRA HO GAYA....
SODHI :- POPU...MERA TOH MAN KAR RHA HAI..TERA SAD PHOD DUN...
TARAK :- SODHI SHANT REH BHAI...
POPATLAL :- SORRY BHAI LOGON...SORRY...
LEKIN ABHI BHI KUCH NHI BIGDA HAI..HO JAYEE FIR SEE....
JETHALAL :- HAN AUR KYA...AB TOH BINA PIYE...MERA SAR DARD NHI KHTAM HOGA...
SABHI HAMI BHARTE HAIN ...AUR FIR SE...EK BAR...
CHERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...
GLASS KHATAM.....
TIME 12 :20
SOCIETY MEIN....
BABITA KO NEEND NHI AA RHI THI...TOH VO BAHR ATI HAI...
BABITA APNE AAP SE....KITNE LATE HO GYI..IYER NHI AYEE...ABHI TAKK..
VO SOCHTI REHTI HAI...AUR BAHR KE TAZA THANDI HAWA KAHNE LAGTI HAI....
KUCH 10 MIN BAAD....
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....OHHHHH.....UIII...
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.....HMMMMM.....AIIIIIIIIII
AWAZEIN ANEE LAGTI HAI....
BABITA YE SUN KE CHAUNK JATI HAI...
BABITA :- KUN HAI.....KUN HAI VAHN PEE.....
LEKIN ISS BAR BHI KOI AWAZ NHI ATIII.....
BABITA KAFI DAR JATI HAI....ISLIYE VO ANDAR BHAG JATI HAI....
TIME 1 BAJEE....
PARTY MEIN....
SAB KE SAB ITNI JAD APII CHUKE THE..KI FULL TALLI HO GYEE THEE....
TARAK :- AB HUMEEE....CHAL...CHALNAA CAHIYEE....
JETHALAL :- HAAN.....SAHII BOL RHEEE HAIN..APP....BAHT TIME HO GAYA HAI...
SAB KE SAB AGREE KAR DETE HAIN...AUR PAHUCH JATE HAIN..LADKHADATE HUEE...GADI KE PASS...
GADI MEIN BAITH KE SOCIETY MEIN PAHUCHNE VALLE HOTE HAIN...
BHIDE :- ABB HUMM...ITNE NASHE MIEN APNI APNI BIWIYUN KE PASS KAISE JAAYENGEE....
TARAK:- POINT HAI BHIDEEE....KAISE JAYENGEE...
TABHI JETHALAL KO AISA BOLTA HAI...KI SAB KE SAB USKI TARAF GHUR GHUR KE DEKHNE LAGTE HAIN....
VO BAAT HAI.....
SAB PARTY MEIN SE NIKAL KAR GADI MEIN BAITH KE VAPIS ANNE LAGTE HAIN.....AB AAGGE...!!
BHIDE :- LEKIN HUM LOG GHAR PE KAISE JAYENGE...APNE APNE.....GADI MEIN BAITHE BAITHE BOLTA HAI...
TARAK :- HAN YE BAAT TOH SAHI HAI..KAISE JAYENGE....GADBAD HO GYI....
SODHI :- MEHTA SAHAB...ISS BAR AISI HALAT MEIN GAYA....TOH ROSHAN MUJHE HAMESHA KE LIYE GHAR SE NIKAL DEGII....
JETHALAL :- DAYA TOH SIDHE BAPUJI KO BATA DEGI...VO TOH MERI BAND BAJA DENGE...
TARAK :- SAHI BOL RHE HO....TUMHARI NHI..HUM SAB KI BAJ JAYEGII...
CHALO SAB MIL KE SOCHTE HAIN....KI KYA KARA JAYEE...
SAB SOCHNE LAGTE HAIN.....
TARAK BOL PADTA HAI..
TARAK :- KYUN NA HUM SAB POPATLAL KE GHAR PE RUK JAYEIN....
POPTALAL :- HADBADTA HUAA....MEHTA SAHAB YE AAP KYA BOL RHE HAIN....MERE GHAR PE ITNE SARRE JANE...EK SATH KAISE SOYNGEE...
JETHALAL :- YE POPATLAL KASAM SE KANJOOS ADMI HAI....SONE TAK NHI DEGA...BHT DHERE SE VO TARAK KO BOLTA HAI...
ISS BAAT PE KOI KUCH NHI BOLTA HAI...SAB CHUP HE REHTE HAIN....
SOCIETY ANNE HE VALI HOTI HAI....
SSAB NASHE KE KARAN KUCH SOCH BHI NHI PAA RHE THEE....TABHI JETHALAL BOL PADTA HAI.....
AUR JAISE HE VO BOLTA HAI...GADI SOCIETY MEIN AAKE RUK JATI HAI.....
SAB USKI TARAF AISE DEKH RHE HOTE HAIN..JAISE SAB KO SANP SUNG GAYA HOO...
TARAK :- CHUPPI TODTE HUEE....YE KYA BOL RHE HO JETHALAL ..AISA THODI HO SKTA HAI...
JETHALAL :- KYUN NHI HO SKTAA...
KYUN BHAI SODHI....
SODHI SOCH MEIN PAD JATA HAI...
JETHALAL :- AREE IS IYERDII KO KOI JAGAOO..KISI KAM KA NHI HAI....
POPATLAL IYER KO JAGTA HAI..AUR JETHALAL KI BAAT USSE BATATA HAI...
TARAK :- PEHLE SAB GADI SE UTRO...FIR DEKHTE HAIN....
SAB GADI SE UTARTE HAIN....AUR GADI CHALI JATI HAI SOCIETY SEE...
KISI SE KHADA NHI HUYE JAA RHA HOTA HAI..SAB NASHE MEIN LADKADA RHE HOTE HAIN...
ISLIYE SABHI VAHIN COMPUND KI ZAMEEN PAR BAITH JATE HAIN.....
TIME 1:30 BAJ RHE HOTE HAIN...
JETHALAL :- KYUN MEHTA SAHAB KYA SOCHA APNE....MERE IDEAA..KE BAAREE MEIN..
TARAK :- SAB KI RAYEE LO JETHALAL..MEIN TOH TAIYAR HUN...
SODHI :- MEIN BHI TAIYAR HUN....
AAJ VO ITNE NASHE MEIN THA .. KI JISS CHIZ KE LIYE VO HAN KAR RHA THA...AGAR USSE BAD MEIN PATA CHALEGII..TOH APNE AAP KO KAISE MAAF KAR PAYEGAA....
BHIDE :- THEK HAI...SHIKSHAK MAHUDYEE....BANE FIRTE HAIN..LEKIN AAJ SARI SIKSHAK GIRI KHTAM HO CHUKI THI....
VO KYA KOI BHI APNE AAP KO KAISE MAAF KAR PAYEGAA...
JETHALAL :- IYER BHAI ...KYA KEHTE HO AAP...BASS AAP HE RHE GYE HOO...
IYER MEIN ITNI TAKAT HE NHI HOTI...SABSE JADA BURA HAAL HUYA HOTA HAI..NASHE SEE.....VO BAS ITNA HE BOLTA HAII...
IYER :- HAN...THEK HAI...THEK HAII....
JETHALAL :- TOH THEK HAI....CHALTE HAIN FIR...YAHN PAR KYUN WAQT BARBAD KAR RHE HAIN...
POPATLAL :- MUJHSE TOH PUCHO KI .... MEIN KYA CHATA HUN...
IYER KO CHOD KE BAKI TEENO HASNE LAGTE HAIN....
JETHALAL :- AEE POPATLAL..TERI SHADI THODI HUI HAII....JO TUJHSE PUCHENGEE....HEHEHEHHEE....
TARAK :- HAN BHAI..TU JAAA APNE GHARR....
SODHI :- POPU ..TU TOH VAISE BHI AKELA HE HAI...KUWARA...HAHAHAHHAH....TU KISKE PASS JAYEGAA.....
POPATLAL GUSSE MEIN ATTE HUEE...
POPATALAL :- TUM LOG SAMJHTE KYA HO MUJHE....MEIN DUNIYA HILA DUNGA...MEIN BHI JAUNGAA....TUM MERI CHINTA MAT KAROOO....
AAJ SAB NASHE MEIN VO KARNE JAA RHE THE...JISSE UNKI DUNIYA HIL JANI THII....
JI HAN......AGAR AAP SAMJH GYE HONGE TOH..
JANNE KE LIYE KI JETHALAL NE KYA ..BOLA THA....CHLTE HAIN..EK BAR FIR SEE....
FLASH BACK......!!!
SAB PLAN KE BARRE MEIN SOCH RHE THE....KI TABHI JETHALAL BOL PADA...
JETHALAL :- HUM APNI APNI BIWIYUN KE PASS TOH NHI JAA SKTE...KYUN NA HUM...DUSRON KE BIWIYUN KE PASS CHALEIN....
SABHI KE SABHI USKI TARAF NAZAR TIKAYEE DEKHNE LAGTE HAIN...
TARAK :- TUMHARA MATLAB WIFR SWAPPING..
JETHALAL :- KYA??
TARAK :- KYA YE SAHI HAI..
JETHALAL :- HAN BILKUL SHI HAI..MEHTA SAHAB...KYUN SODHI...KYUN BHIDEE....
AUR ISSI BAAT PE SAB SOCHNE LAGTE HAIN...
BACK TO LIVEE.....!!!
BHIDE :- LEKIN KUN KISKE GHAR JAYEGA....YE TOH DECIDE KAR LOO PEHLEE....
SODHI :- HMMM..YE JARURI HAI...
BHIDE SOCHTA HAI ISSE PEHLE KI KOI AUR BOLE MEIN BOL DETA HUN...
BHIDE :- MERA NUMBER HAI....
ROSHAN BHABHI KE PASS...
SODHI EK BAAR TOH USKI TARAF GHUR KE DEKHTA HAI.....BHIDE KI TOH GAND FAT JATI HAI..KI KAHIN..SODHI USSE MAR NA DEE..LEKIN THODI DER BAAD VO NORMAL HO JATA HAI...
KYUN KI SODHI BHI PYARI SE SMILE DE DETA HAI...BHIDE KI JAAN MEIN JAAN AA JATI HAI...
KOI KUCH BOLE USSE PEHLE JETHALAL BOL PADTA HAI....HAN THEK HAI..ISKA FIKS KAROO..NHI TOH BAAD MEIN PANCHAYAT KAREGAA....
TARAK APNE MAAN MEIN SOCHTA HAI..KAHIN SODHI VO NAAM NA BOL DE..ISSE PEHLE MEIN BOL DETA HUN...
TARAK :- AB MEIN BOL DETA HUN...
MEIN JAUUNGA...MADHVI BHABHI KE GHARR....
JETHALAL :- KISI KO KOI DIKAT TOH NHI HAI...
SABHI APNI GARDAN NAA MEIN HILA DETE HAIN...
JETHALAL :- AAP YE FIKS KAROO...
AB JETHALAL KUSH HOTA HAI..AUR SOCHTA HAI..ISSE PEHLE SODHI BOLE MEIN HE BOL DETA HUN....
JETHALAL :- MEIN BOL DUN AB...
MEIN JAUNGA...BABITA JII KE PASS...
BABITA KA NAAM SUN KE IYER KE KAAN FIR SE KHADE HO JATE HAIN...
LEKIN VO KUCH BOLNE KE LAYAK NHI HOTAA...
JETHALAL :- KISI KO KOI PARESHANI TOH NHI HAI....
SAB APNI GARDAN EK BAR FIR NAA MEIN HILA DETE HAIN...
ISS BAR SODHI BOL PADTA HAI...
SODHI :- TOH THEK HAI..MEIN ANJALI BHABHI KE PASS CHALA JATA HUN...
TABHI TARAK BOL PADTA HAI..
TARAK :- SODHI..TUM ANJALI KE PASS MAT JAOO...
SAB PUCHTE HAIN KYUN??
SODHI :- MEHTA SAHAB AAP KYUN NHI CHATE ..YE TOH GALAT BAAT HAII....
JETHALAL AUR BHIDE EK SATH ...HANNNNN..
TARAK :- AREE BHAI MERI SUNO TOH...MERE KEHNE KA MTLB YE HAII..KI IYER BHAI KI HALAT SEDI CHADNE LAYAK NHI HAI...TOH UNHE NICHE HASANI HOGII...
SABHI BAAT BAR SEHMATI JATATE HAIN...
SODHI :- KOI GAL NHI JII...TOH MEIN DAYA BHABHI KE PASS CHALA JATA HUN...AUR IYER KO APKE GHAR KE GATE KE SAMNE CHOD DUNGA...KYUN IYER..
IYER AB KUCH THEK THAK SA HOO RHA THA..MATLB NASHA TOH TAGDA THA..LEKIN AB BOL PAA RHA THA...
IYER :- ISKI KOI JARURAT NHI HAI...MEIN CHALA JAUNGA..UPAR CHAD KEE...
TARAK :- IYER SAMJHO...TUM GIR JAOGEE..
IYER :- THEK HAI MEHTA SAHAB...JAISA AAP KAHOO....
JETHALAL :- TOH HUM SAB KA TOH HO GAYA...LEKIN BHAI POPATLAL TU KAHN JAYEGA....TU JAA AKELA GHAR PE JAAKE SOH JAA...
POPATLAL :- JETHALAL.....TUM NE MUJHE KYA SOCH RKHA HAI...MERE PASS BHI HAI EK GHAR JANNE KOO.....
SABHI PUCHTE HAIN KUN..........
TOH SABHI APNE APNE GHAR DECIDE KAR CHUKE THE...KUN KISKE GHAR JAA RHA HAI...VO ISS PRAKAR HAI...
GENTS HOUSE
JETHALAL - BABITA
TARAK - MADHVI
IYER - ANJALI
BHIDE - ROSHAN
SODHI - DAYA
POPATLAL.....JI INKA KYA BATANA..YE KHUD TOH HILTE REHTE HAIN...YE KYA KISI KE GHAR JAYENGE..BAS BATEIN BADI BADI KARWA LOO....
DEKHO KYA KARTE HAIN.......
SABHI KE SABHI EK AISI RAHH PAR NIKAL GYE THE....JISKA ANJAMM KYA HOGA...INME SE KISI KO NHI PATA....AUR NAA HE MUJHE PATA HAI...KI AAB AAGE KYA HOGAAAA.......
JETHALAL KE KAHE ANUSAR SAB RAZI HO GYE THE...DURSRON KI BIWIYUN KE PASS JANNE KE LIYEE....AB AAGEE...!!
TOH SAB KE SAB APNE RASTE NIKAL PADE THEE...
BHIDE ...ROSHAN KE GHAR..
TARAK .... MADHVI KE GHAR...
SODHI.... DAYA KE GHAR...
IYER...ANJALI KE GHAR...
AUR ANT MEIN....
JETHALAL CHAL PADA THA..BABITA KE GHARR.....
SABSE PEHLE ...USKE PASS CHALTE HAIN..JISSE SABSE NAZDIK JANA THA...
JI HAN...IYER KE PASS....
IYER LADKADATA HUA...ANJALI MEHTA KE GHAR KE PASS JAKKE BELL BAJATA HAI....
THODI DER BAAD ANDAR SE AWAJ ATII HAII...
ANJALI :- ATI HUN..BABA....KITNI RAAT SE AYEE TARA...
BASS JAB ITNA BOLKE GATE KHOLTI HAI...AUR SAMNE IYER KO KHADA PATI HAI TOH GHABRA JATI HAI...
ANJALI :- IYER BHAI AAP...
IYER BINA SUNE...GHAR KE ANDAR JANNE LAGTA HAI....VO ABHI BHI LADKADTA HAI...
ANJALI :- IYER BHAI...AAP YAHN KYA KAR RHE HAIN...AUR TARAK KAHN HAI...AAP KUCH BOLTE KYUN NHI...
AUR NA ZANE KYUN DARWAZA BAND KAR KE USKE PASS AA JATI HAII...
IYER AB PICHE GHUMTA HAI...AUR ANJALI KE SAMNE FACE FACE KAR LETA HAI...
VO ANJALI KO BAS DEKHTA REHTA HAI....
USS TIME ANJALI NE EK BLUE COLOUR KA NIGHT SUIT PEHNA HOTA HAI....AUR USKE SHIRT KE UPPER KE 2 BUTTON KHULE HOTE HAIN....
AUR JISKI VAJAH SE USKA ANDAR KA BADAL BAHR JHALAK RHA HOTA HAI...IYER KI NAZAR VAHIN PAR GAI REHTI HAI...
JAB ANJALI USKI NAZAR KA PICHA KARTI HAI...TOH PATI HAI...KI IYER KI NAZAR KAHAN HAI...VO JHAT SE..APNE HATH RAKH LETI HAI...
IYER :- ANJALI BHABHI...HATH KYUN RAKH LIYAA.....
ISS WAQT TAGDEE NASHE MEIN HOTA HAI..
ANJALI JAB USKI AWAJ SUNTI HAI...TOH USKE MUH SE SHARAB KI BADBOO ATI HAI..
ANJALI :- IYER BHAI AAP NE ITNI PII RAKHI HAI...AUR AAP YE KAISI BAAT KAR RHE HAIN...
IYER ANJALI KE BAAT SUNTA SUNTA USKE KARIB AA JATA HAII....VO USS WAQT SOFE KE PICHE KHDA THA...AUR ANJALI USKE AAGEE.....
ANJALI :- DEKHIYE IYER BHAI...AAGE MAT AYIEE...PLSSS...NHI TOH MEIN CHILAUNGII...
IYER USKI NHI SUNTA VO AGGE BADTA REHTA HAI..AUR TABHI ANJALI KE CHIKNE KI AWAJ ATI HAI...JO USKE PUREE GHAR MEIN GUNJ UTHTI HAI....
UDHAR SODHI BHI LADKADATA HUA...SIDYAN CHAD KE DAYA KE GHAR KI BELL BAJATA HAI....
DAYA TOH SOYI NHI HOTI HAI....VO JAISE HE BELL KI AWAJ SUNTI HAI..VO DAUDI DAUDI DARWAJA KHOLTE HUE BOLNE LAGTI HAI...TAPPU KE PAPA AAP...
BASS ITNA HE BOL KE JAB SAR UPAR KAR KE DEKHTI HAI...TOH SAMNE SODHI KO KHADE DEKH EK MIN KE LIYE TOH DAR JATI HAII....
DAYA :- SODHI BHAI AAP..ITNI RAAT MEIN YAHN KYA KAR RHE HAIN...
SODHI KUCH NHI BOLTA AUR..HALKA SA DARWAJA AUR KHOLTA HAI..AUR ANDAR CHAL PADTA HAII...
DAYA USKE PICHE PICHE BHAGTE HUEE ATI HAI...AUR USSE FIR SE PUCHTII...LEKIN ISS BAR BHI SODHI KUCH NHI BOLTA...AUR JAAKE SOFE PE BAITH JATA HAII...
DAYA USSE SOFE PE BAITHE DEKHTI HAI...AUR USSE FIR SE PUCHNE HE VALI HOTI HAI...KI
SODHI USSE PANNI LANE KE LIYE BOLTA HAI...DAYA KUCH SOCHTI HAI...AUR USKE VAHIN RAKHE DINNING TABLE PE PADE JAG SE GLASS MEIN PANI DALNE LAGTI HAI...
SODHI BADE GAUR SE PICHE SE DAYA KO DEKH RHA THA...VAISE TOH USNE SAREE HE PEHN RAKHI THII...LEKIN USKI GAND BAHR KI TARAF NIKLI HUI THI..JISSE DEKH KAR SODHI PAGAL HUE JAA RHA THA....
SODHI SOFE SE UTHA..AUR CHAL DIYA DAYA KE NAJDEEK....
DAYA JAISE PICHE MUDI...VO BAHT JADA GHBRA GYII...KYUN KI SODHI USKE BIKUL NAJDEEK KHADA THAA...
DAYA :- DARTE HUE PANII...
SODHI :- PANI TOH FIR BHI PITE RAHENGEE....AAJ KUCH AUR PINE KA MAN HAII...
SODHI DAYA KE ITNE KARIB THA...KI DAYA KO SODHI KE MUH SE BAHT HE JDA BADBOO AA RHI THII...SHARAB KII...
DAYA VAHN SE FATAFAT HATTE HUEE....KAMRE KI TARAF CHLNE LAGTI HAI...
DAYA :- APNE ITNI SHARAB KYUN PII RAKHI HAII...
SODHI KUCH NHI BOLTA...AUR DAYA KE KAMRE KI TARAF CHLTA REHTA HAI...
DAYA KAMRE MEIN PAHUCH KEE...PALANG PE CHAD JATI HAII...
DAYA :- SODHI BHAI...AAP ITNI AAGE MAT AIYEE....NHI TOH MEIN CHILUNGII...MAT AIYEE ITNA AAGEE....
SODHI BHI PALANG KE BILKUL NAJDEEK AA JATA HAI.....AUR TABHI DAYA CILLA PADTI HAII....
DAYA :- HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MATAAJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII..............
USKI CHIKH PURE KAMRE MEIN GUNJ UTHTI HAIII.........
IDHAR BHIDE ROSHAN KE GATE KI TARAF PAHUCH CHUKA HOTA HAIII.......
TO BE CONTINUED.....!!!!
JETHALAL EK DARWAJE KI TARAF BADTA HAI...AUR GATE KHOL KE KAMRE MEIN GHUS JATA HAI...JAHN VO BAR LADY BABITA ANDAR GHUSI HOTI HAI....
VO ANDAR JAAKE DEKHTA HAI...TOH USKE SAMNE VO LADY KHADI HOTI HAI.....VO USKO PICHE SE DEKHTA RHA JATA HAI....
USKI MAST MAST GAND...USKI SKIRT MEIN SE BAHR AA RHI HOTI HAI....USKI PATLI KAMAR...AUR GORI GORI JANGHEN...JETHALAL KO AUR PAGAL KAR RHI THIII.....
BABITA BAR LADY KO LAGTA HAI..USKE PICHE KOI KHADA HAI...VO MUDTI HAI...
BABITA BAR LADY :- JAAN BUCH KE CAHNKTE HUEE....AREEE APP....
JETHALAL :- AAGE BADTA HUA.....KYUN MUJHE YAHN NHI HONA CAHIYE THAA..
BABITA BAR LADY :- HAN VAISE TOH NHI HONA CAHIYE THA APKO YAHN PAR....BADI HE SEDUCTION LANGUAGE MEIN BOL RHI THII...
JETHALAL :- ACHA VAISE NHI HONA CAHIYE THA...TOH FIR KAISE HONA CAHIYE THE...
VO BHI CHUTKI BHARTA HAI...
AB JETHALAL BOLTE BOLTE KAFI KARIB AA GAYA THA...
DONO KE BICH JADA FARK NHI BACHA THA...
JETHALAL APNA HATH KO UTHA KE...USKE HATHON KO PAKAD LETA HAI....DONO KI UNGLIYUN APAS MEIN JAKAD JATI HAI...DONO KAFI NAZDEEK AA GYE THE.....
BABITA BAR LADY :- APKO NHI LAGTA ... KI AAP KUCH JADA HE KARIB AA GYE HAIN...
USKI SASEIN KAFI TEZ CHAL RHI THI....JISSE UKE CHUCHEIN UPAR NICHE HO RHE THEE...
JETHALAL :- NHI...MUJHE TOH NHI LAGTA...
JETHALAL PURE NASHE MEIN THA...USKO KUCH NHI PATA VO KYA KAR RHA HAI ISS WAQT....
BASS AB USSE BARDASHT NHI HO RHA THA...AUR VO USS LADY KE HONTON KI TARAF APNE HONTH BADATA HAI...
USKE HONTH KAFI KARIB PAHUCH GYE THE...KE TABHII...
TABHI JETHALAL KA PHONE BAJ UTHTA HAI.....
JAISE KE APKO YAAD HOGA PICHLE UPDATE MEIN..JAB TARAK AUR SABHI LOG DANCE KAR RHE THE....TABHI TIME KO REVERSE KIYA GAYA THA......TOH AB HUM ...TIME KO VAPIS LATTE HUEEE......
JETHALAL KO GUSSA TOH BAHT ATA HAI...LEKIN FIR BHI VO USS LADY SE DUR HATKE..APNA PHONE NIKALATA HAI..AUR DEKHTA HAI....
JETHALAL :- HAN MEHTA SAHAB KYA HUA...
TARAK :- TUM HO KAHN JETHALAL...
JETHALAL :- MEIN..MEIN..VO BATHROOM MEIN HUN...HUA KYAA...
TARAK :- JALDI AAO JETHALAL....YAHN GADBAD HO GYI HAIII....
JETHALAL :- KYA GADBAD HO GYII...
TARAK :- TUM AAO TOH SHI..MEIN BATATA HUN...
JETHALAL USS BAR LADY SEE...
JETHALAL :- SORRY...VO BAHR KUCH KAM AA GAYA HAI...MUJHE JANA HOGA...MAGR TUM MAT JANA MEIN ATA HUN ABHII...
BABITA BAR LADY :- MUSKURATE HUEE...NO PROBLEM SIR...MEIN YAHIN WAIT KAR RHI HUN APKAA...
JETHALAL GARDAN HILATA HUA BAHR NIKAL JATA HAI...
AUR BAHR JAISE HE APNI PURANI JAGH PAR PAHUCHTE HAI..TOH DEKHTA HAI..DANCE FLOOR PE.....KAFI BHID JAMA THI..GANNE BAND THEE...AUR KAFI CHILANE KI AWAJ AA RHI THI....
TOH VO TABHI BAHGTA HUAA..VAHN PAHUCHTA HAI...
JETHALAL :- MEHTA SAHAB YE KYA HUA HAI...
TARAK :- AREE PUCHO MAT..YE POPATLAL NE YAHN SARA KAM KHRAB KAR DIYAA...
JETHALAL :- POPATLAL...KYA KAR DIYA TUMNE...
BHIDE :- PUCHO MAT...YE POPATLAL EK NUMBER KA...PAGL HAI PAGL..
POPATLAL :- BHAI BHIDE TU MUJHE PAGAL KAISE KEH SKTA HAI...TU MUJHE JANTA NHI HAI..MEIN DUNIYA HILA DUNGA...
KOI AUR KUCH BOLE TABHI...
LADY :- AREE TU KYA DUNIYA HILAYEGA....MEIN HILATI HUN TERI DUNIYA RUKK...
JETHALAL :- AREE MADAM...SHANTI RAKHO BHAI...BAAT KYA HUI HAI VO TOH BATAO..
LADY :- AAP INHI SE PUCHIYEE...KYA KARNAMA KIYA HAI INHONE.....
TARAK :- MEIN BATATA HUN...
CHLTE HAIN FLASHBACK MEIN........
POPATLAL NACH RHA HOTA HAI...NASHE MEIN TOH HOTA HE HAI...HATH MEIN CHATA HOTA HAI USKE....VO PAGLON KI TARAK NACH RHA HOTA HAI..USSE YE DHYAN HE NHI HOTA KI AAS PAAS KOI HAI KI NHI....
TABHI KISI AURAT KE CHILANE KI AWAJ ATI HAI....AHHHHHHHHHHHH...OHHHHHHHH...YE KYA KAR RHEEE HOOOO...OHHHHHH...
POPATLAL FIR BHI DHAYN NHI DETAA....VO TOH APNE NACHNE MEIN MAGN THAA...
JAB VO AURAT AISE CHILAI TOH USKE PAAS KHADI AURTEON NE USSE PUCHA KYA HUAA....
TOH USS LADY NE UNHE BATA DIYA ....
TABHI VO AURTEIN POPATLAL KE PAAS GYII..AUR USEE PAKAD LIYAA...
POPATLAL RUK GAYA....
POPATLAL :- KYA HUA MAHUTRMA..
LADY :- KYA HUA..YE TUM PUCH RHE HO...
BHIDE NE USS LADY KO POPATLAL SE BAAT KARTE HUE DEKH LIYA...VO FAURAN AYA POPATLAL KE PASS...AUR USS LADY SE PUCHA...
BHIDE :- ANY PROBLEM MADAM...
LADY :- YESSS...IN HONE MERI FREIND KE SATH BATMEZI KARI HAI...
POPATLAL AUR BHIDE KA TOH SARA NASHA UTAR JATA HAI...BHIDE TABHI TARAK AUR SODHI KO BULATE HAIN...AUR UNHE YE SAB BATATE HAIN...AUR UNKA BHI NASHA UTAR JATA HAI...
TARAK :- LEKIN MADAM KYA KIYA INHONE..
LADY :- INHONE....BATATE HUE BHI SHRAM AA RHI HAI...FIR BHI BATANA TOH PADEGAA...
INHONE APNE CHATE SE....MERI FREIND KE BOOBS DABAYE HAIN...AUR AUR....INHONE UNKI PUSSY MEIN BHI APNA CHATA GUSSA DIYA HAI.....
ITNA HE NHI...JAB VO MUD GYII..TOH UNKI ASS..MEIN BHI APNA CHATA GUSSA DIYAA...AUR VO BHI ITNI JOR SE KI VO ANDAR TAK GHUSS GAYA......
SARI BAAT VO ATAK ATAK KE BATA DETTI HAAI....
SABHI KA MUH KHULA KA KHULA REH JATA HAI....
BACK TO LIVE....
TARAK :- TOH YE SAB HUA JETHALAL...
LADY :- AREEE MUJHE AB AUR BARDASHT NHI HO RHA HAI..MEIN ABHI POLICE KO BULA RHI HUN...AISE KOI KARTA HAI KYA KISI KE SATH...
JETHALAL KA SARA NASHA UTAR JATA HAI..POLICE KA NAM SUN KAR...USKI HALAT PATLI HO JATI HAI....VO MEHTA SAHAB BAS ITNA CHILATA HAI...
TARAK USS LADY KO SAMJHTAE HUEE...
TARAL :- DEKHIYE MADAM....INHONE JAAN BUCH KE YE SAB NHI KIYA HAI...
POPATLAL :- HAN MADAM.......MEIN YE SAB JAAN BUCH KE NHI KIYA HAI...MEIN EK PATRAKAR HUN...
LEKIN USS LADY NE TOH KASAM KHA RKHI THI KI VO AAJ POPATLAL KO MAAF NHI KAREGII....
LADY :- MUJHE KUCH NHI SUNNA.....CHATA LEKE KOI DANCE KARTA HAI BHALA....MEIN TOH COMPLAIN KARWA KE CHODUNGIII...
JETHALAL :- DEKHIYE MADAM AAP GALAT SAMJH RHI HAI......
POPATLAL CHATA JAAN BUCH KE NHI APNE SATH LE RKHA...YE TOH ISKI JAAN HAI...EK TARIKE SE...YE ISKE BACHE KE SAMAN HAI...
JAISE AAP APNE SUNDARTA SE KITNA PYAR KARTI HAI...USKE BINA NHI JEE SAKTI ...VAISE HE POPATLAL BHI BINA CHATE KE NHI JEE SKTA....YE ISKA HUMSAFAR HAII...
JETHALAL NE TEER CHOD DIYA THA...AUR KYA KARTA VO..POLICE KE NAAM SE TOH USKI HALAT EK GALI KE KUTTE JAISE HO JATI HAI...
POPATLAL :- HAN MADAM...
BHIDE :- JETHALAL BOLKUL SHI BOL RHA HAI..MADAM...AAP PLEASE TRY TO UNDERSTAND....
VO LADY KUCH DER SOCHTI HAI.......
LADY :- KUCH DER SOCHNE KE BAAD....AGAR AISI BAAT HAI....TOH THEK HAI MEIN AAP SAB KO MAAF KAR DETI HUN.....
JETHALAL KA TEER NISHANE PE LAG CHUKA THA...
POPATLAL :- SORRY MADAM...AND THANK UU...
SABHI THANK U BOL DETE HAIN.....
AUR VAHN SE HATH KE BAR COUNTER PEEE AA JATE HAIN......
SABHI KA NASHA UTAR CHUKA THA....BAS EK JANNE KO CHOD KEE....
JI HAN IYER....VO TOH PIII KE TABLE PE SAR RAKH KE PADE THE...
JETHALAL :- POPATLAL...TMHARI VAJAH SE SARA MAZA KIRKIRA HO GAYA....
SODHI :- POPU...MERA TOH MAN KAR RHA HAI..TERA SAD PHOD DUN...
TARAK :- SODHI SHANT REH BHAI...
POPATLAL :- SORRY BHAI LOGON...SORRY...
LEKIN ABHI BHI KUCH NHI BIGDA HAI..HO JAYEE FIR SEE....
JETHALAL :- HAN AUR KYA...AB TOH BINA PIYE...MERA SAR DARD NHI KHTAM HOGA...
SABHI HAMI BHARTE HAIN ...AUR FIR SE...EK BAR...
CHERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS...
GLASS KHATAM.....
TIME 12 :20
SOCIETY MEIN....
BABITA KO NEEND NHI AA RHI THI...TOH VO BAHR ATI HAI...
BABITA APNE AAP SE....KITNE LATE HO GYI..IYER NHI AYEE...ABHI TAKK..
VO SOCHTI REHTI HAI...AUR BAHR KE TAZA THANDI HAWA KAHNE LAGTI HAI....
KUCH 10 MIN BAAD....
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.....OHHHHH.....UIII...
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.....HMMMMM.....AIIIIIIIIII
AWAZEIN ANEE LAGTI HAI....
BABITA YE SUN KE CHAUNK JATI HAI...
BABITA :- KUN HAI.....KUN HAI VAHN PEE.....
LEKIN ISS BAR BHI KOI AWAZ NHI ATIII.....
BABITA KAFI DAR JATI HAI....ISLIYE VO ANDAR BHAG JATI HAI....
TIME 1 BAJEE....
PARTY MEIN....
SAB KE SAB ITNI JAD APII CHUKE THE..KI FULL TALLI HO GYEE THEE....
TARAK :- AB HUMEEE....CHAL...CHALNAA CAHIYEE....
JETHALAL :- HAAN.....SAHII BOL RHEEE HAIN..APP....BAHT TIME HO GAYA HAI...
SAB KE SAB AGREE KAR DETE HAIN...AUR PAHUCH JATE HAIN..LADKHADATE HUEE...GADI KE PASS...
GADI MEIN BAITH KE SOCIETY MEIN PAHUCHNE VALLE HOTE HAIN...
BHIDE :- ABB HUMM...ITNE NASHE MIEN APNI APNI BIWIYUN KE PASS KAISE JAAYENGEE....
TARAK:- POINT HAI BHIDEEE....KAISE JAYENGEE...
TABHI JETHALAL KO AISA BOLTA HAI...KI SAB KE SAB USKI TARAF GHUR GHUR KE DEKHNE LAGTE HAIN....
VO BAAT HAI.....
SAB PARTY MEIN SE NIKAL KAR GADI MEIN BAITH KE VAPIS ANNE LAGTE HAIN.....AB AAGGE...!!
BHIDE :- LEKIN HUM LOG GHAR PE KAISE JAYENGE...APNE APNE.....GADI MEIN BAITHE BAITHE BOLTA HAI...
TARAK :- HAN YE BAAT TOH SAHI HAI..KAISE JAYENGE....GADBAD HO GYI....
SODHI :- MEHTA SAHAB...ISS BAR AISI HALAT MEIN GAYA....TOH ROSHAN MUJHE HAMESHA KE LIYE GHAR SE NIKAL DEGII....
JETHALAL :- DAYA TOH SIDHE BAPUJI KO BATA DEGI...VO TOH MERI BAND BAJA DENGE...
TARAK :- SAHI BOL RHE HO....TUMHARI NHI..HUM SAB KI BAJ JAYEGII...
CHALO SAB MIL KE SOCHTE HAIN....KI KYA KARA JAYEE...
SAB SOCHNE LAGTE HAIN.....
TARAK BOL PADTA HAI..
TARAK :- KYUN NA HUM SAB POPATLAL KE GHAR PE RUK JAYEIN....
POPTALAL :- HADBADTA HUAA....MEHTA SAHAB YE AAP KYA BOL RHE HAIN....MERE GHAR PE ITNE SARRE JANE...EK SATH KAISE SOYNGEE...
JETHALAL :- YE POPATLAL KASAM SE KANJOOS ADMI HAI....SONE TAK NHI DEGA...BHT DHERE SE VO TARAK KO BOLTA HAI...
ISS BAAT PE KOI KUCH NHI BOLTA HAI...SAB CHUP HE REHTE HAIN....
SOCIETY ANNE HE VALI HOTI HAI....
SSAB NASHE KE KARAN KUCH SOCH BHI NHI PAA RHE THEE....TABHI JETHALAL BOL PADTA HAI.....
AUR JAISE HE VO BOLTA HAI...GADI SOCIETY MEIN AAKE RUK JATI HAI.....
SAB USKI TARAF AISE DEKH RHE HOTE HAIN..JAISE SAB KO SANP SUNG GAYA HOO...
TARAK :- CHUPPI TODTE HUEE....YE KYA BOL RHE HO JETHALAL ..AISA THODI HO SKTA HAI...
JETHALAL :- KYUN NHI HO SKTAA...
KYUN BHAI SODHI....
SODHI SOCH MEIN PAD JATA HAI...
JETHALAL :- AREE IS IYERDII KO KOI JAGAOO..KISI KAM KA NHI HAI....
POPATLAL IYER KO JAGTA HAI..AUR JETHALAL KI BAAT USSE BATATA HAI...
TARAK :- PEHLE SAB GADI SE UTRO...FIR DEKHTE HAIN....
SAB GADI SE UTARTE HAIN....AUR GADI CHALI JATI HAI SOCIETY SEE...
KISI SE KHADA NHI HUYE JAA RHA HOTA HAI..SAB NASHE MEIN LADKADA RHE HOTE HAIN...
ISLIYE SABHI VAHIN COMPUND KI ZAMEEN PAR BAITH JATE HAIN.....
TIME 1:30 BAJ RHE HOTE HAIN...
JETHALAL :- KYUN MEHTA SAHAB KYA SOCHA APNE....MERE IDEAA..KE BAAREE MEIN..
TARAK :- SAB KI RAYEE LO JETHALAL..MEIN TOH TAIYAR HUN...
SODHI :- MEIN BHI TAIYAR HUN....
AAJ VO ITNE NASHE MEIN THA .. KI JISS CHIZ KE LIYE VO HAN KAR RHA THA...AGAR USSE BAD MEIN PATA CHALEGII..TOH APNE AAP KO KAISE MAAF KAR PAYEGAA....
BHIDE :- THEK HAI...SHIKSHAK MAHUDYEE....BANE FIRTE HAIN..LEKIN AAJ SARI SIKSHAK GIRI KHTAM HO CHUKI THI....
VO KYA KOI BHI APNE AAP KO KAISE MAAF KAR PAYEGAA...
JETHALAL :- IYER BHAI ...KYA KEHTE HO AAP...BASS AAP HE RHE GYE HOO...
IYER MEIN ITNI TAKAT HE NHI HOTI...SABSE JADA BURA HAAL HUYA HOTA HAI..NASHE SEE.....VO BAS ITNA HE BOLTA HAII...
IYER :- HAN...THEK HAI...THEK HAII....
JETHALAL :- TOH THEK HAI....CHALTE HAIN FIR...YAHN PAR KYUN WAQT BARBAD KAR RHE HAIN...
POPATLAL :- MUJHSE TOH PUCHO KI .... MEIN KYA CHATA HUN...
IYER KO CHOD KE BAKI TEENO HASNE LAGTE HAIN....
JETHALAL :- AEE POPATLAL..TERI SHADI THODI HUI HAII....JO TUJHSE PUCHENGEE....HEHEHEHHEE....
TARAK :- HAN BHAI..TU JAAA APNE GHARR....
SODHI :- POPU ..TU TOH VAISE BHI AKELA HE HAI...KUWARA...HAHAHAHHAH....TU KISKE PASS JAYEGAA.....
POPATLAL GUSSE MEIN ATTE HUEE...
POPATALAL :- TUM LOG SAMJHTE KYA HO MUJHE....MEIN DUNIYA HILA DUNGA...MEIN BHI JAUNGAA....TUM MERI CHINTA MAT KAROOO....
AAJ SAB NASHE MEIN VO KARNE JAA RHE THE...JISSE UNKI DUNIYA HIL JANI THII....
JI HAN......AGAR AAP SAMJH GYE HONGE TOH..
JANNE KE LIYE KI JETHALAL NE KYA ..BOLA THA....CHLTE HAIN..EK BAR FIR SEE....
FLASH BACK......!!!
SAB PLAN KE BARRE MEIN SOCH RHE THE....KI TABHI JETHALAL BOL PADA...
JETHALAL :- HUM APNI APNI BIWIYUN KE PASS TOH NHI JAA SKTE...KYUN NA HUM...DUSRON KE BIWIYUN KE PASS CHALEIN....
SABHI KE SABHI USKI TARAF NAZAR TIKAYEE DEKHNE LAGTE HAIN...
TARAK :- TUMHARA MATLAB WIFR SWAPPING..
JETHALAL :- KYA??
TARAK :- KYA YE SAHI HAI..
JETHALAL :- HAN BILKUL SHI HAI..MEHTA SAHAB...KYUN SODHI...KYUN BHIDEE....
AUR ISSI BAAT PE SAB SOCHNE LAGTE HAIN...
BACK TO LIVEE.....!!!
BHIDE :- LEKIN KUN KISKE GHAR JAYEGA....YE TOH DECIDE KAR LOO PEHLEE....
SODHI :- HMMM..YE JARURI HAI...
BHIDE SOCHTA HAI ISSE PEHLE KI KOI AUR BOLE MEIN BOL DETA HUN...
BHIDE :- MERA NUMBER HAI....
ROSHAN BHABHI KE PASS...
SODHI EK BAAR TOH USKI TARAF GHUR KE DEKHTA HAI.....BHIDE KI TOH GAND FAT JATI HAI..KI KAHIN..SODHI USSE MAR NA DEE..LEKIN THODI DER BAAD VO NORMAL HO JATA HAI...
KYUN KI SODHI BHI PYARI SE SMILE DE DETA HAI...BHIDE KI JAAN MEIN JAAN AA JATI HAI...
KOI KUCH BOLE USSE PEHLE JETHALAL BOL PADTA HAI....HAN THEK HAI..ISKA FIKS KAROO..NHI TOH BAAD MEIN PANCHAYAT KAREGAA....
TARAK APNE MAAN MEIN SOCHTA HAI..KAHIN SODHI VO NAAM NA BOL DE..ISSE PEHLE MEIN BOL DETA HUN...
TARAK :- AB MEIN BOL DETA HUN...
MEIN JAUUNGA...MADHVI BHABHI KE GHARR....
JETHALAL :- KISI KO KOI DIKAT TOH NHI HAI...
SABHI APNI GARDAN NAA MEIN HILA DETE HAIN...
JETHALAL :- AAP YE FIKS KAROO...
AB JETHALAL KUSH HOTA HAI..AUR SOCHTA HAI..ISSE PEHLE SODHI BOLE MEIN HE BOL DETA HUN....
JETHALAL :- MEIN BOL DUN AB...
MEIN JAUNGA...BABITA JII KE PASS...
BABITA KA NAAM SUN KE IYER KE KAAN FIR SE KHADE HO JATE HAIN...
LEKIN VO KUCH BOLNE KE LAYAK NHI HOTAA...
JETHALAL :- KISI KO KOI PARESHANI TOH NHI HAI....
SAB APNI GARDAN EK BAR FIR NAA MEIN HILA DETE HAIN...
ISS BAR SODHI BOL PADTA HAI...
SODHI :- TOH THEK HAI..MEIN ANJALI BHABHI KE PASS CHALA JATA HUN...
TABHI TARAK BOL PADTA HAI..
TARAK :- SODHI..TUM ANJALI KE PASS MAT JAOO...
SAB PUCHTE HAIN KYUN??
SODHI :- MEHTA SAHAB AAP KYUN NHI CHATE ..YE TOH GALAT BAAT HAII....
JETHALAL AUR BHIDE EK SATH ...HANNNNN..
TARAK :- AREE BHAI MERI SUNO TOH...MERE KEHNE KA MTLB YE HAII..KI IYER BHAI KI HALAT SEDI CHADNE LAYAK NHI HAI...TOH UNHE NICHE HASANI HOGII...
SABHI BAAT BAR SEHMATI JATATE HAIN...
SODHI :- KOI GAL NHI JII...TOH MEIN DAYA BHABHI KE PASS CHALA JATA HUN...AUR IYER KO APKE GHAR KE GATE KE SAMNE CHOD DUNGA...KYUN IYER..
IYER AB KUCH THEK THAK SA HOO RHA THA..MATLB NASHA TOH TAGDA THA..LEKIN AB BOL PAA RHA THA...
IYER :- ISKI KOI JARURAT NHI HAI...MEIN CHALA JAUNGA..UPAR CHAD KEE...
TARAK :- IYER SAMJHO...TUM GIR JAOGEE..
IYER :- THEK HAI MEHTA SAHAB...JAISA AAP KAHOO....
JETHALAL :- TOH HUM SAB KA TOH HO GAYA...LEKIN BHAI POPATLAL TU KAHN JAYEGA....TU JAA AKELA GHAR PE JAAKE SOH JAA...
POPATLAL :- JETHALAL.....TUM NE MUJHE KYA SOCH RKHA HAI...MERE PASS BHI HAI EK GHAR JANNE KOO.....
SABHI PUCHTE HAIN KUN..........
TOH SABHI APNE APNE GHAR DECIDE KAR CHUKE THE...KUN KISKE GHAR JAA RHA HAI...VO ISS PRAKAR HAI...
GENTS HOUSE
JETHALAL - BABITA
TARAK - MADHVI
IYER - ANJALI
BHIDE - ROSHAN
SODHI - DAYA
POPATLAL.....JI INKA KYA BATANA..YE KHUD TOH HILTE REHTE HAIN...YE KYA KISI KE GHAR JAYENGE..BAS BATEIN BADI BADI KARWA LOO....
DEKHO KYA KARTE HAIN.......
SABHI KE SABHI EK AISI RAHH PAR NIKAL GYE THE....JISKA ANJAMM KYA HOGA...INME SE KISI KO NHI PATA....AUR NAA HE MUJHE PATA HAI...KI AAB AAGE KYA HOGAAAA.......
JETHALAL KE KAHE ANUSAR SAB RAZI HO GYE THE...DURSRON KI BIWIYUN KE PASS JANNE KE LIYEE....AB AAGEE...!!
TOH SAB KE SAB APNE RASTE NIKAL PADE THEE...
BHIDE ...ROSHAN KE GHAR..
TARAK .... MADHVI KE GHAR...
SODHI.... DAYA KE GHAR...
IYER...ANJALI KE GHAR...
AUR ANT MEIN....
JETHALAL CHAL PADA THA..BABITA KE GHARR.....
SABSE PEHLE ...USKE PASS CHALTE HAIN..JISSE SABSE NAZDIK JANA THA...
JI HAN...IYER KE PASS....
IYER LADKADATA HUA...ANJALI MEHTA KE GHAR KE PASS JAKKE BELL BAJATA HAI....
THODI DER BAAD ANDAR SE AWAJ ATII HAII...
ANJALI :- ATI HUN..BABA....KITNI RAAT SE AYEE TARA...
BASS JAB ITNA BOLKE GATE KHOLTI HAI...AUR SAMNE IYER KO KHADA PATI HAI TOH GHABRA JATI HAI...
ANJALI :- IYER BHAI AAP...
IYER BINA SUNE...GHAR KE ANDAR JANNE LAGTA HAI....VO ABHI BHI LADKADTA HAI...
ANJALI :- IYER BHAI...AAP YAHN KYA KAR RHE HAIN...AUR TARAK KAHN HAI...AAP KUCH BOLTE KYUN NHI...
AUR NA ZANE KYUN DARWAZA BAND KAR KE USKE PASS AA JATI HAII...
IYER AB PICHE GHUMTA HAI...AUR ANJALI KE SAMNE FACE FACE KAR LETA HAI...
VO ANJALI KO BAS DEKHTA REHTA HAI....
USS TIME ANJALI NE EK BLUE COLOUR KA NIGHT SUIT PEHNA HOTA HAI....AUR USKE SHIRT KE UPPER KE 2 BUTTON KHULE HOTE HAIN....
AUR JISKI VAJAH SE USKA ANDAR KA BADAL BAHR JHALAK RHA HOTA HAI...IYER KI NAZAR VAHIN PAR GAI REHTI HAI...
JAB ANJALI USKI NAZAR KA PICHA KARTI HAI...TOH PATI HAI...KI IYER KI NAZAR KAHAN HAI...VO JHAT SE..APNE HATH RAKH LETI HAI...
IYER :- ANJALI BHABHI...HATH KYUN RAKH LIYAA.....
ISS WAQT TAGDEE NASHE MEIN HOTA HAI..
ANJALI JAB USKI AWAJ SUNTI HAI...TOH USKE MUH SE SHARAB KI BADBOO ATI HAI..
ANJALI :- IYER BHAI AAP NE ITNI PII RAKHI HAI...AUR AAP YE KAISI BAAT KAR RHE HAIN...
IYER ANJALI KE BAAT SUNTA SUNTA USKE KARIB AA JATA HAII....VO USS WAQT SOFE KE PICHE KHDA THA...AUR ANJALI USKE AAGEE.....
ANJALI :- DEKHIYE IYER BHAI...AAGE MAT AYIEE...PLSSS...NHI TOH MEIN CHILAUNGII...
IYER USKI NHI SUNTA VO AGGE BADTA REHTA HAI..AUR TABHI ANJALI KE CHIKNE KI AWAJ ATI HAI...JO USKE PUREE GHAR MEIN GUNJ UTHTI HAI....
UDHAR SODHI BHI LADKADATA HUA...SIDYAN CHAD KE DAYA KE GHAR KI BELL BAJATA HAI....
DAYA TOH SOYI NHI HOTI HAI....VO JAISE HE BELL KI AWAJ SUNTI HAI..VO DAUDI DAUDI DARWAJA KHOLTE HUE BOLNE LAGTI HAI...TAPPU KE PAPA AAP...
BASS ITNA HE BOL KE JAB SAR UPAR KAR KE DEKHTI HAI...TOH SAMNE SODHI KO KHADE DEKH EK MIN KE LIYE TOH DAR JATI HAII....
DAYA :- SODHI BHAI AAP..ITNI RAAT MEIN YAHN KYA KAR RHE HAIN...
SODHI KUCH NHI BOLTA AUR..HALKA SA DARWAJA AUR KHOLTA HAI..AUR ANDAR CHAL PADTA HAII...
DAYA USKE PICHE PICHE BHAGTE HUEE ATI HAI...AUR USSE FIR SE PUCHTII...LEKIN ISS BAR BHI SODHI KUCH NHI BOLTA...AUR JAAKE SOFE PE BAITH JATA HAII...
DAYA USSE SOFE PE BAITHE DEKHTI HAI...AUR USSE FIR SE PUCHNE HE VALI HOTI HAI...KI
SODHI USSE PANNI LANE KE LIYE BOLTA HAI...DAYA KUCH SOCHTI HAI...AUR USKE VAHIN RAKHE DINNING TABLE PE PADE JAG SE GLASS MEIN PANI DALNE LAGTI HAI...
SODHI BADE GAUR SE PICHE SE DAYA KO DEKH RHA THA...VAISE TOH USNE SAREE HE PEHN RAKHI THII...LEKIN USKI GAND BAHR KI TARAF NIKLI HUI THI..JISSE DEKH KAR SODHI PAGAL HUE JAA RHA THA....
SODHI SOFE SE UTHA..AUR CHAL DIYA DAYA KE NAJDEEK....
DAYA JAISE PICHE MUDI...VO BAHT JADA GHBRA GYII...KYUN KI SODHI USKE BIKUL NAJDEEK KHADA THAA...
DAYA :- DARTE HUE PANII...
SODHI :- PANI TOH FIR BHI PITE RAHENGEE....AAJ KUCH AUR PINE KA MAN HAII...
SODHI DAYA KE ITNE KARIB THA...KI DAYA KO SODHI KE MUH SE BAHT HE JDA BADBOO AA RHI THII...SHARAB KII...
DAYA VAHN SE FATAFAT HATTE HUEE....KAMRE KI TARAF CHLNE LAGTI HAI...
DAYA :- APNE ITNI SHARAB KYUN PII RAKHI HAII...
SODHI KUCH NHI BOLTA...AUR DAYA KE KAMRE KI TARAF CHLTA REHTA HAI...
DAYA KAMRE MEIN PAHUCH KEE...PALANG PE CHAD JATI HAII...
DAYA :- SODHI BHAI...AAP ITNI AAGE MAT AIYEE....NHI TOH MEIN CHILUNGII...MAT AIYEE ITNA AAGEE....
SODHI BHI PALANG KE BILKUL NAJDEEK AA JATA HAI.....AUR TABHI DAYA CILLA PADTI HAII....
DAYA :- HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MATAAJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII..............
USKI CHIKH PURE KAMRE MEIN GUNJ UTHTI HAIII.........
IDHAR BHIDE ROSHAN KE GATE KI TARAF PAHUCH CHUKA HOTA HAIII.......
TO BE CONTINUED.....!!!!
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